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Evil Amarr empire...

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#1 - 2015-01-13 02:31:13 UTC
...is expanding into the garage door business.
Lucky Ball
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#2 - 2015-01-13 02:45:12 UTC
Que a few dozen "Amarr Victor!" Posts in their product reviews, with a smattering of references to golden phalluses, lazors, and slaves.

Would be interesting to see the face of the admin of their site :)
Pok Nibin
Doomheim
#3 - 2015-01-13 03:12:28 UTC
Looks CAN be deceiving! (So we need some extra cash. SUE US!)

The right to free speech doesn't automatically carry with it the right to be taken seriously.
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#4 - 2015-01-13 03:15:12 UTC
Looks can be deceiving!
(It's actually solid gold)

Sovereignty and Population

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#5 - 2015-01-13 03:26:50 UTC
It's better if you see a decrepit old 1970s building, in the warehouse dump district. With a white plastic sign with black stick-on letter panels saying AMARR INSTALLATIONS.
Abyss Azizora
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#6 - 2015-01-13 03:49:21 UTC
I prefer to think of them as "hanger" doors.

Also...

Amarr Lube

And does anyone else notice the logo is done like quafe's?
Odeva Pawen
Fliet Pizza Delivery
Of Essence
#7 - 2015-01-13 05:40:18 UTC
Hey! I posted this before! I wondered if anyone else ever saw them.

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Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#8 - 2015-01-13 05:45:13 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
...is expanding into the garage door business.



I knew it. When we reach the gates of Heaven it will be a garage door and nobody will have the remote.

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Sequester Risalo
Significant Others
#9 - 2015-01-13 08:25:57 UTC
Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
Khergit Deserters wrote:
...is expanding into the garage door business.



I knew it. When we reach the gates of Heaven it will be a garage door and nobody will have the remote.


That's how the EVE gate was closed actually: Somebody misplaced the remote...
Arsia Elkin
SoE Roughriders
Electus Matari
#10 - 2015-01-13 09:30:47 UTC
"The gates of paradise will open for you one time only; woe to the soul who dares to knock twice. Unless you have the remote." - The Scriptures, Book of Missions.

"To know the true path, but yet, to never follow it. That is possibly the gravest sin"

  • The Scriptures, Book of Missions 13:21
T8497
Torgue
#11 - 2015-01-13 09:41:15 UTC
I was hoping to see that you had painted the Amarr symbol on your garage door much like I have tagged my car with a Guristas symbol.
Arla Sarain
#12 - 2015-01-13 10:18:36 UTC
Does the garage contain a slave compartment?
Solecist Project
#13 - 2015-01-13 10:27:12 UTC
You could at least give credit to whom actually found this,
because it wasn't you who dug this one out.

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
J'Poll
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#14 - 2015-01-13 13:35:06 UTC  |  Edited by: J'Poll
Wonder where they house all those minmatar slaves.

Better call the police to investigate

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Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
#15 - 2015-01-13 15:39:59 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
You could at least give credit to whom actually found this,
because it wasn't you who dug this one out.

Ah, didn't mean to steal anybody's joke, I guess I missed that post, . I just saw "Amarr" on this store's sign in Farmingdale, NY, USA. I had to look twice to make sure I wasn't hallucinating.
Solecist Project
#16 - 2015-01-13 15:44:03 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
You could at least give credit to whom actually found this,
because it wasn't you who dug this one out.

Ah, didn't mean to steal anybody's joke, I guess I missed that post, . I just saw "Amarr" on this store's sign in Farmingdale, NY, USA. I had to look twice to make sure I wasn't hallucinating.

It came up just two days ago or so in LAGL, I think there, yeah ...
... not gonna dig it up. :p

Erica was looking at "caldari architecture".

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Pleasure Hub Node-514
Pleasure Hub Hotline
#17 - 2015-01-16 05:39:49 UTC
Khergit Deserters wrote:
...is expanding into the garage door business.

In my experience in the Pleasure Hub business I always like to imagine what is going on behind those Garage doors. The urges and oddity of desires found in humans and capsuleers always seems to be greatest in those repressed by an ideological overwatch.

The underground chat market certainly helps my bottom line. Cool

Amarr victor!

'One night hauler' The tell all story of a pleasure bot in Jita 4-4
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#18 - 2015-01-16 09:30:32 UTC
This thread has been moved to Out of Pod Experience.

Also, this has been going around for a while...Blink

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Snagletooth Johnson
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2015-01-16 12:45:04 UTC
So Quagmire is an Amarrian?