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Official At-Keyboard Cloaking Thread

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Woo Glin
State War Academy
Caldari State
#1 - 2015-01-10 14:51:25 UTC
Talk about things you like to do while you're cloaked but at your keyboard. Me, I enjoy music, chat with people, and maybe eat some dip.
Godfrey Silvarna
Arctic Light Inc.
Arctic Light
#2 - 2015-01-10 15:14:34 UTC
Serious answer for a poor troll thread:

While my main is cloaked next to my home POS, I like to use my alt for scouting the wormholes in our chain.

While my alt is cloaked up, I like to use combat probes to scout the wormhole for ships, structures and the next wormhole to move into if no content is discovered.

This cycle of perpetual cloaking is repeated until content is found.

Only time wormhole people are uncloaked is when content has been found and it is time to uncloak or reship to make ships explode or to make isk.
Iain Cariaba
#3 - 2015-01-10 16:31:28 UTC
I like to open forums on my second monitor and chuckle over the daily threads about how my cloaky camping is ruining someone's gameplay. Twisted
Mag's
Azn Empire
#4 - 2015-01-10 16:35:25 UTC
I report redundant threads. Even funny ones.

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#5 - 2015-01-10 17:11:49 UTC
As this is neither a proposal for a new feature or a new idea, this thread has been moved to EVE General Discussion.


ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#6 - 2015-01-10 17:23:55 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
As this is neither a proposal for a new feature or a new idea, this thread has been moved to EVE General Discussion.




ISD Ezwal , proving that he knows when the trolls deserve to tear a thread apart. He'll be here all week. Try the veal!

You are an enabler good sir, and that's why we love you.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Marsha Mallow
#7 - 2015-01-10 17:23:58 UTC
ISD Ezwal wrote:
As this is neither a proposal for a new feature or a new idea, this thread has been moved to EVE General Discussion.

Reported for trolling GD Straight

@ OP when I'm pretending to cloaky camp (I'm usually docked) I like to periodically screech "I'm watching you, you filthy pervert. Stop mining/roleplaying/cavorting" etc. Several hours later I tend see to replies with "Heh, sorry was AFK" or some other slapdown. One day someone will wave their little arms in nerdrage. Maybe they're cloaky camping me, it's hard to tell.

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Hengle Teron
Red Sky Morning
The Amarr Militia.
#8 - 2015-01-10 17:28:04 UTC
I like to go afk... oh wait
Paranoid Loyd
#9 - 2015-01-10 17:30:15 UTC
I fabricate tear buckets while I atk cloak.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Evi Polevhia
Phoenix Naval Operations
Phoenix Naval Systems
#10 - 2015-01-10 17:37:57 UTC
Can't wait for all the anti afk recon threads bitching about them at safes.
Adrie Atticus
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-01-10 17:50:10 UTC
Sit in a lowsec system scaring locals.
Solecist Project
#12 - 2015-01-10 18:04:55 UTC
I feel like we're being trolled here ...
... but it's such a big trolling attempt that nobody believes it's trolling ..........


Woah!

That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#13 - 2015-01-10 18:22:35 UTC
it usually means I am scanning things down, or waiting to pounce.

man I haven't at the keyboard cloaked in a long time

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter
Herzyr
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2015-01-10 18:38:19 UTC
I like to park my spaceship in space without cloaking.

It's nice until some ******* decides to blow you up as if to 'charge' you for a ''parking'' ticket.

I mean, I was just not-minding my (or your) business while floating like a submarine, don't be a phalus ffs.
Hal Morsh
Doomheim
#15 - 2015-01-10 19:00:38 UTC
Herzyr wrote:
I like to park my spaceship in space without cloaking.

It's nice until some ******* decides to blow you up as if to 'charge' you for a ''parking'' ticket.

I mean, I was just not-minding my (or your) business while floating like a submarine, don't be a phalus ffs.



I fly a thorax, what can I say?

Oh, I perfectly understand, Hal Morsh — a mission like this requires courage, skill, and heroism… qualities you are clearly lacking. Have you forgotten you're one of the bloody immortals!?
Ms Forum Alt
Doomheim
#16 - 2015-01-10 19:24:49 UTC
I like to give out intel and listen to YouTube videos , mostly Stanford physics lectures and debates about religion.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#17 - 2015-01-10 19:37:34 UTC
Marsha Mallow wrote:
ISD Ezwal wrote:
As this is neither a proposal for a new feature or a new idea, this thread has been moved to EVE General Discussion.

Reported for trolling GD Straight

@ OP when I'm pretending to cloaky camp (I'm usually docked) I like to periodically screech "I'm watching you, you filthy pervert. Stop mining/roleplaying/cavorting" etc. Several hours later I tend see to replies with "Heh, sorry was AFK" or some other slapdown. One day someone will wave their little arms in nerdrage. Maybe they're cloaky camping me, it's hard to tell.


We never troll. That would break the rules.

Also, I like to hit d-scan while watching Netflix.

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department
Yolandar
CSR Strategic Reserves
Citizen's Star Republic
#18 - 2015-01-10 19:48:29 UTC
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:
Marsha Mallow wrote:
ISD Ezwal wrote:
As this is neither a proposal for a new feature or a new idea, this thread has been moved to EVE General Discussion.

Reported for trolling GD Straight

@ OP when I'm pretending to cloaky camp (I'm usually docked) I like to periodically screech "I'm watching you, you filthy pervert. Stop mining/roleplaying/cavorting" etc. Several hours later I tend see to replies with "Heh, sorry was AFK" or some other slapdown. One day someone will wave their little arms in nerdrage. Maybe they're cloaky camping me, it's hard to tell.


We never troll. That would break the rules.

Also, I like to hit d-scan while watching Netflix.


*** troll, best troll.
Luv you guys<3

Im atk mining whilst my alt is afk-cloaky. Go figger.
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#19 - 2015-01-10 19:50:55 UTC
I'm waiting for someone writing something in local, expecting me to be afk so I can say something like "Hi, that's a nice [insert shipt type here] you got there. Big smile"

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Cancel Align NOW
Royal Amarr Institute
Amarr Empire
#20 - 2015-01-10 19:59:40 UTC
I mine on my alts.
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