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Biggest reason for loss of ships

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X'ian Orillian
Spicy Crawdad and Associates
#41 - 2015-01-02 07:39:11 UTC
poorly designed computer cases and the cats who like to jump on them and press the power button
Sol Project
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#42 - 2015-01-02 09:34:18 UTC
Ptraci wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
OMG BOOBS YOU GOTTA LOVE 'EM! :D


Over-rated. Enough Mountain Dew and pizza and you can grow your very own pair...

That's disgusting.

Ladies of New Eden YC 117 by Indahmawar Fazmarai

Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!

Diana Kim > AND THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED!!
Pine Marten
Doomheim
#43 - 2015-01-02 10:33:03 UTC
Always have a handful of ones and maybe a 5 or 2 or hell, sometimes have a 20 in there and if you sense incoming agro from the wife, THROW IT AT THEM! They have a 0% resist to money.

That is assuming that any money you have the wife doesn't already have.

Gotta have an eve stash of bills to tank the wife agro.
McChicken Combo HalfMayo
The Happy Meal
#44 - 2015-01-02 11:07:26 UTC
ctx1769 wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
If you think of your wife like that ...
... I hope she leaves you for a better one. :)


if she left I would not replace

Didn't want that wife anyway...

There are all our dominion

Gate camps: "Its like the lowsec watercooler, just with explosions and boose" - Ralph King-Griffin
General Lemming
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#45 - 2015-01-02 11:11:45 UTC
Memphis Baas wrote:
Log off the game and spend time with your family, ............ .
OHHHHHHHHHH !!!!! Are you allowed to say that on the forums ? Big smile
Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#46 - 2015-01-02 11:19:17 UTC
Sol Project wrote:
Ptraci wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
OMG BOOBS YOU GOTTA LOVE 'EM! :D


Over-rated. Enough Mountain Dew and pizza and you can grow your very own pair...

That's disgusting.



I aim to please. You want to see my moobs? lol (to be honest mine are medication not weight related - google what taking aldactone/spironolactone regularly can do to a man's breasts heheh). Come to papa baby!
Kal Matroskin
Are we Dancer
#47 - 2015-01-02 11:19:53 UTC
yep i agree significant others are well a significant cause of ship loss but it does remind me of the credit card add

loosing a ship due to a phone call damn
loosing a ship due to the urgent huge spider ( 10mm max ) again damn
loosing a ship due to my wife sitting on my lap no forum words
the feeling when she runs her fingers though my hair and says darling lets go to bed early priceless


i can get a new ship ;)
Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#48 - 2015-01-02 12:09:06 UTC
Most ships i have lost are out of... ooo look shinney ... oh fark blob

The other reasons are normal household aggro right in the middle of a battle. Even had my pc switched off right in the middle of a fight once.

I do remember a friends kids undocked his bs and we said over ts shoot the station, so they did Big smile

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
Sol Project
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#49 - 2015-01-02 13:04:29 UTC
Ptraci wrote:
Sol Project wrote:
Ptraci wrote:
Solecist Project wrote:
OMG BOOBS YOU GOTTA LOVE 'EM! :D


Over-rated. Enough Mountain Dew and pizza and you can grow your very own pair...

That's disgusting.



I aim to please. You want to see my moobs? lol (to be honest mine are medication not weight related - google what taking aldactone/spironolactone regularly can do to a man's breasts heheh). Come to papa baby!

Thanks, no.

Want to know a story that will make you look into the mirror in sheer disgust, forever? :D

Sorry though if it wasn't "your fault" that you ... grew? ... them.

Ladies of New Eden YC 117 by Indahmawar Fazmarai

Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!

Diana Kim > AND THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED!!
Dradis Aulmais
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#50 - 2015-01-02 13:05:28 UTC
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Meilandra Vanderganken
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#51 - 2015-01-02 13:13:44 UTC
A keyboard walking/jumping cat is usually the biggest risk to my assets, don't even have to be undocked since it will traverse the keyboard just when you are updating those market orders....

Hasn't lead to catastrophic losses yet since I'm usually aware of the cat's whereabouts but it's deffo a risk.
Jenn aSide
Soul Machines
The Initiative.
#52 - 2015-01-02 13:20:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Jenn aSide
Kal Matroskin wrote:

loosing a ship due to my wife sitting on my lap no forum words
the feeling when she runs her fingers though my hair and says darling lets go to bed early priceless



My ex-wife used to do that. Funny how she never realized that what she was doing was reinforcing my gaming behavior because when I did spend less of time on the computer and paid more attention to her all she wanted to do was 'cuddle'. But playing EVE made her seek my attention which meant I actually got to experience intercourse lol.

Current wife is smarter than that (damn her).
Faenir Antollare
For Ever And Ever
#53 - 2015-01-02 13:36:30 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Kal Matroskin wrote:

loosing a ship due to my wife sitting on my lap no forum words
the feeling when she runs her fingers though my hair and says darling lets go to bed early priceless



My ex-wife used to do that. Funny how she never realized that what she was doing was reinforcing my gaming behavior because when I did spend less of time on the computer and paid more attention to her all she wanted to do was 'cuddle'. But playing EVE made her seek my attention which meant I actually got to experience intercourse lol.

Current wife is smarter than that (damn her).




just too close to the truth for comfort lol, at least embellish a bit so as the rest of us can learn from them there mentions xD

RiP BooBoo 26/7/1971 - 23/7/2014 My Lady My Love My Life My Wife
Leannor
State War Academy
Caldari State
#54 - 2015-01-02 14:00:49 UTC
The cat ... jumping up and, yeah, you get the picture ... amazing how it knows how to press the self destruct combination too.

"Lykouleon wrote:

STOP TOUCHING ICONIC SHIP PARTS"
Lfod Shi
Lfod's Ratting and Salvage
#55 - 2015-01-02 14:16:37 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Wife aggro...

Can't tank for that usually.



Yes. Yes you can.

♪ They'll always be bloodclaws to me ♫
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#56 - 2015-01-02 18:45:14 UTC
Solecist Project wrote:
If you think of your wife like that ...
... I hope she leaves you for a better one. :)


I have seen some other player Bio and it was like this:

She told me she hates EVE. now she is single.

Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
#57 - 2015-01-02 18:49:56 UTC
Meilandra Vanderganken wrote:
A keyboard walking/jumping cat is usually the biggest risk to my assets, don't even have to be undocked since it will traverse the keyboard just when you are updating those market orders....

Hasn't lead to catastrophic losses yet since I'm usually aware of the cat's whereabouts but it's deffo a risk.


Buy your cat an account so he can try his luck too. Lol

Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
Jarod Garamonde
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#58 - 2015-01-02 19:17:10 UTC
Bagrat Skalski wrote:
Meilandra Vanderganken wrote:
A keyboard walking/jumping cat is usually the biggest risk to my assets, don't even have to be undocked since it will traverse the keyboard just when you are updating those market orders....

Hasn't lead to catastrophic losses yet since I'm usually aware of the cat's whereabouts but it's deffo a risk.


Buy your cat an account so he can try his luck too. Lol



TBH, my cat would probably be a better cap pilot than me.
Other than keying the mic to make that weird chittering sound, every time he targets another player, he probably wouldn't even be that bad to have on comms.

His frig skills leave a bit to be desired, though.

That moment when you realize the crazy lady with all the cats was right...

    [#savethelance]
Debora Tsung
Perkone
Caldari State
#59 - 2015-01-02 23:36:13 UTC
Read the title and thought "stupidity"... didn't even read the OP ^^

Stupidity should be a bannable offense.

Fighting back is more fun than not.

Sticky: AFK Cloaking Thread It's not pretty, but it's there.
Johan Civire
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#60 - 2015-01-03 00:53:59 UTC
ctx1769 wrote:
Is because of mithering partners/spouses/girlfriends/boyfriends, just lost my fifth tengu and faction stuff due to this menace that lurks in the corners, so much for a happy New year stupid.............................................. interfering wife. EvilEvilEvil



Easy answer lazy...