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Goons and the CFC Machinations, cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war
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Tishkalia
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2015-01-08 00:52:27 UTC
o7

Long time player, coming out of the shadows because honestly...I'm tired of GEWNS and the CFC.

They are the cancer in this game, openly scamming, trolling, and destroying everything that they see fit. And are praised! no less by the unwashed masses.

Their ministry of love ganking freighters "for the tearz/lulz" what juvenille ****, so my propsition after talking to the Goblin, he made a comment about what I'm doing for my part...and I didn't have an answer.

Now I do.

Taking up the mantle against this blight.

Going to be working on saving up some funding (or if donations come in putting those towards the cause) and siphoning it to groups that'll help, as well as coordinating between some of my contacts within the evil empire to give out insider information to help further the agenda.

Basically, I'm making this post to declare open season on GEWNS and the CFC, be a rallying cry for all those that hear.

Take up arms my friends and join us!
Mag's
Azn Empire
#2 - 2015-01-08 00:53:01 UTC
Grrr Goons

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
MPaladin
Omega Dawn Corp
#3 - 2015-01-08 00:54:17 UTC
In before this thread is locked.

*popcorn*
Eldwinn
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#4 - 2015-01-08 00:55:17 UTC
Post your loss mail.
Demerius Xenocratus
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2015-01-08 00:57:49 UTC
Tishkalia wrote:
o7

Long time player, coming out of the shadows because honestly...I'm tired of GEWNS and the CFC.

They are the cancer in this game, openly scamming, trolling, and destroying everything that they see fit. And are praised! no less by the unwashed masses.

Their ministry of love ganking freighters "for the tearz/lulz" what juvenille ****, so my propsition after talking to the Goblin, he made a comment about what I'm doing for my part...and I didn't have an answer.

Now I do.

Taking up the mantle against this blight.

Going to be working on saving up some funding (or if donations come in putting those towards the cause) and siphoning it to groups that'll help, as well as coordinating between some of my contacts within the evil empire to give out insider information to help further the agenda.

Basically, I'm making this post to declare open season on GEWNS and the CFC, be a rallying cry for all those that hear.

Take up arms my friends and join us!



Not sure if serious.

Good luck, and keep your main very much anonymous!
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2015-01-08 01:00:15 UTC
I'm sure the Amarr Empire is well prepared to venture out of highsec and attack us.

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Tishkalia
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
#7 - 2015-01-08 01:02:24 UTC
LOL see how simple minded they think they're safe.

Hate all you want, time is coming my friends. Sit atop your mighty empire looking down thinking you're above it all.
Mag's
Azn Empire
#8 - 2015-01-08 01:05:31 UTC
Tishkalia wrote:
LOL see how simple minded they think they're safe.

Hate all you want, time is coming my friends. Sit atop your mighty empire looking down thinking you're above it all.

I always like a steak and kidney pie. Sure chicken is nice and then there is the one with mushrooms. But damn, that steak and kidney. Big smile

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2015-01-08 01:07:42 UTC
Tishkalia wrote:
LOL see how simple minded they think they're safe.

Hate all you want, time is coming my friends. Sit atop your mighty empire looking down thinking you're above it all.



When you mobilize your 1000 man Amarr Empire fleet against us someone somewhere will take you seriously. Until then you're just another anonymous jilted gankee that decided a post by an npc alt would really show dem goons.

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Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#10 - 2015-01-08 01:09:02 UTC
1. Gank people with CFC buddies.
2. Make forum alt pretending to hate CFC.
3. *Grrr Goons*
4. ???
5. Profit
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#11 - 2015-01-08 01:10:19 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
I'm sure the Amarr Empire is well prepared to venture out of highsec and attack us.


La Nariz... nooooo.. why did you fall for a goon alt bait thread? There was an interoffice memo and everything...









Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2015-01-08 01:12:20 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
I'm sure the Amarr Empire is well prepared to venture out of highsec and attack us.


La Nariz... nooooo.. why did you fall for a goon alt bait thread? There was an interoffice memo and everything...











I didn't get to see that memo, Mr. Muffin was busy lecturing me about productivity.

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Mag's
Azn Empire
#13 - 2015-01-08 01:14:34 UTC
Seraph IX Basarab wrote:
1. Gank people with CFC buddies.
2. Make forum alt pretending to hate CFC.
3. *Grrr Goons*
4. ???
5. Profit
Number 4 is most definitely pie.

Destination SkillQueue:- It's like assuming the Lions will ignore you in the Savannah, if you're small, fat and look helpless.
John E Normus
New Order Logistics
CODE.
#14 - 2015-01-08 01:45:08 UTC
CODE. alliance is ready. Please contact me in game when you are ready.

Between Ignorance and Wisdom
Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#15 - 2015-01-08 03:14:14 UTC
:all-ears:

Remember what happened the last time someone called us a cancer on EVE?

For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/

Remember that whenever you have a bad day in EVE, the correct reponse is "Thank you CCP, may I please have another?"
Froggy Storm
KarmaFleet
Goonswarm Federation
#16 - 2015-01-08 03:58:26 UTC
Note the irony of grrr goons are scammers, but OP then posts a thinly veiled "send me money" scam.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#17 - 2015-01-08 04:45:04 UTC
Tishkalia wrote:
o7

Long time player, coming out of the shadows because honestly...I'm tired of GEWNS and the CFC.

They are the cancer in this game, openly scamming, trolling, and destroying everything that they see fit. And are praised! no less by the unwashed masses.

Their ministry of love ganking freighters "for the tearz/lulz" what juvenille ****, so my propsition after talking to the Goblin, he made a comment about what I'm doing for my part...and I didn't have an answer.

Now I do.

Taking up the mantle against this blight.

Going to be working on saving up some funding (or if donations come in putting those towards the cause) and siphoning it to groups that'll help, as well as coordinating between some of my contacts within the evil empire to give out insider information to help further the agenda.

Basically, I'm making this post to declare open season on GEWNS and the CFC, be a rallying cry for all those that hear.

Take up arms my friends and join us!



Finally! Someone is allowing players to kill goons / cfc!!

Oh... hold on...

Wait...

Yes... I see it now...

We always could, and they always dont care. Hmmm.

GL OP.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Rez Valintine
The Virus Vault
#18 - 2015-01-08 04:56:02 UTC
do you want ants? because this is how you get ants.
Amyclas Amatin
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
#19 - 2015-01-08 05:07:43 UTC
Posting in C&P about how bad the goons are is like telling the church choir what good people they have been...

We are all very interested in what you have said, and would like you to continue to express your feelings.

For more information on the New Order of High-Sec, please visit: http://www.minerbumping.com/

Remember that whenever you have a bad day in EVE, the correct reponse is "Thank you CCP, may I please have another?"
Concord Guy's Cousin
Doomheim
#20 - 2015-01-08 09:47:50 UTC
Tishkalia wrote:
o7

Long time player, coming out of the shadows because honestly...I'm tired of GEWNS and the CFC.

They are the cancer in this game, openly scamming, trolling, and destroying everything that they see fit. And are praised! no less by the unwashed masses.

Their ministry of love ganking freighters "for the tearz/lulz" what juvenille ****, so my propsition after talking to the Goblin, he made a comment about what I'm doing for my part...and I didn't have an answer.

Now I do.

Taking up the mantle against this blight.

Going to be working on saving up some funding (or if donations come in putting those towards the cause) and siphoning it to groups that'll help, as well as coordinating between some of my contacts within the evil empire to give out insider information to help further the agenda.

Basically, I'm making this post to declare open season on GEWNS and the CFC, be a rallying cry for all those that hear.

Take up arms my friends and join us!

Harry Forever MkII.

OP you'd be better off trying to dismantle the Great Wall of China with a toothpick, the chance of success is higher.

ISD LackOfFaith ~ "Your Catalyst was a hamster, and your Retriever smelt of elderberries"

NPC Forum Alt, because reasons.
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