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Ants In EVE?

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Leisen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2011-12-18 08:10:38 UTC
I was just chilling, and I looked over to see a tiny Condor on my dresser. I walked over to inspect further but it was accelerating, so I reached out and smacked it just as it was entering warp. A piece broke off and I thought I might have destroyed it, but upon inspecting it on the floor, it was mostly alright. It popped open, and about 5 ants crawled out of it, and they were clearly intelligent. I decided I would come to the forums to ask, did CCP put ants in EVE?

Also, I am somewhat concerned the ants will seek vengeance on me in my sleep. Though they were in a Condor, I got the feeling they weren't noobs.
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#2 - 2011-12-18 08:15:10 UTC
Chlorine trifluoride is one hell of a drug…
Leisen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#3 - 2011-12-18 08:23:25 UTC
Do you suppose these ants are with the Gestapo?
Darth A30NZ
Deep Axion
Honorable Third Party
#4 - 2011-12-18 08:28:59 UTC
GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!

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Leisen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2011-12-18 08:31:57 UTC
I think what we really need to concentrate on is who is behind these ants. They were probably spies or something now that I think about it. Why would CCP add spy ants to a game clearly having nothing to do with ants. Oh...it just hit me. Maybe these aren't ants we're dealing with guys. What if it's some elaborate camouflage to throw me off, or another species of super intelligent, ant-looking, internet spaceship flying insect things.
Durie
WORLDSTAR HIPHOP
Brotherhood of Spacers
#6 - 2011-12-18 08:32:20 UTC
One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here. And I for one welcome our new insect overlords.
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#7 - 2011-12-18 08:38:10 UTC
You're doing it wrong...the story was supposed to be about a merlin....

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Leisen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#8 - 2011-12-18 08:40:04 UTC
It was a Condor, I'm quite certain!
Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
#9 - 2011-12-18 08:46:35 UTC
I know these ants personally, I don't think they would do it.

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Leisen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#10 - 2011-12-18 08:52:03 UTC
Thank you, sir. That is very comforting. You are a good man.
ACE McFACE
Dirt 'n' Glitter
Local Is Primary
#11 - 2011-12-18 09:01:01 UTC
Leisen wrote:
I was just chilling, and I looked over to see a tiny Condor on my dresser. I walked over to inspect further but it was accelerating, so I reached out and smacked it just as it was entering warp. A piece broke off and I thought I might have destroyed it, but upon inspecting it on the floor, it was mostly alright. It popped open, and about 5 ants crawled out of it, and they were clearly intelligent. I decided I would come to the forums to ask, did CCP put ants in EVE?

Also, I am somewhat concerned the ants will seek vengeance on me in my sleep. Though they were in a Condor, I got the feeling they weren't noobs.

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Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#12 - 2011-12-18 09:04:56 UTC
The Null alliances, coalitions, power blocks, NAP fests need more ants... i mean drones.

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Ptraci
3 R Corporation
#13 - 2011-12-18 09:29:07 UTC
You didn't pod them?
Fawcks
Doomheim
#14 - 2011-12-18 10:28:09 UTC
Leisen wrote:
I was just chilling, and I looked over to see a tiny Condor on my dresser. I walked over to inspect further but it was accelerating, so I reached out and smacked it just as it was entering warp. A piece broke off and I thought I might have destroyed it, but upon inspecting it on the floor, it was mostly alright. It popped open, and about 5 ants crawled out of it, and they were clearly intelligent. I decided I would come to the forums to ask, did CCP put ants in EVE?

Also, I am somewhat concerned the ants will seek vengeance on me in my sleep. Though they were in a Condor, I got the feeling they weren't noobs.

Bro you need to stop ******* around on the internet and get serious with your preparations. I'd buy a gun and let your friends and family know about the danger you are in because I've seen this happen before. TRUST NO ONE.
iCaldari
QWERTY ASDFG
#15 - 2011-12-18 10:34:25 UTC
Take more mucinex pills please.
Max Von Sydow
24th Imperial Crusade
Amarr Empire
#16 - 2011-12-18 10:41:53 UTC
The ants are obviously members of goonswarm or TEST. I suggest you try to incinerate them with a magnifying glass asap or they might construct a cyno in your home.
robbyx
#17 - 2011-12-18 10:45:40 UTC
Did you know ants go to discos ?.......+1 for reference.
Leisen
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#18 - 2011-12-18 10:47:38 UTC
Ptraci wrote:
You didn't pod them?


There was just something about them that told me not to.

Fawcks wrote:
Bro you need to stop ******* around on the internet and get serious with your preparations. I'd buy a gun and let your friends and family know about the danger you are in because I've seen this happen before. TRUST NO ONE.


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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
#19 - 2011-12-18 10:53:41 UTC
I'd like to see the holoreel on this...

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RubysRhymes
#20 - 2011-12-18 11:47:55 UTC
Chribba wrote:
I'd like to see the holoreel on this...


Chribba's got ants in his pants, just so he can Dance.

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