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Eva Evangelista is the greatest player in EvE
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T RAYRAY
Echelon Research
Goonswarm Federation
#1 - 2011-12-19 03:26:33 UTC
Eva Evangelista is the player of the year. This character successfully survived my station camp attempt in a 2 day old tristan, vs my Myrmidon. by redocking in 1/2 armor. Because of her/his l33t smacktalking skills over the following 30 minutes, I was convinced that I fail, and he/she is the best thing to happen to EvE in the history of the game.

All hail the most amazing, best all around player in the game today. Make sure to say hi to her/him whenever you see him/her in local.
Loraine Gess
Confedeferate Union of Tax Legalists
#2 - 2011-12-19 04:41:00 UTC
It sounds like you're mad. And bad. I would like to second his nomination for greatest player in EVE.
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#3 - 2011-12-19 05:06:48 UTC
Cool story bro

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
Cannibal Kane
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#4 - 2011-12-19 06:10:46 UTC
Wait... Wait a minute.

You post on these forums that your mad since a 2 day old char in a tristan did not die to your myrm.

Well I agree with you... he is the best player ever.

I however vote you to be the Worst player ever.

"Kane is the End Boss of Highsec." -Psychotic Monk
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#5 - 2011-12-19 06:25:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Dirk Magnum
Disapprove of OP. And I bet he's a wrongful foreclosure robo-signer for Garoun Investment Bank too.

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Nathan Jameson
Grumpy Bastards
#6 - 2011-12-19 08:09:10 UTC
So...OP is advertising how fail they are?

http://www.wormholes.info
Jint Hikaru
OffWorld Exploration Inc
#7 - 2011-12-19 10:45:16 UTC
Please post a link to the chat logs of this smacktalk or the residents of C&P will be forced to taunt you a second time!

Jint Hikaru - Miner / Salvager / Explorer / SpaceBum In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#8 - 2011-12-19 12:53:07 UTC
Congratulations, Eva Evangelista, for trolling T RAYRAY so successfully that he took to the forums to cry about it.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
Luvvin McHunt
The Church of Awesome
#9 - 2011-12-19 13:07:39 UTC
T RAYRAY wrote:
Eva Evangelista is the player of the year. This character successfully survived my station camp attempt in a 2 day old tristan, vs my Myrmidon. by redocking in 1/2 armor. Make sure to say hi to her/him whenever you see him/her in local.


Fixed it so you don't sound bitter. I only had to remove the middle bit. Not even going to bill for fixing it cause it's xmas and stuff.
T RAYRAY
Echelon Research
Goonswarm Federation
#10 - 2011-12-19 14:41:58 UTC
mad? these responses are terribad - retake reading comprehension 101 please. maybe the only way you tools can understand sarcasm and wit is by using smiley faces and pseudo-code like Roll /sarcasm Ugh

tl;dr
noob gets away and spends 30+ minutes smacking dripping with arrogance and ignoranceRoll. i felt so [sarcasm] humbled and swayed by his awesome arguments [/sarcasm] that I offered to take to the forums to spread the word about his epicness.

you can't argue with stupid. looks like that could apply in game and on the forums Idea

flame away trolls! Big smileLolPBlinkCool
FloppieTheBanjoClown
Arcana Imperii Ltd.
#11 - 2011-12-19 14:56:43 UTC
Why were you shooting at a noob in a Tristan? Run out of kittens to kick?

Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
Lady Spank
Get Out Nasty Face
#12 - 2011-12-19 15:17:38 UTC
So bad OP. Shame on you for not realising how much you fail.

(ಠ_ృ) ~ It Takes a Million Years to Become Diamonds So Lets Just Burn Like Coal Until the Sky's Black ~ (ಠ_ృ)
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#13 - 2011-12-19 15:44:54 UTC
Merry Christmas Eva Evangelista

Black Man with Goggles
Captain Nathaniel Butler
The White Company
#14 - 2011-12-19 17:23:50 UTC
Eva Evangelista for CSM!!

Lady Spank for C&P moderator.
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2011-12-19 19:51:35 UTC
Ladie Harlot wrote:
Congratulations, Eva Evangelista, for trolling T RAYRAY so successfully that he took to the forums to cry about it.
Killstealing
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#16 - 2011-12-19 19:54:17 UTC
T RAYRAY wrote:
wit

so witty uguu~
Joshke
Red's Swashbucklers Corp
#17 - 2011-12-19 20:47:25 UTC
She couldn't fight you, so she just used her tonque instead of blasters. It is very usual pattern of a weak player, maybe you can forgive her.
Rharkon
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2011-12-19 23:03:50 UTC
T RAYRAY wrote:
mad? these responses are terribad - retake reading comprehension 101 please. maybe the only way you tools can understand sarcasm and wit is by using smiley faces and pseudo-code like Roll /sarcasm Ugh

tl;dr
noob gets away and spends 30+ minutes smacking dripping with arrogance and ignoranceRoll. i felt so [sarcasm] humbled and swayed by his awesome arguments [/sarcasm] that I offered to take to the forums to spread the word about his epicness.

you can't argue with stupid. looks like that could apply in game and on the forums Idea

flame away trolls! Big smileLolPBlinkCool


Well, it's not like we can see your face or hear your tone over the internet. As soon as every player on EVE gets a Skype account and a camera, this little issue will be cleared up.
Ladie Harlot
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#19 - 2011-12-20 05:18:48 UTC
T RAYRAY wrote:
mad? these responses are terribad - retake reading comprehension 101 please. maybe the only way you tools can understand sarcasm and wit is by using smiley faces and pseudo-code like Roll /sarcasm Ugh

tl;dr
noob gets away and spends 30+ minutes smacking dripping with arrogance and ignoranceRoll. i felt so [sarcasm] humbled and swayed by his awesome arguments [/sarcasm] that I offered to take to the forums to spread the word about his epicness.

you can't argue with stupid. looks like that could apply in game and on the forums Idea

flame away trolls! Big smileLolPBlinkCool

You don't seem to understand that she won and you lost. When you figure out why feel free to let us know.

The artist formerly known as Ladie Scarlet.
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#20 - 2011-12-20 05:36:55 UTC
Rharkon wrote:

Well, it's not like we can see your face or hear your tone over the internet. As soon as every player on EVE gets a Skype account and a camera, this little issue will be cleared up.


I'll just grab my crystal ball to see what that future looks like.. AHH SWEET JESUS, MY EYES, THEY'RE MELTING, MAKE IT STOP... make it stop ...[sobbing]

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
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