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Solecist Project
#81 - 2015-01-15 15:15:35 UTC
Mr Epeen wrote:
Excuse me.

Is this the new friends thread?

I am a hot white guy looking for discrete encounters with girls named after birds. Price to be negotiated upon successful completion of virtual coitus.

Mr Epeen Cool

The bird of hermes is my name .........

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Solecist Project
#82 - 2015-01-15 15:18:13 UTC
Nami Kumamato wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
I want you to scream my name in agony .....


Could I ******* not ?
*insert Chloe picture below*

Who??
No you can't!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Nami Kumamato
Perkone
Caldari State
#83 - 2015-01-15 15:18:29 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
Excuse me.

Is this the new friends thread?

I am a hot white guy looking for discrete encounters with girls named after birds. Price to be negotiated upon successful completion of virtual coitus.

Mr Epeen Cool

The bird of hermes is my name .........


...eating my wings to make me tame

Fornicate The Constabulary !
Nami Kumamato
Perkone
Caldari State
#84 - 2015-01-15 15:19:16 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Nami Kumamato wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
I want you to scream my name in agony .....


Could I ******* not ?
*insert Chloe picture below*

Who??
No you can't!


Wait - what ?

Fornicate The Constabulary !
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#85 - 2015-01-15 15:19:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Zimmy Zeta
Mr Epeen wrote:
Excuse me.

Is this the new friends thread?

I am a hot white guy looking for discrete encounters with girls named after birds. Price to be negotiated upon successful completion of virtual coitus.

Mr Epeen Cool


oh hai, handsome.

They call me "Daisy Duck", and since you seem to be into the same kinky stuff as me, would you mind some roleplaying and wearing a sailor suit without pants for me?
We could re-enact "Duck Tales" all night long..

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#86 - 2015-01-15 15:20:15 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
Excuse me.

Is this the new friends thread?

I am a hot white guy looking for discrete encounters with girls named after birds. Price to be negotiated upon successful completion of virtual coitus.

Mr Epeen Cool

The bird of hermes is my name .........


Why would hermes have a bird when he literally has wings on his shoes?
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#87 - 2015-01-15 15:20:40 UTC
Nevil is that you?

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
Nami Kumamato
Perkone
Caldari State
#88 - 2015-01-15 15:23:31 UTC
Frostys Virpio wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
Excuse me.

Is this the new friends thread?

I am a hot white guy looking for discrete encounters with girls named after birds. Price to be negotiated upon successful completion of virtual coitus.

Mr Epeen Cool

The bird of hermes is my name .........


Why would hermes have a bird when he literally has wings on his shoes?


You either need to watch more Hellsing or study more on the hermetic arts.
Pick your choice...

Fornicate The Constabulary !
Azda Ja
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#89 - 2015-01-15 15:25:29 UTC
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
Nevil is that you?


Even Nevil isn't this bad. I think anyway.

Grrr.
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#90 - 2015-01-15 15:27:26 UTC
Ah well ,

Anyone have a rotini recipe? Or some ratatouille? I'm trying to get this hot pilot to my ship. Sadly she seems to only like Oreos.

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
Frostys Virpio
State War Academy
Caldari State
#91 - 2015-01-15 15:29:07 UTC
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
Ah well ,

Anyone have a rotini recipe? Or some ratatouille? I'm trying to get this hot pilot to my ship. Sadly she seems to only like Oreos.


When in doubt, go with poutine.

French fries + cheese curds + gravy.
Nami Kumamato
Perkone
Caldari State
#92 - 2015-01-15 15:29:51 UTC
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
Ah well ,

Anyone have a rotini recipe? Or some ratatouille? I'm trying to get this hot pilot to my ship. Sadly she seems to only like Oreos.


(!)

O.o

Fornicate The Constabulary !
Solecist Project
#93 - 2015-01-15 15:30:48 UTC
Nami Kumamato wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Nami Kumamato wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
I want you to scream my name in agony .....


Could I ******* not ?
*insert Chloe picture below*

Who??
No you can't!


Wait - what ?

I didn't get yours either.

But I love you.

Doesn't that count for anything??

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Shadow Raptor
Doomheim
#94 - 2015-01-15 15:30:50 UTC
That's it!!!

I'm going to give a Titan away!!!

PLEX4GOOD probably sees very little of itself trickle down to its intended recipient.

Vote on 100-1,000 for rolling of the dice.
Azda Ja
Native Freshfood
Minmatar Republic
#95 - 2015-01-15 15:31:23 UTC
Did someone say Poutine?

GIMME!

Grrr.
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#96 - 2015-01-15 15:31:26 UTC
Shadow Raptor still uses her alts to like her own posts.





Bait thread is bait, and also freakin' hilarious.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Nami Kumamato
Perkone
Caldari State
#97 - 2015-01-15 15:31:48 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Nami Kumamato wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
Nami Kumamato wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
I want you to scream my name in agony .....


Could I ******* not ?
*insert Chloe picture below*

Who??
No you can't!


Wait - what ?

I didn't get yours either.

But I love you.

Doesn't that count for anything??


Not if I have to scream names in agony...

Fornicate The Constabulary !
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#98 - 2015-01-15 15:32:15 UTC
Frostys Virpio wrote:
Dradis Aulmais wrote:
Ah well ,

Anyone have a rotini recipe? Or some ratatouille? I'm trying to get this hot pilot to my ship. Sadly she seems to only like Oreos.


When in doubt, go with poutine.

French fries + cheese curds + gravy.



That has a tendency to create unfortunate sounds in the bed room

Dradis Aulmais, Federal Attorney Number 54896

Free The Scope Three
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
#99 - 2015-01-15 15:32:41 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
Mr Epeen wrote:
Excuse me.

Is this the new friends thread?

I am a hot white guy looking for discrete encounters with girls named after birds. Price to be negotiated upon successful completion of virtual coitus.

Mr Epeen Cool

The bird of hermes is my name .........


When I gaze upon the bountiful pleasure personified in you full bosom, I feel the desire to lovingly gift you with a pearl necklace.

Mr Epeen Cool
Soldarius
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#100 - 2015-01-15 15:33:00 UTC
Nerath Naaris wrote:
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