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What fizzes your lemonade?

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Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2015-01-09 00:19:16 UTC  |  Edited by: Vapor Ventrillian
Hello this is a "#notathread" production Cool

Recently I have been studying the effects of provocation and how they can be used as a recruiting device...so I started looking at everyone's beloved highsec gank alliance that shall not be named.

after reading a number of chat logs of abuse launched at their members in my project that I had found to be ban worthy, I began to notice a trend..

The beloved gankers had perfected the art of gaining a certain reaction from well... the mentally unstable pilots to say the least, in order to provide the content for their recruiting, they then used this to gain sympathy from more moderate players.

and so I am wondering...when have you been angry enough to feed the trolls?

And have you any advice for handling the sometime highly calculated trolling that exist in this most exciting of games?

The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be

Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#2 - 2015-01-09 00:21:33 UTC  |  Edited by: Doc Fury
Vapor Ventrillian wrote:
What fizzes youre lemonade?



*your

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.

Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#3 - 2015-01-09 00:43:17 UTC
I usually shake it down to medium to low because the gas burns in my throat and I hate having foam instead of liquid in my mouth when I want to drink something. So no fizz for me. Thanks.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#4 - 2015-01-09 00:43:20 UTC
Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2015-01-09 00:44:46 UTC
Nearly spat my tea everywhere...very nice Lol

The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be

Concord Guy's Cousin
Doomheim
#6 - 2015-01-09 00:50:21 UTC
Carbon Dioxide.

ISD LackOfFaith ~ "Your Catalyst was a hamster, and your Retriever smelt of elderberries"

NPC Forum Alt, because reasons.

Ursula Thrace
Dreamland Augmented Consortium
#7 - 2015-01-09 00:55:33 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Vapor Ventrillian wrote:
What fizzes youre lemonade?



*your


when will the 20-somethings learn the difference? is it really that difficult?
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#8 - 2015-01-09 00:57:17 UTC
Vodka

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Chopper Rollins
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2015-01-09 01:03:38 UTC
Vapor Ventrillian wrote:
...
The beloved gankers had perfected the art of gaining a certain reaction from well... the mentally unstable pilots to say the least, in order to provide the content for their recruiting...


Being annoying is a craft, since it serves a purpose.
A craft usually mastered by the 5 to 12 yr old age group, before being abandoned as it's use leads to practitioners becoming friendless and grievously injured.
The internet has opened new ground for this craft, with limited scope for identification or reprisals.
Being part of a larger or more skilled group turns being annoying into bullying, some of which is allowed in high sec space.

Get out of hisec, it's a rookie pond that attracts and keeps the lamest kooks.



Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.

Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2015-01-09 01:07:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Ned Thomas
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Vodka


Only vodka?

EDIT: the Sprite makes it fizzy.
Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2015-01-09 01:08:18 UTC
Ursula Thrace wrote:
Doc Fury wrote:
Vapor Ventrillian wrote:
What fizzes youre lemonade?



*your


when will the 20-somethings learn the difference? is it really that difficult?


I will endeavour to do so mam...I even fixed it

The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be

Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2015-01-09 01:10:13 UTC
Chopper Rollins wrote:
Vapor Ventrillian wrote:
...
The beloved gankers had perfected the art of gaining a certain reaction from well... the mentally unstable pilots to say the least, in order to provide the content for their recruiting...


Being annoying is a craft, since it serves a purpose.
A craft usually mastered by the 5 to 12 yr old age group, before being abandoned as it's use leads to practitioners becoming friendless and grievously injured.
The internet has opened new ground for this craft, with limited scope for identification or reprisals.
Being part of a larger or more skilled group turns being annoying into bullying, some of which is allowed in high sec space.

Get out of hisec, it's a rookie pond that attracts and keeps the lamest kooks.





I am losing interest in high sec rapidly ...I enjoyed mining in lowsec tbh and the pvp...and then there is WH/Null...we'll see

The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be

Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#13 - 2015-01-09 01:10:45 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Vodka


Only vodka?

Oh, that looks good!
Like a blackout in a glass.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#14 - 2015-01-09 01:11:01 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Vodka


Only vodka?


and saved that recipe...*drooling*

The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be

Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#15 - 2015-01-09 01:21:35 UTC
Also, to be topical, my corp would NEVER use provocation and summary incineration as a bridge building exercise to recruit new members. Never. Oh wait, that would be 'usually', not never.
It's kind of fun to have someone join with the intent of extracting revenge, only to discover that what was done to them was far more fun than what they had been doing.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.

Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#16 - 2015-01-09 01:27:54 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Also, to be topical, my corp would NEVER use provocation and summary incineration as a bridge building exercise to recruit new members. Never. Oh wait, that would be 'usually', not never.
It's kind of fun to have someone join with the intent of extracting revenge, only to discover that what was done to them was far more fun than what they had been doing.


Hence the success of CODE. and Miniluv.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?

Rez Valintine
The Virus Vault
#17 - 2015-01-09 01:40:09 UTC
1 lemon, washed and halved
1 cup mineral or soda water
4 ice cubes
4 tbsp apple juice concentrate
Mint (garnish)\


Vodka to taste when on a roam.
Iyokus Patrouette
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#18 - 2015-01-09 01:44:53 UTC
My recruitment method is slightly different due to wormholes. but i take the 'Sing in local every time you jump a wormhole' approach. . . results are varied.

---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----

Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2015-01-09 02:03:27 UTC
Variations of vodka and singing in wormholes...have I found my perfect recruitment method

"I want a song about various brands of vodka followed by a recipe as to how to drink it" and it has to be done in Jita..cos reasons

The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be

Ferni Ka'Nviiou
Doomheim
#20 - 2015-01-09 05:01:46 UTC
You know, Vapor, did I ever tell you that your posts confuse the heck out of me? Are you only just discovering human interaction or something?

An alien?

EVE is dying?™
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