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[news] Circadian Seekers: DED Advisory

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Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#21 - 2015-01-13 03:52:38 UTC
Kellie Dusette wrote:
Utari Onzo wrote:
Shelby Dusette wrote:
Utari Onzo wrote:
Finally, you k-spacers can start dealing with the same mindless death machines we have to deal with in Anoikis on a daily basis. God, they still give me the creeps.

They're just funky drones yo.

Don't fly to the anoms if they creep you out.


Its just something about the way they look...

Well for like sista say, no go for this anom then no have to look at creepy sleeper thing.

Why subject self for such thing make for many much creepy?


Eh, some people are just into creeping themselves out.
Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#22 - 2015-01-13 04:01:11 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
Eh, some people are just into creeping themselves out.

Yeah. Some people are weird yo!

They worry me more than some sleepers ever could.
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#23 - 2015-01-13 04:22:19 UTC
Shelby Dusette wrote:
Ned Thomas wrote:
Eh, some people are just into creeping themselves out.

Yeah. Some people are weird yo!

They worry me more than some sleepers ever could.


Right? Sleepers you can kill, but Creepers never die.

Besides, the drones are kinda cute.
Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#24 - 2015-01-13 04:49:41 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
Right? Sleepers you can kill, but Creepers never die.

Besides, the drones are kinda cute.

That's like pretty funny yo, "creepers".

I don't mind the sleepers. I never bother them n' they totally leave me alone too. Except for one time when they blew up my Stratios, but really it was my sister's fault for warpin' us to the wrong place. Poor sleepers were like probably just scared, or something.

As for these seeker things eh, I don't really care what happens in Empire space.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#25 - 2015-01-13 05:13:49 UTC
Shelby Dusette wrote:
Ned Thomas wrote:
Right? Sleepers you can kill, but Creepers never die.

Besides, the drones are kinda cute.

That's like pretty funny yo, "creepers".

I don't mind the sleepers. I never bother them n' they totally leave me alone too. Except for one time when they blew up my Stratios, but really it was my sister's fault for warpin' us to the wrong place. Poor sleepers were like probably just scared, or something.

As for these seeker things eh, I don't really care what happens in Empire space.


Nah, you entered what the Sleepers' labelled as 'No Trespassers Zone'. They don't like trespassers. Pretty anal about it. Like Home Guard-anal whenever you get close to their test labs.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#26 - 2015-01-13 05:20:08 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Shelby Dusette wrote:
Ned Thomas wrote:
Right? Sleepers you can kill, but Creepers never die.

Besides, the drones are kinda cute.

That's like pretty funny yo, "creepers".

I don't mind the sleepers. I never bother them n' they totally leave me alone too. Except for one time when they blew up my Stratios, but really it was my sister's fault for warpin' us to the wrong place. Poor sleepers were like probably just scared, or something.

As for these seeker things eh, I don't really care what happens in Empire space.


Nah, you entered what the Sleepers' labelled as 'No Trespassers Zone'. They don't like trespassers. Pretty anal about it. Like Home Guard-anal whenever you get close to their test labs.

No way yo. It was Isogen 5's static, so how can I be a trespasser? We run this space.

Pretty sure they were just scared. I mean can you blame 'em? *flexes her little guns*

Who are the home guard n' like, what's a test lab?

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#27 - 2015-01-13 05:38:42 UTC
Shelby Dusette wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Shelby Dusette wrote:
Ned Thomas wrote:
Right? Sleepers you can kill, but Creepers never die.

Besides, the drones are kinda cute.

That's like pretty funny yo, "creepers".

I don't mind the sleepers. I never bother them n' they totally leave me alone too. Except for one time when they blew up my Stratios, but really it was my sister's fault for warpin' us to the wrong place. Poor sleepers were like probably just scared, or something.

As for these seeker things eh, I don't really care what happens in Empire space.


Nah, you entered what the Sleepers' labelled as 'No Trespassers Zone'. They don't like trespassers. Pretty anal about it. Like Home Guard-anal whenever you get close to their test labs.

No way yo. It was Isogen 5's static, so how can I be a trespasser? We run this space.

Pretty sure they were just scared. I mean can you blame 'em? *flexes her little guns*

Who are the home guard n' like, what's a test lab?



It was their turf before you erected a POS and wave it in their faces. The natives get pretty restless about that.

Home Guard is a StateSec thing. You don't go skulking around a Megacorp test lab without authorization and get away with it.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#28 - 2015-01-13 05:54:29 UTC
Huh? Why would we put up a tower in our static?

That's just silly yo.

Ahhh n' okay. It's like a State thing? I don't know much about that or stuff in Empire. Feel so dumb sometimes. I didn't do real well in school n' stuff because of my ... thing. Anyway thanks for explainin' for me, Mista Egivand! Real nice of you.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#29 - 2015-01-13 06:05:37 UTC  |  Edited by: Elmund Egivand
Shelby Dusette wrote:
Huh? Why would we put up a tower in our static?

That's just silly yo.

Ahhh n' okay. It's like a State thing? I don't know much about that or stuff in Empire. Feel so dumb sometimes. I didn't do real well in school n' stuff because of my ... thing. Anyway thanks for explainin' for me, Mista Egivand! Real nice of you.


Funny. When I was pre-selected for the RMS Capsuleer Programme I was made to take what looked to be a University Final Year Exam to assess my academic competence, at the very least in regards to the relevant parts of Advance Physics.

After they got the result they proceed to cram all the missing bits into my head and make me demonstrate my understanding before kicking me up to conditioning and simulations training. And along the way whenever I got myself wounded in conditioning (broken bones, bruises, explosive-decompression-related injuries) they made me lie down in a room where they kept showing current news.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#30 - 2015-01-13 06:15:41 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Funny. When I was pre-selected for the RMS Capsuleer Programme I was made to take what looked to be a University Final Year Exam to assess my academic competence, at the very least in regards to the relevant parts of Advance Physics.

After they got the result they proceed to cram all the missing bits into my head and make me demonstrate my understanding before kicking me up to conditioning and simulations training. And along the way whenever I got myself wounded in conditioning (broken bones, bruises, explosive-decompression-related injuries) they made me lie down in a room where they kept showing current news.

Yeeeeah about that....

I uhhh, kinda like ... didn't totally actually err... go to the academy or uhh... anything. But I'm not supposed to talk about that 'cause like apparently people frown on illegal stuff n' like yeah ...
Erica Dusette
Division 13
#31 - 2015-01-13 06:18:03 UTC
Ahem......

That's it Sprocket, no more Astero and you're not leaving system for a week.

Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!

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Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#32 - 2015-01-13 06:20:40 UTC
Erica Dusette wrote:
Ahem......

That's it Sprocket, no more Astero and you're not leaving system for a week.

Aww man! This sucks! You like totally following me around, hhhnnngggg!

Didn't want that Astero anyway!!!
John Revenent
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
#33 - 2015-01-13 06:20:53 UTC
The last few replies made me sit and wonder about humanity. Thank you, I believe I will go wash this away with a few drinks now.

Ishukone Loyalist - Private Contractor

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."

Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#34 - 2015-01-13 06:23:14 UTC
John Revenent wrote:
The last few replies made me sit and wonder about humanity. Thank you, I believe I will go wash this away with a few drinks now.


Brandy. Brandy is good.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#35 - 2015-01-13 06:29:40 UTC
John Revenent wrote:
The last few replies made me sit and wonder about humanity. Thank you, I believe I will go wash this away with a few drinks now.

Wow how totally rude yo...

Shoulda waved my arms around like everyone else and gone like "Woooo, sleepers on the gate, woooo we're all totally doomed, woooo, save us God, or Raptor Bob" or something.

Whatever yo. Go get drunk. I'm going to my quarters to sulk 'cause my sista is mean.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#36 - 2015-01-13 06:47:30 UTC
Shelby Dusette wrote:
John Revenent wrote:
The last few replies made me sit and wonder about humanity. Thank you, I believe I will go wash this away with a few drinks now.

Wow how totally rude yo...

Shoulda waved my arms around like everyone else and gone like "Woooo, sleepers on the gate, woooo we're all totally doomed, woooo, save us God, or Raptor Bob" or something.

Whatever yo. Go get drunk. I'm going to my quarters to sulk 'cause my sista is mean.


You have guns. Very large guns. Aim and shoot at Sleepers. I don't care who is pissed off at who for what reason, if someone shoots at me, I will very well respond by shooting back.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#37 - 2015-01-13 06:57:51 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Shelby Dusette wrote:
John Revenent wrote:
The last few replies made me sit and wonder about humanity. Thank you, I believe I will go wash this away with a few drinks now.

Wow how totally rude yo...

Shoulda waved my arms around like everyone else and gone like "Woooo, sleepers on the gate, woooo we're all totally doomed, woooo, save us God, or Raptor Bob" or something.

Whatever yo. Go get drunk. I'm going to my quarters to sulk 'cause my sista is mean.


You have guns. Very large guns. Aim and shoot at Sleepers. I don't care who is pissed off at who for what reason, if someone shoots at me, I will very well respond by shooting back.

No I don't, Mista E. My arms are kinda little really...

Uhh, oh like, you mean like ship guns? I flew an Astero until SHE got snotty. Didn't have guns yo, n' I just used drones, you know. Still got my Stratios but like can't leave the Tower so heh.... That's got Geckos in it, Mista E. They're so cool.

I leave sleepers alone 'cause they leave me alone n' aren't rude like that other guy up there. Some pilots where I live shoot them, for like salvage n' stuff, but my sistas n' me never do 'cause we've already got like loads of monies. Them sleepers up in Empire I don't care either 'cause I hardly ever go there. So many weirdos yo.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#38 - 2015-01-13 07:02:52 UTC
Shelby Dusette wrote:
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Shelby Dusette wrote:
John Revenent wrote:
The last few replies made me sit and wonder about humanity. Thank you, I believe I will go wash this away with a few drinks now.

Wow how totally rude yo...

Shoulda waved my arms around like everyone else and gone like "Woooo, sleepers on the gate, woooo we're all totally doomed, woooo, save us God, or Raptor Bob" or something.

Whatever yo. Go get drunk. I'm going to my quarters to sulk 'cause my sista is mean.


You have guns. Very large guns. Aim and shoot at Sleepers. I don't care who is pissed off at who for what reason, if someone shoots at me, I will very well respond by shooting back.

No I don't, Mista E. My arms are kinda little really...

Uhh, oh like, you mean like ship guns? I flew an Astero until SHE got snotty. Didn't have guns yo, n' I just used drones, you know. Still got my Stratios but like can't leave the Tower so heh.... That's got Geckos in it, Mista E. They're so cool.

I leave sleepers alone 'cause they leave me alone n' aren't rude like that other guy up there. Some pilots where I live shoot them, for like salvage n' stuff, but my sistas n' me never do 'cause we've already got like loads of monies. Them sleepers up in Empire I don't care either 'cause I hardly ever go there. So many weirdos yo.


Why not Myrmidon?

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.

Shelby Dusette
Division 13
#39 - 2015-01-13 07:12:40 UTC
Elmund Egivand wrote:
Why not Myrmidon?

I dunno Mista E. Have to ask my bigger sista, the mean one, she says what I gotta fly n' what stuff I gotta learn. I'm nearly smart enough to fly a Legion though, how cool is that yo??

My sistas never really fly like normal battlecruisers though. They only fly cloaky things, unless it's like a big fleet brawl n' thing then they take stuff that don't cloak. Usually stuff like Proteeruss or Tengu. Except sometimes when my sista does her silly thing with the Barghest, I guess.
Eran Mintor
Metropolis Commercial Consortium
#40 - 2015-01-13 08:32:08 UTC
Why do you talk like an adolescent?

-Eran