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The Virus Vault 38
Rez Valintine The Virus Vault Likes received: 38	#1 - 2015-01-19 16:21:35 UTC \| Edited by: Rez Valintine 1 It's two months off - now is the time to start planning I am looking for Merc outfits willing to cry havoc and reign fire. Multiple Merc Corps will be involved. Billions to be earned. BILLIONS LowSec If interested, drop me a line in game. I am AUS TZ.


Rez Valintine The Virus Vault Likes received: 38	#2 - 2015-01-19 18:27:08 UTC Willing to conract out individuat, exceptional, battleship pilots Carrier Support

Armilies Corporation Domain Research and Mining Inst. 247
Ro Fenrios Armilies Corporation Domain Research and Mining Inst. Likes received: 247	#3 - 2015-01-19 18:52:05 UTC Does not goons have their own merc force too? Repre... Re...papercus... Idk, something!


Rez Valintine The Virus Vault Likes received: 38	#4 - 2015-01-19 18:55:27 UTC \| Edited by: Rez Valintine This is personal. Has nothing to do with my corp or alliance. I am not interested in answering questions, I am looking for people who want to get paid. If you are not said person, please dont reply.

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Paranoid Loyd Likes received: 10,020	#5 - 2015-01-19 19:06:19 UTC 3 You have my polarized weapon fit Velator, tell me when and where. "There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix Fix the Prospect!


Rez Valintine The Virus Vault Likes received: 38	#6 - 2015-01-19 19:28:17 UTC \| Edited by: Rez Valintine Paranoid Loyd wrote: You have my polarized weapon fit Velator, tell me when and where. Really can't get any worse than that, can it?

Paranoid Loyd

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#7 - 2015-01-19 19:34:40 UTC | Edited by: Paranoid Loyd

Rez Valintine wrote:

Paranoid Loyd wrote:

You have my polarized weapon fit Velator, tell me when and where.

Really can't get any worse than that, can it?

Yes, yes it can.

My alt will bring a remote hull rep Velator for logi.

If you pay said billions in advance I will commit my entire army of 2048 AFK cloaking Velators as well.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!

Rez Valintine

The Virus Vault

Likes received: 38

#8 - 2015-01-19 19:42:10 UTC | Edited by: Rez Valintine

Paranoid Loyd wrote:

Rez Valintine wrote:

Paranoid Loyd wrote:

You have my polarized weapon fit Velator, tell me when and where.

Really can't get any worse than that, can it?

Yes, yes it can.

My alt will bring a remote hull rep Velator for logi.

If you pay said billions in advance I will commit my entire army of 2048 AFK cloaking Velators as well.

If this were an episode of Family Guy you'd be Quagmire.

The troll is strong in you, NPC corp, with bounties you've placed on yourself, from alts... never undocking.

You have little relevance here.

Paranoid Loyd

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#9 - 2015-01-19 19:49:37 UTC | Edited by: Paranoid Loyd

Oh noes, he told me i'm not relevant. What ever will I do?

Undocking comparison:
Rez Valintine 9 kills 17Bil isk destroyed DOB 2007
Paranoid Loyd 872 kills 354 Bil isk destroyed DOB 2013

Now do you want me to bring my Velators or not?

Giggity

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!

Bronson Hughes

The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration

Likes received: 3,224

#10 - 2015-01-19 20:39:37 UTC | Edited by: Bronson Hughes

Paranoid Loyd wrote:

Confirming that Mr. Loyd is not just a forum troll.

Also, I may be interested in offering my services. Feel free to EvE-mail me with details if you wish.

EDIT: I am US EST TZ, but I tend to keep odd hours online.

Relatively Notorious By Association

My Many Misadventures

I predicted FAUXs

Lucas Padecain

Black Rebel Rifter Club

The Devil's Tattoo

Likes received: 35

#11 - 2015-01-19 20:48:59 UTC

Paranoid Loyd wrote:

Umm...

Both of you are funny. Rez gets routinely beat up while ratting in null and Loyd thinks that high sec ganking is something to flaunt around like it actually means something.

My addition to your "undocking comparison"

Lucas Padecain: 2,304 kills; 393 Bil ISK destroyed. DOB 2013.

Paranoid Loyd

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#12 - 2015-01-19 21:03:09 UTC | Edited by: Paranoid Loyd

Lucas Padecain wrote:

Loyd thinks that high sec ganking is something to flaunt around like it actually means something.

Yep, means about as much as blobbing the **** out of everything you see. It also means it funds everything requiring zero ratting or any PVE for that matter.
Playstyle is irrelevant, telling me I don't undock when I clearly do is all I was responding to. That being said, take out the ganks and I still have more kills than him.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!

EVE Corporation 6908469858 Heroes and Villains. 1,372
Boom Boom Longtime EVE Corporation 6908469858 Heroes and Villains. Likes received: 1,372	#13 - 2015-01-19 21:17:52 UTC \| Edited by: Boom Boom Longtime 3 This smells like something that wouldn't flush down the kazee even if you got the bleach and plunger out. But since i'm a kid and i want to make some isk this spring, X Velator at your command. Concord Approved Trader

Caldari Provisions Caldari State 1,581
Tengu Grib Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 1,581	#14 - 2015-01-19 21:44:07 UTC 3 Psh look at all these scrubs with their velators. I have an ECM Ibis I can volunteer for the cause. Rabble Rabble Rabble Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

Caldari Provisions Caldari State 201
Quattras Peione Caldari Provisions Caldari State Likes received: 201	#15 - 2015-01-19 22:08:30 UTC If you're serious about business, EVE mail me details. Dr. Quattras Alvar Peione No, I'm not that kind of doctor.

Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic 145
Damnskippy Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic Likes received: 145	#16 - 2015-01-20 03:12:58 UTC 2 I have been mildly irritating players for years. I am willing to slightly perturb your enemies for a modest fee.

Leto Thule

Caldari Provisions

Caldari State

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#17 - 2015-01-20 06:40:25 UTC

One day soon, I will make sweet, sweet love to a hot pan of burnt chocolate chip cookies.

I have purchased burn cream for the unavoidable consequences of such a lofty goal.

I don't undock. It would require me to dock up in the first place.

Why is this thread here? Don't goons have some kinda small sov holding? What's lowsec have to do with it?

Answers!!!!!

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Doomheim 27
Buddy Scrap Doomheim Likes received: 27	#18 - 2015-01-20 07:03:15 UTC 1 No answers, no Velator.


Bronson Hughes The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration Likes received: 3,224	#19 - 2015-01-20 16:16:21 UTC 1 I am seeing much more potential for noobship hilarity and forum warrioring here than I am potential for making ISK. Have we all been trolled? Relatively Notorious By Association My Many Misadventures I predicted FAUXs

Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club 2,381
Mike Adoulin Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club Likes received: 2,381	#20 - 2015-01-21 16:27:08 UTC 1 Damn, I was just fitting out my t2 Impairor. Me sad. Everything in EVE is a trap. And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:) You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg. Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.