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Run and Gun Mercenary Corps - High/Low Sec Mercs
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Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#61 - 2015-01-05 15:07:59 UTC
Joshua Gateraux wrote:
They are effective. Professional, I would say not.

My something like 5 man corps is being held by the gun of their Pirate faction ships with little to no power of being able to fight back. Run and Gun is requiring us to pay them 500 million to end this stupid little "war".

I don't even know the dicks.

This war is uncalled for and we don't have the money to pay you.

Camping high sec stations against low skilled players must be the end game for quality mercs.



This is perhaps the best advertising I could possibly hope for. I'm sorry for your troubles but at the end of the day everything boils down to four simple words:

F*** YOU, PAY ME.

-Badman
Technique212
Seventeenth Battalion
Honorable Third Party
#62 - 2015-01-06 03:14:43 UTC
Joshua Gateraux wrote:
They are effective. Professional, I would say not.

My something like 5 man corps is being held by the gun of their Pirate faction ships with little to no power of being able to fight back. Run and Gun is requiring us to pay them 500 million to end this stupid little "war".

I don't even know the dicks.

This war is uncalled for and we don't have the money to pay you.

Camping high sec stations against low skilled players must be the end game for quality mercs.


"Camping high sec stations against low skilled players must be the end game for quality mercs. "

"Camping high sec stations against low skilled players"

"Camping high sec stations "

high sec - End game for merc according to Joshua

https://zkillboard.com/kill/43396724/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/43608313/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/43520851/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/43520299/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/43544689/

Hmm yea okay
Technique212
Seventeenth Battalion
Honorable Third Party
#63 - 2015-01-06 03:23:58 UTC  |  Edited by: Technique212
Leto Thule wrote:
Joshua Gateraux wrote:
They are effective. Professional, I would say not.

My something like 5 man corps is being held by the gun of their Pirate faction ships with little to no power of being able to fight back. Run and Gun is requiring us to pay them 500 million to end this stupid little "war".

I don't even know the dicks.

This war is uncalled for and we don't have the money to pay you.

Camping high sec stations against low skilled players must be the end game for quality mercs.


They are suppose to be professional to their clients, not their WTs.

Also, the point of EVE is to win. Not to let you fight back. If you ever find yourself in a fair fight, either you or your opponent has ****** up.


This is 100% correct. Although rarely some of the War targets I face are rather polite/funny and have cool stories to share. I am usually polite/semi professional to those guys. Shout out to them for giving out content and being fun with it. As with winning, this is also true. Fights are not gonna be fair all the time. This game isn't gonna ******* hold your hand no matter what. You gotta tip them in your favor. Complaining doesn't do squat.
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#64 - 2015-01-06 12:55:10 UTC  |  Edited by: Inxentas Ultramar
Complaining does indeed not help. I've supported a war these gentlemen started. We recieved the same 500m demand... not sure why someone would try that, as throwing in support for a war usually means people want to actually fight. And so we did...

https://zkillboard.com/kill/43558034/
https://zkillboard.com/kill/43558006/

I'm sure you guys have around 500m lying around somewhere to replace that... Lol

GF, was fun, but I felt sad you guys would only undock to kill bads flying barges from that point on. Cry
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#65 - 2015-01-06 14:28:21 UTC
You may have won a battle, but you are still losing the war.

War Report

-Badman
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#66 - 2015-01-06 14:29:27 UTC
hi,

im looking to get podded 100 times and have the corpses sold back to me for 2m each (this is your "fee")

ill randomly add in implants for stats

im in a 1 man corp

mail me for info

@JerryTPepridge
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#67 - 2015-01-06 14:31:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Badman Lasermouse
Jerry T Pepridge wrote:
hi,

im looking to get podded 100 times and have the corpses sold back to me for 2m each (this is your "fee")

ill randomly add in implants for stats

im in a 1 man corp

mail me for info


Try Ultramar Independent Contracting, they are pretty elite.

-Badman
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#68 - 2015-01-06 15:51:24 UTC  |  Edited by: Inxentas Ultramar
There's lies, damned lies and then there's statistics. According to that kind of logic the allies lost WWII because they didn't save enough Jews. Lol

I'm just a little sad you guys won't undock for anyone else but the bears you've directly decced. Stellar Essence will probably lose this war indeed. You'd have to fight us in order to make Stellars victory even a possibility, but so far your crew seem quite happy killing barges only, and being 30m ahead in the war report. Quit while you are ahead, eh? Blink

You can indeed kill bads faster then we can murder the ships you refuse to undock, congratulations. Lol
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#69 - 2015-01-06 15:53:55 UTC
Inxentas Ultramar wrote:
You can indeed kill bads faster then we can murder the ships you refuse to undock, congratulations. Lol



Thanks!

-Badman
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#70 - 2015-01-06 17:27:45 UTC  |  Edited by: Inxentas Ultramar
Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with killing bads. I just enjoyed fighting with a Battleship again, and had hoped for more action. Enjoyed the GF and lack of smack.

Kudos for undocking and taking on the bait Megathron in the first place. Blink
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#71 - 2015-01-06 18:10:34 UTC
i didnt mean to start a butthurt too and fro here,

@JerryTPepridge
Technique212
Seventeenth Battalion
Honorable Third Party
#72 - 2015-01-07 00:59:50 UTC
Inxentas Ultramar wrote:
There's lies, damned lies and then there's statistics. According to that kind of logic the allies lost WWII because they didn't save enough Jews. Lol

I'm just a little sad you guys won't undock for anyone else but the bears you've directly decced. Stellar Essence will probably lose this war indeed. You'd have to fight us in order to make Stellars victory even a possibility, but so far your crew seem quite happy killing barges only, and being 30m ahead in the war report. Quit while you are ahead, eh? Blink

You can indeed kill bads faster then we can murder the ships you refuse to undock, congratulations. Lol


Oh cool, but WWII is over,and its Eve actually, not WWII. Not sure how you get to the fact that more ISK killed means less Jews saved and the allies loss, but lets go with that I guess (Run and Gun is now the axis powers amrite guys?!). Anyways

Of course were not gonna keep making more mistakes for you to enjoy. Its not all about station games and baiting. Your allies have barges exposed during a war mind you, so hell lets make hits here and there for their mistakes. Eve plays very well when it comes to wars. Engaging players using various tactics is quite nice to have. You know its kinda like a RTS in a way (hitting the economy of your enemy almost always does more damage than facing their troops head on (less money to upgrade and buy troops). In eve, less money to spend on and less morale. I do have a tip though to prevent this from happening. In the future, have your allies like actually dock their carebear 3000s series and according to my stats (don't worry I fought in the civil war and fought against the chaos space marines so my logic is pretty legit) it should prevent them from dying to pew pew lasers by 100%.

Thanks for letting us know how much you like us though. I hope you enjoyed your visit to Run and Gun!

P.S here some emotes since your into that kind of thing, gotta show some respect to your guests. Big smileCoolPLol
Inxentas Ultramar
Ultramar Independent Contracting
#73 - 2015-01-07 09:02:10 UTC
It's probably best not taken as fact by the way, but as a metric of comparison. Axis powers defined their goals with a diminishing number of the group they targetted. Allies forces simply had a different metric of success and a new kind of ally to breed. No comparison to any ideology is intended, if I seemed to imply as such my apologies. In short: your metrics aren't my metrics.

No more mistakes? Ahww... Blink

That's fine though, we already got the fight we were after. We won't bother to form up then, and leave you to purging barges.
Badman Lasermouse
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps
#74 - 2015-01-07 17:28:05 UTC
Are you calling me a Nazi? I'm a freedom fighter, that fights to liberate ISK from ice mining carebears. You Sir are on the wrong side.

-Badman
Technique212
Seventeenth Battalion
Honorable Third Party
#75 - 2015-01-07 17:55:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Technique212
Inxentas Ultramar wrote:
It's probably best not taken as fact by the way, but as a metric of comparison. Axis powers defined their goals with a diminishing number of the group they targetted. Allies forces simply had a different metric of success and a new kind of ally to breed. No comparison to any ideology is intended, if I seemed to imply as such my apologies. In short: your metrics aren't my metrics.



Damn that sucks, we could of been metric buddies and try to fight in EvE WWII style

Inxentas Ultramar wrote:

No more mistakes? Ahww... Blink

That's fine though, we already got the fight we were after. We won't bother to form up then, and leave you to purging barges.


Oh cool thanks. I heard they just got the new carebear 4000 limited edition with comfy seats and 50% less protection against pew pew. I am going to get on that then. Lol