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Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#261 - 2014-11-16 20:30:19 UTC
Yes, I should look at the Breacher. I know it is strong. I have perfect gunnery skills and only 2,830 in missiles. Probably got a bit of work to do there first!

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
London James
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#262 - 2014-11-17 15:29:43 UTC
Really enjoy reading about your adventures!

A note on the Breacher: the dual MASB is a beast, almost like a mini-Hawk (minus the obvious resist profile) but your achilles heel will be your speed; I have pretty good nav skills and w/o any speed rigs or implants I am pushing just over 1.2 cold, so not enough to keep up with some AB frigs. You will be able to tank like a boss, but I've found some AB targets are able to OH and get out of my scram range. If you do use the dual MASB breacher, I would advise speed rigs, or snakes if you don't already have a snake clone :)

Happy hunting.
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#263 - 2014-12-01 10:25:52 UTC  |  Edited by: Zappity
Zappity has been quiet lately, still suffering from PvP malaise. Never mind! I have been distracted by the prospect of Thera. Initially disappointed that the highsec and lowsec statics will not allow freighters through, I have decided that I will profit from Thera regardless.

The inverted commas are because Zappity's cousin in marketing is not at all convinced that the lack of freighters through the high and lowsec statics will result in lots of market activity. Still, I suppose some people might mine in Thera. Pfft (or some similarly derisive noise).

We'll see. Anyway, my cunning plan relies on the wandering connections for my 'trade hub' gouging. I am guessing that some wormhole denizens might mine and might want to sell their rocks. We'll see. But I have decided to have a crack at it and so Zappity decided that it was time to understand where the ships that she explodes on a regular basis come from.

First of all, Zappity discovered that mining produces Ore. This Ore is then refined into Minerals which are then whatsited into things what you blow up. As you can see, the understanding is as yet incomplete. But Zappity also figured out that the cost of the aforementioned refining process depends on the standings that one has with the company that owns the station. Just like the market orders that will be required to sell my vast swathes of goods. Mua ha ha.

So Zappity donned her rail Enyo of Shame and busily started exploding red crosses for the level one Sisters of EVE agent. Ugh, this is taking forever. And in nullsec because the only Sanctuary agents are located in Pure Blind.

Honestly, nullsec just isn't what it used to be. Zappity wasn't even scanned down by a prospective killer even once! That would have lasted about three minutes in lowsec.

So now, Innocent Scout has magnificent standings with the Sanctuary and is looking forward to the imminent explosion of wormholes (or whatever is going to happen). But don't worry - I also have a cunning plan to generate some more kill mails!

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#264 - 2014-12-01 10:55:43 UTC
You should do a weekly post on evenews24.com. Would be fun to read I think.

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

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Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#265 - 2014-12-10 13:25:36 UTC
Thera. According to the forums I was going to be in for a treat. Apparently the null blocs were going to shut it down instantly and forever more. Or perhaps it was wormhole corps. Regardless, the one thing that was clear is that my attempts to get in and leave some clones scattered about were doomed to fail.

But I am an eternal optimist and, because I am also lazy, I pointed my browser toward eve-scout. There was a nice entry a mere half dozen jumps from Amarr. Surely if any entry was going to be camped it would be this one! Innocent Scout, in a Cheetah, was the first through. A lone Vexor Navy Issue perched on the hole didn't quite live up to the aforementioned prognostications of campfire doom and was easily ignored.

Cloaked at 57 km from the hole, Innocent scouted in Zappity and then her cousin from procurement (not to be confused with her cousin from marketing). A looooooong warp across system then rewarded Innocent Scout with her first ever view of a wormhole station. Brilliant.

Wrecks, corpses and Ishtars (please nerf) were strewn about the undock like wrapping from a present messily torn open. Great stuff!

Not to be fooled into prematurely docking and then needing to run the gauntlet of droney death, Innocent first warped to a celestial roughly in front of the undock before heading back to the station at 100. A boring but safely cloaked slow burn then resulted in the creation of an insta-undock bookmark, followed by the safe arrival of Zappity and the procurement expert at the station.

Why procurement? Well, as mentioned previously I have a cunning plan! And now I also have a few dozen market orders for ore. Will the natives flock to my banner and sell me their rocks? We'll see. Frankly, it hardly matters. After today I'm not overly troubled by the prospect of bringing materials into the system manually. And bringing in quite a few nice, shiny blueprints wasn't challenging either.

I plan on enjoying Thera. I have always liked wormholes but the logistical effort and (especially) lack of jump clones has been prohibitive with my casual play style. What a great system!

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Dato Koppla
Balls Deep Inc.
Minmatar Fleet Alliance
#266 - 2014-12-11 03:55:44 UTC
I'm excited for this new chapter in Zappity's adventures. I've really enjoyed reading this thread. Keep it up and keep us informed on the situation in Thera =P
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#267 - 2014-12-11 10:18:12 UTC
It took a few short hours for all the offices in Thera to be snapped up by corps, some of whom even wanted to use them. The others evidently wished only to profit from the demand. "WTS Office Slot" was being spammed in local. Very enterprising! Unlike all those wormhole miners who, I have decided, are lazy bums because none of my market orders for ore have been filled and it has been AT LEAST twelve hours.

I decided to take the advice of a helpful forumite who mailed me (thank you) with a suggestion about shipping in compressed ore rather than relying on local production. This was useful because I really don't have much clue about this sort of thing. But once on the right track, Zappity is a relentless bloodhound!

Here follows Zappity's noob manufacturing primer. After all, I need something to do while flying my Stratios back to the lowsec Thera entry from Jita. I half knew all of this stuff but the last couple of days have been useful in putting it all together:

  1. Ore is what miners get from asteroids with their shovels (or whatever they use). The base ore types (Gneiss, Arkonor, Veldspar etc) also have two enriched variants (Bright Spodumain, Dense Whatsit etc) which have 5% and 10% more minerals in them.

  2. Hmm. Rancer is in the route. Oh well - what’s the worst that could happen?

  3. Ores can be compressed at a POS with a Compression Array. There are probably other ways to do it as well but this can easily be done a single jump out of Jita. Plenty of moons. I packed a small POS, some Caldari charters and a bit of fuel into a freighter along with a Compression Array and about a million cubic meters of ore. It compressed down to just under 8,000 cubic meters which fit comfortably into a Viator. That means you could fit, um, HEAPS into a DST!

  4. Deimos, Hurricane x 2, Hyperion. Bugger. Still gate cloaked, though, and they are about 15km off. Align away, cloak, burn, disappear! Ha! And safely in warp.

  5. Ores contain minerals of different types (tritanium, pyrite etc) which are what you actually build things with. The minerals can be refined or reprocessed (or something like that) from the ore.

  6. You can improve the amount of minerals you get from refining (or is it reprocessing?) by getting better standings with the corp that owns the station you are refining at. In this case, it means The Sanctuary missions in Pure Blind.

That’s about it. Except for that Heretic's bubble plus gang on the top station. That would have been troublesome if I'd been foolish enough to warp straight to the station. Really, these guys just aren't trying.

Don't worry everyone. The magnificent Gank Stratios is now firmly installed in the system, which seems somehow fitting given the lore. I promise I'll try to kill something next time. I don't want that Stratios anyway.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#268 - 2014-12-11 14:24:35 UTC
You should video all your journeys and enter the this is Eve competition. And why isnt this post a sticky ? Roll

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#269 - 2014-12-26 00:45:11 UTC
Thera local comment of the day: “Pubie McPuberton > wow there is a retriever on the market, I'm going to do some mining”. Totally not bait.

Ha! Zappity’s first Thera kill! It wasn’t particularly exciting to be honest. I noticed a new exit to Heydiddles pop up on www.eve-scout.com so I jumped into my Stratios and sat 5 km off the hole, waiting for something to kill. I was busy on Innocent Scout’s screen when I was startled to hear myself being locked up. Someone must have decloaked me. Yes - a Nemesis stealth bomber! How rude. He launched a volley which wiped out most of my shield but wasn’t quick enough with his MWD top escape my scram and webs:

Manticore: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24332694

My work in Thera done, I decided to take a little holiday in Catch via a convenient wormhole. I had heard there were hordes of pilots swarming around Catch (some of them new, others not so new) and figured it would be a nice playground for my Stratios. It certainly was - after about 30 seconds I had found what was obviously a baiting Slicer sitting 200 off a gate. Zappity knows no fear! Which means she was shortly relieved of her Stratios at the unacceptably low price of the enemy Slicer plus a Sabre:

Slicer: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24416723
Sabre: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24416724

Stratios, the aptly-named Skir’s Folly: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24416725

Pod: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24416769

Sigh. I really need to start thinking about which ships to engage. Oh well, plenty more where that came from. And I DID promise to lose that particular hull stupidly. Mission accomplished.

I woke up in the Cal/Gal zone. The Thorax was next on the to-do list so I hitched up a dual-rep electron (the fit is in the vid link below) and set off for a circuit of the map. In Hevrice, I noticed a Tusker in a Moa. While in warp to the medium plex I isolated him to a belt on d-scan, but before I could warp to him I spotted him on short scan. These guys are good!

Overheat all the things, scram, web, guns, forget to launch drones (it's been a while between drinks so I'm back to my usual tricks), repper on, drones (what a noob). I’m tanking him alright but then my dps suddenly drops. What? Oh, I’ve burnt out my guns. Bugger. I'm out of practice!

Can I escape? I should have a reasonable chance, him being in a fat Moa and me being in a nimble afterburner Thorax.

I align to a plex and rapidly pull away. He is clearly microwarp drive fit because I pull range easily. But when I hit 10km his scram icon only disappears for a second and my warp attempt fails. That sneaky Tusker activated his MWD as soon as I out-ranged my own scram. So I try again, this time getting the site up on my overview and ready to spam the warp hotkey.

Same result! So this time I overheat my scram and web to buy an extra bit of range and finally pull away safely, much to the relief of my ominously red modules. I even saw one of them smoking. Well, almost.

I should have won that. But what a great fight, and that escape was nearly as satisfying as a kill.

Video: http://youtu.be/1DHJknaCnmE

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#270 - 2014-12-27 20:05:22 UTC
In a recent blog entry Sugar Kyle explained that she often feels the need to defend her non-PvP activities. This made me take stock of what I actually do in EVE. There is, obviously, PvP which mostly occurs in lowsec. This is great, although the thought occurs that I am not really in much of a position to comment on large-scale fights since I have never participated in them. True, I have recently dropped an alt into Brave to see what all the noise it about but I never seem to have the time to get into it. We'll see.

If I feel like a sojourn in wormhole space Zappity has a jump clone in Thera along with some nice Stratios and Proteus hulls. Innocent Scout is still in ABA’s wormhole corp (Supreme Mathematics) so I have an easy entry to more traditional wormhole systems if I so desire. However, being casual, this doesn’t usually occur. I dabble in nullsec exploration (also with Innocent) and Zappity also has a clone plus Ishtar installed in Venal (and which is OP by the way - please nerf) in case I happen to fancy shooting some red crosses.

On the industry front, I dabble with invention occasionally although I find this too much of a second job to really suit me. I also have an industry toon in Thera for hull manufacture and sales, although this has been disappointingly slow.

I have never done mining. I do not feel deprived.

So on that note, having successfully made a fool of myself by having my safety set inexplicably to green whilst trying to kill a Vexor I decided it was time for some relaxing PvE. Honestly, I have no idea why it was green. I have usually had it set yellow lately since Zappity still has enough ill-gotten sec status to fly around highsec without trouble. I tried the usual F2 and F3 on the Vexor for scram and web - nothing - and then manually clicked them - nothing - before seeing that nasty green button. Luckily he wanted the fight and just sat there patiently, waiting to be killed.

I was very worried about the gang in system, having tested them earlier at the Medium plex and quickly getting a rise from them. I doubted very much that I would kill him before they showed up and wiped both of us out but thankfully they must have been busy at the time. I didn’t even give my drones enough time to return before warping away after the fight! We chatted a bit afterward and, although not a noob he certainly was not experienced at PvP. The fit indicated such:

Vexor: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24458308

Video: http://youtu.be/yOta6ewoY98

I shared a few of my own fits before heading off to Ishomilken. Anyway, as I was saying, I thought it was time for some PvE. Here follows the riveting tale of Zappity vs the Gurista Provincial HQ!

Just kidding :) I wouldn’t do that to you. Actually, I was distracted by the appearance of one of my nemeses. Sumarx had viciously killed poor Innocent Scout while she was doing a Relic site. Innocent, true to her name, could not bring herself to believe that Venal could possibly be home to such evil and, um, innocently had a chat channel other than local open by mistake. Oops.

But that is beside the point. I was going to teach him a lesson, I decided. To make it look more plausible, I logged Innocent off, logged another alt on and swapped him into a Cheetah. I added a DC2, an armour plate and a couple of armour rigs, not to mention a scram and two webs. Oh yes, I thought, I'll fix him.

Zappity was already in the next system so I warped her to the connecting gate and waited, cloaked in her Ishtar, 3 km from the gate. Never not cloak in nullsec, at least in a PvE ship. The Cheetah sat in the Relic site on the first can. Surprisingly, I didn't see probes on d-scan before the Astero warped in and burned, uncloaked, toward the Cheetah. The villain clearly had the sites pre-bookmarked.

I was already in the process of moving to the next can, wanting to make it look good to a cloaked and suspicious observer, so I decided to just play the part of an oblivious explorer and carry it through. He bit!

He scrammed me so I scrammed him back with webs to boot. Zappity jumped and warped to the Cheetah at 50 km range. The 7 AU trip was interminably long, especially since the Cheetah wasn't exactly built for this sort of punishment. Armour was dropping fast!

Zappity dropped out of warp with the Cheetah already in hull and instantly dropped Gardes sentries, two Omnidirectional Tracking Enhancers already cycling. Oh my goodness, how long can it possibly take to lock a bloody frigate! Stupid cloak penalty! Finally the drones are locked on and ready to whomp him good!

I almost alpha'd him - just a fraction of hull remained on the tasty Astero. The ‘almost’ very nearly cost me the Cheetah who survived with only 103 HP remaining. The Astero died well and truly on the second volley.

The Cheetah scooped the loot while Zappity was busy collecting her drones and aligning out. It wasn't until Sumarx complimented me in local on the scoop that I checked the haul - 145m iskies worth. That is probably not as much as the Gurista Provincial HQ would have paid out but it was infinitely more satisfying!

What is the moral of the story? I believe that a well-rounded set of activities are important for an enduring EVE experience. Especially since I never would have wreaked my revenge had I not been taken by a mad desire to run some Gurista sites!

Astero: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24459354

Video: http://youtu.be/mUf0ZmhWpTI You can hear Zappity’s audio although this is taken from the Cheetah’s perspective.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Xavi Bastanold
Sveipar Trade and Transport
#271 - 2014-12-28 17:18:01 UTC
I've only one account. Yes, I know, FAIL. Still, my one monitor is rather small and the idea of alt-tab'ing tween two accounts sounds intimidation. Reading this story, however, may force me to go buy another (bigger) monitor, and see about getting another account.

Great story as always, Zappity. Your escape from the Moa was pretty sweet.

Good hunting,

Xavi
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#272 - 2014-12-28 19:36:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Zappity
Xavi Bastanold wrote:
I've only one account. Yes, I know, FAIL. Still, my one monitor is rather small and the idea of alt-tab'ing tween two accounts sounds intimidation. Reading this story, however, may force me to go buy another (bigger) monitor, and see about getting another account.

Great story as always, Zappity. Your escape from the Moa was pretty sweet.

I have three accounts but should consolidate to two some time because I don't really need them. I actually admire people who manage with a single account - it is much harder.

If you do decide to get a second check EVE O Preview out:
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=246157 It might help displaying them on a single monitor.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#273 - 2015-01-01 23:28:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Zappity
I decided to move a Barghest blueprint, pilfered from a recently-deceased Mordu’s Legion battleship, to a highsec station for easier transport. I had stumbled across the rat while chasing another player about Prism in my Thorax (lowsec belts ftw). I only had about 20 minutes to play and the relocation seemed like an eminently achievable task. So Zappity hopped it into a Comet, undocked and warped to the Usi gate which, handily, is in line with the Ishomilken V undock. En route I casually scanned the system and was surprised to see a Hyperion Aliastra Edition. A battleship! In lowsec! And then I saw that the ship was named after a week-old player who was also in system.

After relieving myself of the blueprint, I hastily made my way back to Ish in order to become better acquainted with this new player. He was sitting very innocently in a large plex. I warped in, scrammed him, and went into a tight orbit. His drones disappeared quickly and it wasn’t long before I turned my attention to his ship.

Honestly, the most exciting thing about this fight was when Ciba Lexlulu (thankfully a corpie) warped into the site in his Deimos. I had considered calling for help (even getting as far as typing the message out) because I was worried about third-parties but wanted a crack at a frigate vs battleship mail. I don’t usually care about kill mails but I have to admit that I badly wanted that one! It was the first time I had ever fought a battleship.

I unkindly told Ciba he was a whore (edit: a lady of the evening) but he was the better man and chose not to aggress, even though he was fully entitled to do so. Ciba later stated that, although he had earlier been hunting the ship, the killmail would look better with only a Comet on it. That’s the sort of magnificent corp that is Stay Frosty. I think I owe Ciba one. Or maybe even two. Anyway, the Hyperion was already well into structure and died shortly after muttering an obscenity in local:

Hyperion: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24546717

Hyperion video: http://youtu.be/-EHqojIL_PE

Oh my goodness, that fit. I opened a conversation with the guy and tested the waters. He was understandably frustrated but not angry and asked what he had done wrong. You won't be surprised to learn that I gave him a good dose of advice. I told him why battleships are a bad idea for a lowsec noob (I think he had already figured that out). I told him about corps like RvB and NPSI roams like Redemption Road. I told him to stick to frigates and destroyers until further notice. I also gave him some isk (quite a bit, actually). I was encouraged by his closing statement: “I just want to get my first solo kill!” Good stuff.

My first battleship kill! We will just ignore the part where it was flown by a week-old player.

P.S. WTB upgrade to automatically deploy my bloody drones.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#274 - 2015-01-02 05:58:45 UTC
I have to laugh at that Hyperion fit.

Not because its bad... But because it reminds me of some of my early losses before I knew what eve was. I remember the first time I faced off with a hostile player... Figuring for certain there was no way my ferox tank of 19000 ehp would fall!

Good show.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#275 - 2015-01-04 03:19:48 UTC  |  Edited by: Zappity
Yes, I have to admit that it reminded me shamefully of one of my earliest losses, a Hurricane I took belt ratting in lowsec. It was on another character which I am glad about because the fit was awful.

I thought a Hyperion in Ishomilken was impressive until I logged in this morning and saw an Erebus! Ishomilken had exploded with 1471 people in local when I arrived. That's about 1460 more than usual.

Alliance comms was entertaining so I decided to see what all the hullabaloo was about. I fitted up a sniping Cormorant and undocked. The station was awash with ships, pods and wrecks but I ignored all that rubbish and insta-warped to my undock. I bounced off a celestial which I guessed would be the least likely to have a cluttered approach and arrived at 70 km from the Large plex which the Titan had chosen as it's final resting place.

I have never seen anything like it. TiDi was stuck at 10% and the grid was crazy. I shot the Titan and warped to my perch. Huh, I didn't even get targeted.

Now I have always known that killboard isk efficiency is a silly metric to judge one's performance. However, many nullsec F1 monkeys disagree and I have been ridiculed for my 65% efficiency many times despite this being built on hundreds of solo kills.

So when I warped back in I did it for the sole purpose of whoring on expensive kills. I did it like a nullsec pro. Here follows Zappity's recipe for making your killboard green forevermore:

First, adjust your overview to show only the tastier ships like elite battleships, marauders, carriers and dreadnoughts. I also added T3s because I'm not fussy.

Second, you want a reasonably agile ship that will be able to align back quickly toward the perch bookmark that you drop on the way into the site. The ship should also be cheap to avoid getting attention, as well as having long range, preferably with instantly-applied damage.

Something like this is fine: Cormorant https://zkillboard.com/kill/43601893/ It will hit out to about 70 km. Someone really dedicated to increasing their isk efficiency will no doubt come up with something more optimal for such an honourable goal.

Third, you want to warp in to the site at range and from an angle that will hopefully be uncluttered.

Four, target as many ships as you can, instantly fire a single gun onto each of them as soon as they lock, then unlock them straight away and repeat the process. Make sure you don't unnecessarily target anyone you already have a limited engagement with. Obvious you aren't interested in actually doing damage - you just want to spread the love far and wide.

For bonus points, try and pick targets that aren't obviously affiliated with a bloc that has a large presence on field. These ships are less likely to be repped and more likely to die.

I spent about five minutes doing this before someone targeted me. But since they only webbed me I just warped off.

Satisfied with my hard work, I docked up and swapped to an insta-lock Atron. I wanted to catch some pods! A corpie mentioned that they were like Kinder Surprises - you never know what you're going to find inside when you crack them open. And there sure were plenty of them.

I got bored with that, though, because it took about half an hour to warp across the system. So I went away and had a leisurely breakfast instead.

When I came back my criminal timer had almost expired (yes, I caught one or two pods) and I was still at my safe aligned toward the Large plex where the Erebus madness was still raging. I warped in, targeted and shot the Erebus before being blapped by some nasty people who no doubt were just trying to pad their killboards.

I escaped in my pod (not that it mattered) and then the Erebus died! I was on the mail with a grand total of 280 damage! And so my killboard will be green forever more.

That's all it takes.

I think killboard stats have a purpose at the corporation scale and above. But I am deeply, deeply skeptical about them at an individual pilot level. This morning's effort took me from about 60% efficiency to 93% where it will likely remain forevermore. In my few minutes of activity I 'killed':

Ares
Archon
Catalyst
Breacher
Vindicator
Kestrel
Merlin
Wolf
Retribution
Taranis
Thanatos
Vindicator
Proteus
Vindicator
Bhaalgorn
Vindicator
Bhaalgorn
Apocalypse Navy Issue
Vindicator
Archon
Archon
Omen
Condor
Celestis
Erebus https://zkillboard.com/kill/43602012/

Of course, it was all entirely meaningless with zero skill involved other than being able to switch targets quickly. This was at least recognised by Battleclinic who awarded me only a few points for the lot!

Next time there is an event like this I think I will join an active hunting fleet to get some real kills. But it was still good, cheap fun and an interesting experience.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Xavi Bastanold
Sveipar Trade and Transport
#276 - 2015-01-04 13:49:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Xavi Bastanold
I think the derogatory term is 'kill w****.' Now I see why people get all frothy over this. What a simple work-around to spike ones efficiency percentage. I totally agree, it's a flawed approach to determining skill at pvp. I like to look at average number of attackers that Pirate's Little Helper provides. That tells me who's got cojones and who doesn't. Whether someone flies with friends (perhaps even lots of friends) and who does better than most at winging it on as little as possible.

Gotta admire the solo artists. They likely do better at fleet actions too, though it might prove somewhat boring overall. Unless you have a titan for a target.

Good hunting,

Xavi
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#277 - 2015-01-11 06:41:20 UTC
An Omen and Caracal pair in Okkamon. I was keeping an eye on them on d-scan and when I saw the Caracal heading to the other side of the system I jumped into the plex to say hello to the Omen. He wasn't very friendly.

Purely in self defence I activated my, um, offensive modules and we tried to kite each other. I'm not very good at kiting so he got out of point range a few times. But eventually he hit structure and tried to warp out. Not in time! Mua ha ha!

I have noticed that the kill report notification often pops up before I see the opponent actually pop. Maybe it is because I live in Australia and inevitably suffer from lag. So it was in this case:

Omen: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24519229

Video: http://youtu.be/MRGOEUiZ_jw

On my way back to Ishomilken my d-scan was overwhelmed by a swarm of farmers. I decided that the local systems needed to be tidied up so I fit my trusty kite-scrub catcher MWD Incursus with double scram.

It is important to carry a web and afterburner in your cargo just in case you see a real pilot and want to fight them after hastily switching in a station. The first one I came across was in Vaaralen:

Condor: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24551016

I actually should have died horribly to that fit. He wasn’t stabbed and should have kited me with his web. But he didn’t, so I killed him. And I feel justified in including him in the ‘farmer’ category because of the cloak.

It was a similar story with my next victim, although instead of a farming fit this was just a kite-scrub fit which was caught by my MWD:

Tristan: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24551542

Third on the list was UNARGUABLY a farmer:

Merlin: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24552573

Zero fittings. He should be ashamed. And podded. Which he was, even though that was probably just helping him reship faster:

Pod: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24552794

A little later I came across a Breacher, Keres and Malediction in system. The Breacher and Keres were both Skyfighters who have been hanging around the Cal/Gal zone recently. I played tag in my Incursus with the Breacher for a while but he was kitescrub fit and didn't warp to a gate at range for me to catch him.

He got bored after a while and warped to another plex. I followed when I saw the Malediction heading in that direction and managed to catch him on the gate before he could warp or get out of scram range:

Malediction: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24668039

Unfortunately, by the time he had died the Breacher and Keres both landed on me. The Breacher was indeed kitescrub fit and orbited me with a long point. He wasn't very good at it - while I was waiting to die I practiced the slingshot with my afterburner and managed to get him into scram range four times. Maybe that is why he needed the Keres' ECM. He certainly would have died without it.

Incursus: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=24749157

As I said, I don't like ECM. It is frustrating. Game mechanics should not be frustrating. ECM is somehow much worse than being blobbed - at least when you are swamped you can overheat everything and try desperately to take one of them with you. Not so with ECM. I tend to just turn everything off and sit there, waiting.

Still, it was worth it. The humble Incursus claimed an Interceptor. I just won't fight Skyfighters any more.

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Xavi Bastanold
Sveipar Trade and Transport
#278 - 2015-01-11 15:34:44 UTC
I don't have a problem with using ECM for the most part. I mean, it's used in the real world to jam everything from comms to missile locks and radar. It's been around since WWII with the use of chaff in night bombing campaigns in Europe. So, the historical angle is covered. And, I do like to fly griffins and blackbirds in fleet.

Having said that, there are personal limitations. I don't put ECM on anything but ships fit for EWAR. Which means it's for a fleet action. I don't fly around with the intent of nabbing someone solo through ECM. I just don't. No breacher with a Hypnos in the mids.

No worries, though. My corp boss hates ECM as much as you do, but he does see their utility within fleet :)

Good hunting,

Xavi
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#279 - 2015-01-11 21:45:39 UTC
Xavi Bastanold wrote:
I don't have a problem with using ECM for the most part.

I wouldn't have a problem using it either. I just don't think people should be allowed to use it on me :)

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.
Zappity
New Eden Tank Testing Services
#280 - 2015-01-18 06:22:47 UTC
I should have won that. If ever there was a case when FRAPS was useful in picking out mistakes it is this fight. I was loitering in a medium plex near the Tuskers' home system. I didn’t have to wait long before one of them brought a fight to my blaster Thorax in a Scythe Fleet Issue.

Here's the video: http://youtu.be/UPN2sX8oJlI

The general setup was sound but I made quite a few mistakes. Let's review the mistakes, shall we? Any one of these would have prevented me from winning since he was a 400 structure when I died.

1. I didn't take my Exile. It was still sitting there in the cargo hold when I exploded. The dual rep fit would have really benefited from this.

2. I didn't pay close enough attention to my cap, including not overheating the booster. I capped out during the fight and again at the end.

3. When I capped out in the middle of the fight I didn't notice that one of my gun groups had been shut down for a few seconds.

4. I capped out at the end because I ran out of charges. I couldn't understand this because I knew my cargo hold was full. What happened was that I had a mix of 400s and 800s and when the 400s ran out the 800s didn't automatically load. I should have just been using 800s in this fit.

So that was annoying. But it was a great fight and I learned (or remembered) a lot from it.

Thorax: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=25819187

Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec and nullsec.