Out of Pod Experience

So you've all seen her, kinda hard to miss, yeah?

You've all heard of her, and if you haven't then you're just bad at life.

But since nobody else even has the courage to make it, in the spirit of the other "Appreciation" threads, I figured it was about time I made a special little shout-out to a very, very special little yellow Hero of mine - Candi "The Banana" LeMew. In fact she's everyone's Hero really, or should be in an ideal world. Of course though this thread isn't intended to be like the other appreciation threads, because nobody can be like The Banana.

Being The Banana is much more than just a title and it's far more than just a yellow catsuit.

Of course any scrub can get those.

You see .... It's an attitude and a way of life.

It was many years ago when I first met The Banana. Back then she was a simple, homeless Intaki girl floundering on the streets of some ****** planet in Bereye. Unlike you idiots in The Federation I could see the potential within this young woman, unlike The Federation I had the money to support a homeless young woman and so I quickly inducted her into my cause. I've flown with her since, she's often by my side and I've lost count of the amount of times she's died both for and with me.

You'll still find her by my side to this day, both in space and on the forums. Fearless, aggressive, attractive and always engaging.

Fashion icon. Combat pilot. Unofficial/unauthorized Diplomat. Beautician. Barista. Bait. Comedian. Troll.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for nature's Quafe ... The Banana.

Because you know ...

And yes boys ... she's single.

Wow!

Yeah, I totally remember the very first time I had to have a bikini wax yo.

So terrified, but Erica convinced me Candi's wrist motion when waxing was almost a pleasant experience. She wasn't wrong either. Now at the very first sign of stubble I'm like totally beating her door down for another hot wax session! Wooo!

Love you Candi!

+1

I heard The Banana once ransomed a wormhole corp with a pound of flesh.

Well, it might have been Erica's idea, but The Banana was there.


And we've missed her ever since. o7

10/10 would peel dat.

I used to be a member of CODE.

Then I met The Banana.

Changed my life bro.

Wow, thanks for chiming in guys and girls.

It's clear The Banana has touched many space lives.

The good, the bad, the ugly.

Everyone loves her. I'd like to take this opportunity to share some recent feedback received from critics.

[22:16:40] Crime time > mor people like you ....
[22:16:47] Crime time > *more
[22:17:06] Crime time > bannnannnaa ;)

Worth posting in. Takes a bit to bring Carmen outta her zone and the significance is not lost on us.

The Banana will be honored, I'm sure.

Here's a spoon.

As family doctor I've been given permission to state that I recently conducted a full-physical on The Banana.

She's one of the healthiest, sportiest little capsuleers I've ever seen. Whatever she's eating, aside crackers and celery, is really doing the trick.

Sweety, you're 100% worth it.

Here's a tissue, made from the flesh of your victims, to wipe your pretty, goggled eyes.