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Why is the space-beard not in vogue?

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Jack Morrison
Team Liquid crp.
#21 - 2015-01-10 20:40:05 UTC
10 pieces of the stuff you smoke, mixed - not stirred

Looking for a group to pew with ? Have a chat with me.
Marsha Mallow
#22 - 2015-01-10 20:40:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Marsha Mallow
Provence Tristram wrote:
They're so manly.

Counterpoint: lantern face/neck/other bits due to beard rash is nasty.


Provence Tristram wrote:
EXCEPT THAT THERE ARE NO REAL BEARDS IN EVE ONLINE.

97% of the SausageFest neckbeard attendees would beg to differ. In fact I think they are engaged in a hair competition. Maybe they enjoy escaping these RL concerns by posing as space strumpets in the OOPE calendar of the month.

Provence Tristram wrote:
beard stroking might ensue

OK, SOLD

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Serene Repose
#23 - 2015-01-10 20:49:33 UTC
Marsha Mallow wrote:
...Maybe they enjoy escaping these RL concerns by posing as space strumpets in the OOPE calendar of the month....
Space strumpets. That's great. I like that. Space strumpets.

We must accommodate the idiocracy.
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
#24 - 2015-01-10 21:20:56 UTC
Since the let players have robot arms and artificial eyes... how about cyborg beards that any player can use?

Wouldn't it be great to have a beard that say, shoots little lasers or something?

Why do I have an urge now to have some bacon and wash it down with craft beer? - OMG I've entered "the bro zone" and the 3 Bs (beards, beer, bacon)

Bring back DEEEEP Space!
Hippinse
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#25 - 2015-01-10 21:48:41 UTC
A missing beard is the least of my worries.
Roberta Gastoni
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#26 - 2015-01-10 22:47:03 UTC
I've made some research since my reply earlier today, and I think I've found a fitting beard that could be easly rendered with good results by our avatar system:

http://tinyurl.com/mvw3gn7
Cpanicus
Doomheim
#27 - 2015-01-10 22:52:57 UTC
I've got the best beard going. I just wish it would grow longer.
Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
#28 - 2015-01-10 23:00:24 UTC
+1 Linux beard

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Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#29 - 2015-01-10 23:08:20 UTC
Roberta Gastoni wrote:
I've made some research since my reply earlier today, and I think I've found a fitting beard that could be easly rendered with good results by our avatar system:

http://tinyurl.com/mvw3gn7





so this exists.....


Shocked

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Vector Symian
0 Fear
#30 - 2015-01-10 23:20:27 UTC
Don't like beards and probably wont grow one...

However the post was a well crafted masterpiece , well done!
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#31 - 2015-01-10 23:48:56 UTC
Provence Tristram wrote:
Why is the space-beard not in vogue?!
If real beards were available in the character creator, they would...Cool

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Provence Tristram
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#32 - 2015-01-11 00:30:40 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
Provence Tristram wrote:
Why is the space-beard not in vogue?!
If real beards were available in the character creator, they would...Cool


I think some William Riker-style bristles would be particularly chic, and well-suited for space travel considering their lengthily test run. Then again, it's very difficult to argue with the sheer impact of something like this.
Solecist Project
#33 - 2015-01-11 00:58:11 UTC
Marsha Mallow wrote:
Provence Tristram wrote:
They're so manly.

Counterpoint: lantern face/neck/other bits due to beard rash is nasty.


Provence Tristram wrote:
EXCEPT THAT THERE ARE NO REAL BEARDS IN EVE ONLINE.

97% of the SausageFest neckbeard attendees would beg to differ. In fact I think they are engaged in a hair competition. Maybe they enjoy escaping these RL concerns by posing as space strumpets in the OOPE calendar of the month.

Provence Tristram wrote:
beard stroking might ensue

OK, SOLD

Sol Project wrote:
I haven't really shaved in over two weeks now ...

*scratches beard*

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#34 - 2015-01-11 05:18:11 UTC
I would look great with a beard, it's pretty much the only thing that could make me even more beautiful.

Please add more facial hair ccp.

There once was a ganker named tisi

A stunningly beautiful missy

To gank a gross miner

There is nothing finer, cept when they get all pissy
Stig Caldar
V.I.N.T.A.G.E
#35 - 2015-01-11 11:35:56 UTC
+1 for ZZ Top stylee beards!
Pliskkenn
Furious Destruction and Salvage
#36 - 2015-01-11 13:01:43 UTC
Despite all the advancements made in the EVE universe it comes down to one major problem. Beard Dandruff, or Beardruff if you will. While we can wash the pod good out with shampoo for our hair, it just doesn't work for our beards and so to stay in vogue, we must forsake out facial topiary.
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#37 - 2015-01-11 15:23:40 UTC
Serene Repose wrote:
Marsha Mallow wrote:
...Maybe they enjoy escaping these RL concerns by posing as space strumpets in the OOPE calendar of the month....
Space strumpets. That's great. I like that. Space strumpets.


Solvent Sniffing Space Strumpets.

Yeah...has a nice ring to it...

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.
Bob Maths
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#38 - 2015-01-11 17:32:35 UTC
Pliskkenn wrote:
Despite all the advancements made in the EVE universe it comes down to one major problem. Beard Dandruff, or Beardruff if you will. While we can wash the pod good out with shampoo for our hair, it just doesn't work for our beards and so to stay in vogue, we must forsake out facial topiary.


Have you ever seen an astronaut with a beard?
Stig Caldar
V.I.N.T.A.G.E
#39 - 2015-01-13 19:49:26 UTC
Pliskkenn wrote:
Despite all the advancements made in the EVE universe it comes down to one major problem. Beard Dandruff, or Beardruff if you will. While we can wash the pod good out with shampoo for our hair, it just doesn't work for our beards and so to stay in vogue, we must forsake out facial topiary.




Personally I use my beard in RL as an extra pocket....

...it's amazing how many pens or nibblets you can stuff inside it!
DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#40 - 2015-01-13 21:00:52 UTC
Provence Tristram wrote:
ISD Ezwal wrote:
Provence Tristram wrote:
Why is the space-beard not in vogue?!
If real beards were available in the character creator, they would...Cool


I think some William Riker-style bristles would be particularly chic, and well-suited for space travel considering their lengthily test run. Then again, it's very difficult to argue with the sheer impact of something like this.



That's how I wear mine irl when I can be assed to shave

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.
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