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Monkey saves life of fellow electrocuted monkey :)

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Brujo Loco
Brujeria Teologica
#1 - 2014-12-22 18:53:54 UTC
Zimmy Zeta
Perkone
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-12-22 19:22:26 UTC

Repeatedly biting into a dying monkey's eyebrows seems to have a stimulating effect- now we all know, just in case...

I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it. Yes, I do feel bad about it.

Adunh Slavy
#3 - 2014-12-22 19:53:58 UTC
Only after dropping his head on a pipe seam, dropping him in water and kicking him.

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.  - William Pitt

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#4 - 2014-12-22 20:14:00 UTC
Why oh why did I read any comments? *shameful facepalm*
jason hill
Red vs Blue Flight Academy
#5 - 2014-12-22 20:39:52 UTC  |  Edited by: jason hill
so it appears monkey resuscitation techniques ..just as affective as human ones ...which has got me thinking over this coming festive season ..the next time im seeing a young drunken yobbo lieing in the gutter trollied outta his tree comatose and appearing dead I will use these techniques to revive said yobbo to assist him/her in their recovery !!!! Bear

jobs a goodun ! if it works in the monky world it should be just as affective in the chav world


let it not be said I don't do my bit for care in the community
Badel Jramodarr
#6 - 2014-12-23 00:34:45 UTC
Zimmy Zeta wrote:

Repeatedly biting into a dying monkey's eyebrows seems to have a stimulating effect- now we all know, just in case...

Does it have to be a dying monkey? It could be stimulating for your average, everyday monkey too.

Side note:
We put drunks in cold showers to wake them up.
We slap people to break them out of stupors.
Shock is a great way to bring your mind to alertness.
Electrocution; may be taking it a bit far though
Lol