These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

Crime & Punishment

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

The price of heresy

First post First post
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#521 - 2015-01-09 14:38:21 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Well the HTFU-for-Veers campaign has been going wonderfully, his volume of shitposting has dropped of considerably as a result, perhaps due to his internet being cut off from inability to pay his cable bill, re-embursing so many of his victims?

Glory!

---

*Snip* Please refrain from posting private in game correspondence outside the Pirate story thread. ISD Ezwal.

Would you like to know more?
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#522 - 2015-01-09 14:53:24 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
Oh my god I love the K-I-F program.

Those EVEmails you sent out were pure gold.


Also, a big thank you to Veers, without whom those kills would not have been necessary.

Sabriz, as it's been said already our program is not limited to those within the Lords. Feel free to get out there and do your part as well. The work of outsiders to further the cause is no less holy than that of our Inquisitors.
All that really matters are two things. Civility and class on the part of the exploder, and that the target in question volunteers to engage in a cleansing by fire.

Judging from your reputation I feel that you would have no problem whatsoever furthering the cause. Pirate

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Gemina Gidrine
The Safety Fire
#523 - 2015-01-09 14:54:17 UTC  |  Edited by: Gemina Gidrine
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:
Gemina Gidrine wrote:

..
Then I coerced a Ferox into engaging me in this less than month old toon. He died and gave a "gf" in local. Fair play to him for being a good sport.

Ferox

Was good fun and I look forward to helping more folks gain excitement and enjoyment from this awesome game.

Hai Gemina,

Surely the weight of these murders weighs heavily on your soul...

The good news however is your Lords.Of.Midnight have been given plenary indulgences from HIM, to commute your sin of capsuleer murder into a righteous act of HTFU, by your issuance of a Kill-It-Forward notification to the victim, letting them know the heresies of one Veers Belvar (who?) was your inspiration.

The forms of Kanly must be obeyed.

p.s.
Be sure to cc' us here on the notification, so you can be properly enrolled in THE ORDER OF THE GLOWING DILDO. (Extra creativity will earn you the Benwa Balls clustor for Valor...)

F


Murders? Nay. The first kill was during a legal war. As a member of the opposing force such a sacrifice was to be expected. The second attacked me first; I merely retaliated Twisted. Had I not, it would instead be the loss of my ship and my crew on my conscience.

I don't really need to justify my actions to others based on what some sycophantic moron ceaselessly spews about a fictional environment, but I believe it will help those I choose to come to the decision that there is much, much more to eve than some would have you believe.

I just like to provide those in the shade with insight and suggestions. Hence forth, I will link the above when I chat to them afterward. Even if they don't understand it, at least they have the opportunity to see Jessica Alba many, many times in all her glory.
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#524 - 2015-01-09 16:42:50 UTC
Murder, justifiable homicide.... 'oops, he fell down an elevator shaft onto some antimatter rounds.' It's all semantics. What matters is someone, somewhere exploding in the name of HTFU.

Strangely the mix for those who do understand vs those who do not is a weird thing. In one given day I may have ALL of the bears who engage me ( either in discourse or violence, or both) cheerfully chat at me about what just happened. Or I may have none of them speak to me at all, assuming perhaps that I'm just a basement dwelling sociosomething who exists solely to collect their precious tearz.

Truth is I actually enjoy the conversations much more than the silence.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Velicitia
XS Tech
#525 - 2015-01-09 16:48:03 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:


Truth is I actually enjoy the conversations much more than the silence.


When there's actually a conversation (and it's not just accusatory "basement dwelling sociosomething"), those are the best times.

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#526 - 2015-01-09 16:53:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Omar Alharazaad
Truth. I just fought a paladin to a standstill. It was a true stalemate, as he managed to kill ALL of my drones. I could not break his tank, he could not kill me. So we talked.
He was actually not only surprised that an assault frigate could pressure him so severely, but after an extended chat he finally realized that what had transpired was solely of his own doing.
"What would have happened if I hadn't shot at you?"
"I would have left after a reasonable amount of time and gone elsehwere"
"So this was all my doing?"
"In short, yes. Don't feel bad though, standing up for your shizzle is not a bad thing. You just weren't equipped to do so"

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Velicitia
XS Tech
#527 - 2015-01-09 17:11:14 UTC
nice ... I fought a paladin (solo) recently, and forgot "Bastion kills points" ... he got away, and then brought friends Sad

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#528 - 2015-01-09 21:05:24 UTC  |  Edited by: ISD Ezwal
Dammit, if Veer's continues to accept his comeuppance in silent humility we may have to end our most successful program Shocked..

Veers? You there dude?...

(poke)

*Snip* Please refrain from posting private in game correspondence outside the Pirate story thread. ISD Ezwal.

Would you like to know more?
Velicitia
XS Tech
#529 - 2015-01-09 21:29:59 UTC
Ask and ye shall receive

... Or something like that

One of the bitter points of a good bittervet is the realisation that all those SP don't really do much, and that the newbie is having much more fun with what little he has. - Tippia
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen
Doomheim
#530 - 2015-01-09 21:35:21 UTC

"Veers Belvar: I had a dream where I was that television mechanical rabbit. You know, with the, the... [mimes clashing cymbals]
Therapist: The battery bunny.
Veers Belvar: Yeah, I was the bunny.
Therapist: That sounds like a very, very depressed dream.
Veers Belvar: Really?
Therapist: Yes.
Veers Belvar: Why?
Therapist: Veers, it's a terrible dream! It's a depressing dream to dream about that rabbit. It's got no brain, it's got no blood, it's got no anima! It just keeps banging on those meaningless cymbals, and going and going!" - Grosse Point Carebear

F

Would you like to know more?
Mortlake
Republic Military School
#531 - 2015-01-10 04:22:02 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:


Truth is I actually enjoy the conversations much more than the silence.



This. Whilst getting yelled at for being an unsporting shitler can be amusing, actually having someone show an interest in mechanics and wanting to discuss and dissect their loss is even better.

Sometimes you hit the bar and sometimes the bar hits you...
Kaely Tanniss
Black Lotus Society.
#532 - 2015-01-10 05:43:04 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:

"Veers Belvar: I had a dream where I was that television mechanical rabbit. You know, with the, the... [mimes clashing cymbals]
Therapist: The battery bunny.
Veers Belvar: Yeah, I was the bunny.
Therapist: That sounds like a very, very depressed dream.
Veers Belvar: Really?
Therapist: Yes.
Veers Belvar: Why?
Therapist: Veers, it's a terrible dream! It's a depressing dream to dream about that rabbit. It's got no brain, it's got no blood, it's got no anima! It just keeps banging on those meaningless cymbals, and going and going!" - Grosse Point Carebear

F


Hehehehe...I almost lost it when I read that.. it's so true though..big smiles on my face Big smile

If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..
Shailagh
6Six6Six6Six
#533 - 2015-01-10 07:03:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Shailagh
Gemina Gidrine wrote:

Then I coerced a Ferox into engaging me in this less than month old toon. He died and gave a "gf" in local. Fair play to him for being a good sport.

Ferox


That dude was a good sport. Just joined his indy alts corporation, his alt is named Amord Ongrad. He actually told me he just lost his Ferox yesterday was was kinda broke after i blew his covetor and coerced him into paying another 11mill ransom... frisky dromes just had a mind of their own though..

alt covetor

Best part was my "hey so i compress ore and have my own POS and compression array i can put it up for the corp. Hmm still dont have access right. Damn ccp and their confusing roles.. can i just have director for a few mins to sort all this POS crap out?"

Only had 45mill in wallet and 135 in office hanger loot but ehh.

Was one of the FEW good sports i have found lately
Shailagh
6Six6Six6Six
#534 - 2015-01-10 07:08:42 UTC  |  Edited by: Shailagh
PS big thanks to Feyd for the K-I-F movement and helpful blog of fantastic
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#535 - 2015-01-14 09:33:47 UTC
I have removed a rule breaking post.

The Rules:
4. Personal attacks are prohibited.

Commonly known as flaming, personal attacks are posts that are designed to personally berate or insult another forum user. Posts of this nature are not beneficial to the community spirit that CCP promote and as such they will not be tolerated.

35. Posting of chat logs outside the Crime & Punishment forum channel is prohibited.

The posting of chat logs between player parties is prohibited on all forum channels of the EVE Online forums, with the exception of the Crime & Punishment Channel where they can be posted as part of stories in the Pirate Story Thread.
Specific rules regarding the omission of pilot names apply in this instance. Further details can be found in the rules stickies in the Crime & Punishment forum channel.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#536 - 2015-01-14 12:37:21 UTC
Feyd Rautha Harkonnen wrote:

"Veers Belvar: I had a dream where I was that television mechanical rabbit. You know, with the, the... [mimes clashing cymbals]
Therapist: The battery bunny.
Veers Belvar: Yeah, I was the bunny.
Therapist: That sounds like a very, very depressed dream.
Veers Belvar: Really?
Therapist: Yes.
Veers Belvar: Why?
Therapist: Veers, it's a terrible dream! It's a depressing dream to dream about that rabbit. It's got no brain, it's got no blood, it's got no anima! It just keeps banging on those meaningless cymbals, and going and going!" - Grosse Point Carebear

F


New 65 hour a week job....rl interferes, alas....
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#537 - 2015-01-14 12:51:48 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
New 65 hour a week job....rl interferes, alas....
I love your boss !! Big smile

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#538 - 2015-01-14 14:56:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Omar Alharazaad
LulSec best Sec. I am now chortling with glee at a volume that threatens to awaken the cohabitant.
Ezwal, I hope to soon provide you with a delicious carebear carcass for you to dine upon. Being as you cannot possess more than 5k ISK I know better than to send them your way for reimbursement.
On the other hand, if you wish to proffer them a shoulder to cry upon I suppose that would be okay. If not, also okay!
For now, I shall now don my best clown pants and venture forth into the black.

Edit: Wait... isn't THIS Crime and Punishment? I now stand confused.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Rein Chelien
Nova Express
#539 - 2015-01-14 17:43:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Rein Chelien
REDACTED
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#540 - 2015-01-14 17:50:16 UTC
Music to fly by?

ISD Dorrim Barstorlode

Senior Lead

Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)

Interstellar Services Department