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Someone parodied "This Is Eve" and it is epic

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Sol Project
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#41 - 2014-12-22 14:16:29 UTC
BrundleMeth wrote:
If this guy was for real...in EVE people shoot you. It's the reason we arm our ships....

If this guy was for real...I hope a bus runs over him...soon...before he reproduces...

You want to run for CSM for CODE too, hu?

You're sick.

Ladies of New Eden YC 117 by Indahmawar Fazmarai

Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!

Diana Kim > AND THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED!!

Neckbeardian
Doomheim
#42 - 2014-12-22 14:17:10 UTC
That was hilariously BORING ...

/thread.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#43 - 2014-12-22 14:17:43 UTC
1/10, we are not amused.

Now, this is what a hilarious parody looks like...

...just in case you're interested. Roll


ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#44 - 2014-12-22 14:18:06 UTC
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Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#45 - 2014-12-22 14:19:40 UTC
Sol Project wrote:
You forgot "decency".
Or "empathy".

Or "shows that you're too stupid not to honestly project your sick attitude out onto others".

Well, at least two times so far we've seen unintended honesty from the EVE hating, baby hating CODE CSM candidate.



I have about as much sympathy for a ganker sobbing about hatemail they receive, as much I do for a miner crying about being shot at in hisec. Both of these groups have created the hostile environment which rears up every time one of these discussions come up.

All this has nothing to do with game mechanics and the overall technical direction Id like to see the game go. Sabriz articulates these rather well, in my opinion, and I'd much rather support that than the opposing position which could truly have a detrimental effect on the game.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#46 - 2014-12-22 14:23:52 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
To some of us, an extreme challenge against the odds is the entertainment, not everyone joining hands and singing kumbaya.
Absolutely, and that's fine, but it's a sandbox. If you want to just come in a do missions, you can. Alienating people from the entire game because thye don;t play your way is dumb.

Jenn aSide wrote:
This video is a perfect example of the wrong attitude some people have. A good new EVE prospect takes it on the chin (like most of us did), says "oh, I must be doing something wrong, let me learn how to do it right, then I'll show your ass what's what!". A bad eve prospect does exactly what the guy on twitch did (as alluded to in the comments of this video): they get a faction and deadpsace fit batleship and try to use it despite being 6 weeks old, lose it and blame the game for their stupidity.
I'm sure many people have reacted this way and been spoken to properly by someone who's not an antisocial neckbeard and gone on to continue playing and enjoy the game. The problem is when someone reacts like this they are generally met by trolls telling them to leave and asking for their stuff.

Jenn aSide wrote:
What folks who think like you do for new players (with good but naive intentions) isn't "helping them" come into and enjoy the game, it's enabling them to come into the game and fail when someone (like goons or CODE or random ganker/scammer guy) demonstrate to them what EVE really is.
I'm not saying they should be shielded from all harm, but a fresh noob to this game will not have played a game like it, so compounding their already shocked reaction by acting like a prick really isn't the right way to go, yet it's the way most of this playerbase chooses to go.

To be entirely truthful though, Elite:Dangerous has got it right. If people want to just come in play a bit of spaceships and not fight people, they can play solo mode, while the rest of us can play open. If and when they decide to join in with the rest of us, they can. Because let's face it, why does it affect you if someone else wants to just be left alone? If they play alone or don't play at all, it makes no difference to me, but it's extra income for the developers from players who are off doing their own thing on their own.

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

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Eli Apol
Definitely a nullsec alt
#47 - 2014-12-22 14:33:29 UTC
Didn't think the 'parody' video was particularly funny but quite enjoyed watching the original youtube...then checked out the guys killboard and corp history and just wow...you can trace his whole eve life from start to finish...


16/3/2014: Welcome to Eve.

19/3/2014: Joins his first corp.

22/3/2014: Corp gets wardecced, back to an NPC corp.
???
NOTHING HAPPENS FOR 4 MONTHS
???
27/7/2014: Joins another corp

9/8/2014: Fitted a ship for lowsec, bought some semi-shiny implants ("You won't lose those in lowsec") - walked into a healthy sized fleet, probably didn't know how to align out and spam warp as soon as he was popped, lost his pod. -145m isk

5/9/2014: Someone pops his MTU, probably looking for a suspect engagement - 5m

7/9/2014: Corp gets wardecced, he leaves for an NPC corp.

8/9/2014: Makes his own corp.

21/9/2014: The gank preceeding the audio sample, loses a N.Apoc to stream snipers setting up a gank for him in Jita - 1b

8/12/2014: Someone joins his corp and AWOXes his next N.Apoc - 1.4b

https://zkillboard.com/character/94482504/

I mean personally, I don't really care for the guy but I only saw a drunken youtube clip of him losing a ship, probably not being his most erudite...but the history kinda shows how ****** a game Eve can be for a newcomer that doesn't know better (although really you should know much better after 9 months)

but what would I know, I'm just a salvager

Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#48 - 2014-12-22 14:37:24 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
]Absolutely, and that's fine, but it's a sandbox. If you want to just come in a do missions, you can. Alienating people from the entire game because thye don;t play your way is dumb.


No it is not, it IS the game. EVE is a game about people. I am able to PVE freely because I ENFORCE my in-game 'right' to that freedom (by knowing the game, and knowing how gankers and such think).

EVE isn't a themepark MMO where you get walled off from other people. Freedom means that people who like to screw with people will screw with people and you can't be a good EVE PVPr without acknowledging (and then defeating) that fact.

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'm sure many people have reacted this way and been spoken to properly by someone who's not an antisocial neckbeard and gone on to continue playing and enjoy the game. The problem is when someone reacts like this they are generally met by trolls telling them to leave and asking for their stuff.


They get 'trolled' because this isn't kindergarten. This is a game of adults. it's like doing badly at a drinking game in a Biker bar, no one cares about your wee little feeling, man up and drink more.

Quote:
[I'm not saying they should be shielded from all harm, but a fresh noob to this game will not have played a game like it, so compounding their already shocked reaction by acting like a prick really isn't the right way to go, yet it's the way most of this playerbase chooses to go.


That's because, again, this is a game with adults, a game of freedom. Freedom is messy.

Acting like a man in a game full of men isn't acting like a prick, it's acting you you actually have a healthy level of testosterone in your system. Why would you walk into a situation like EVE (real life correlations: a biker bar, a strip club, prison) if you are so tender hearted that your feelings get hurt so easily?

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To be entirely truthful though, Elite:Dangerous has got it right. If people want to just come in play a bit of spaceships and not fight people, they can play solo mode, while the rest of us can play open. If and when they decide to join in with the rest of us, they can. Because let's face it, why does it affect you if someone else wants to just be left alone? If they play alone or don't play at all, it makes no difference to me, but it's extra income for the developers from players who are off doing their own thing on their own.


Obvious Question, why aren't you playing E:D full time if it got it right and EVE didn't?

It's not a matter of something affecting other people. I don't care what anyone does or doesn't do. I'm saying that it's stupid to come into a game like EVE and expect sunshine and unicorns. If people want to pay 15 bux a month or grind a plex to play a game with a community that hurts it's feelings, well, to each his own. Some people like to get tied up and whipped and call that 'foreplay' lol.

It just boggles my mind that yo think what you think of the EVE community (and EVE itself) and you're still here. Elite has been published, why don't we let Elite be elite and let EVE be EVE? Or must everything conform to your particular worldview?
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#49 - 2014-12-22 14:38:00 UTC
And again another thread devolves into a fight about how EvE isnt really a merciless sink or swim game, even though it is.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

Sol Project
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#50 - 2014-12-22 14:38:11 UTC  |  Edited by: Sol Project
Sibyyl wrote:
Sol Project wrote:
You forgot "decency".
Or "empathy".

Or "shows that you're too stupid not to honestly project your sick attitude out onto others".

Well, at least two times so far we've seen unintended honesty from the EVE hating, baby hating CODE CSM candidate.



I have about as much sympathy for a ganker sobbing about hatemail they receive, as much I do for a miner crying about being shot at in hisec. Both of these groups have created the hostile environment which rears up every time one of these discussions come up.

All this has nothing to do with game mechanics and the overall technical direction Id like to see the game go. Sabriz articulates these rather well, in my opinion, and I'd much rather support that than the opposing position which could truly have a detrimental effect on the game.


Sibyyl. You of all people I know are the one easiest to trick with good words and niceness.
Always believing in good parts of a person only makes you a target.

And you completely missed the point. Nothing you said has anything to do with this here.

You should rather listen when he speaks his mind freely and doesn't
pay attention to not say something wrong...

Ladies of New Eden YC 117 by Indahmawar Fazmarai

Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!

Diana Kim > AND THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED!!

Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#51 - 2014-12-22 14:42:48 UTC
Eli Apol wrote:


I mean personally, I don't really care for the guy but I only saw a drunken youtube clip of him losing a ship, probably not being his most erudite...but the history kinda shows how ****** a game Eve can be for a newcomer that doesn't know better (although really you should know much better after 9 months)


EVE is only a **** game for the lazy and unimaginative and entitled.

It's great for people who don't prejudge situations, who are self reliant by nature, who have a deep sense of personal responsibility (ie "my in game enjoyment is my responsibility, no one elses"), and who have a thick enough skin (aka mental toughness and maturity) to survive in an environment where everyone is free to act as they please withing the loose bounds of a Sandbox game's EULA.

Gamers tend to ask "is this a good game" and usually that's a good question, but in EVE, the question should be "am i the right sort to fit into the community and enjoy the game". If people don't ask the right question before subbing, it's their fault when things go bad.
Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#52 - 2014-12-22 14:45:49 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
And again another thread devolves into a fight about how EvE isnt really a merciless sink or swim game, even though it is.


Oh, people know it is, they just don't want it to be. There are people in life who are never happy with the way a thing is no matter the actual merits of the thing. I call them the "Change for Change's sake" crowd.

What's funny is that such people tend to be "X game is gonna kill EVE" types, yet when said EVE-killer game launches, the same people remain in EVE when they could be playing a game they actually like.

TL;DR, some people are a bit tapped on the old noggin.
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#53 - 2014-12-22 14:58:46 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
Ramona McCandless wrote:
And again another thread devolves into a fight about how EvE isnt really a merciless sink or swim game, even though it is.


Oh, people know it is, they just don't want it to be.


The question would be, Why is this?

Why do they hate those who seek conflict so much?

Why do they come to a game where survival is profit in of itself and demand that everyone has a work-a-day job and a pension?

Its my boggle.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#54 - 2014-12-22 15:03:32 UTC
Jenn aSide wrote:
No it is not, it IS the game. EVE is a game about people. I am able to PVE freely because I ENFORCE my in-game 'right' to that freedom (by knowing the game, and knowing how gankers and such think).

EVE isn't a themepark MMO where you get walled off from other people. Freedom means that people who like to screw with people will screw with people and you can't be a good EVE PVPr without acknowledging (and then defeating) that fact.
And if you want to play your own way and cry when you get blown up, you have every right to do that too. So many people want to push anyone that doesn't like getting blown up out of the game though, and use that laughable idea that somehow EVE players are elite. EVE players aren't elite. They simply whine about different things, like how unfair it is that NPC corp players don't have to be forced into PVP if they play well, or how when you wardec someone you can't prevent them from playing for a full 7 days.

Jenn aSide wrote:
They get 'trolled' because this isn't kindergarten. This is a game of adults. it's like doing badly at a drinking game in a Biker bar, no one cares about your wee little feeling, man up and drink more.
HAHAHAHAHA **** off. A game of adults? You are actually joking right? The average age of the players might be higher, but the attitude of many players is considerably more childish. Just look at the forums, the ISDs require medals for the level of moderation they have to go through. This whole "we're so 'ard cos EVE is do dark and unforgiving" is laughable. EVE is just as forgiving, just in a different way. EVE players aren't somehow better than any other gamers, just more arrogant.

Jenn aSide wrote:
That's because, again, this is a game with adults, a game of freedom. Freedom is messy.

Acting like a man in a game full of men isn't acting like a prick, it's acting you you actually have a healthy level of testosterone in your system. Why would you walk into a situation like EVE (real life correlations: a biker bar, a strip club, prison) if you are so tender hearted that your feelings get hurt so easily?
Perhaps because it's a game? Nobody is unable to play EVE, it's simply a different style of game. Take a FPS player, dump him in a top down strategy and whup his ass repeatedly, he's not gonna have fun. Compound that with laughing in his face and insulting him every time you dunk him with extreme ease, and he's just going to quit. Instead teach him how to more effectively play a strategy game and he'll be able to play to a semi-competent level and he'll be able to enjoy it. You'll even enjoy the actual challenge more.

In the same way, if people got taught in EVE to treat ships more like consumables than assets and got shown how to evade, how to fight, how to not get scammed, and most of the players who get pushed out of the game would adapt very quickly. EVE Players don't want that though, they want to roflstomp all over the noobs so they can act superior.

Jenn aSide wrote:
Obvious Question, why aren't you playing E:D full time if it got it right and EVE didn't?

It's not a matter of something affecting other people. I don't care what anyone does or doesn't do. I'm saying that it's stupid to come into a game like EVE and expect sunshine and unicorns. If people want to pay 15 bux a month or grind a plex to play a game with a community that hurts it's feelings, well, to each his own. Some people like to get tied up and whipped and call that 'foreplay' lol.

It just boggles my mind that yo think what you think of the EVE community (and EVE itself) and you're still here. Elite has been published, why don't we let Elite be elite and let EVE be EVE? Or must everything conform to your particular worldview?
I'm playing both. I'm not saying I don't like EVE or EVE gets everything wrong. There's plenty of mechanics I think E:D could be improved with which EVE get right. But that goes both ways. EVE clearly has a problem with engaging new players and keeping their income inflated with casual players. E:D not so much. It's highly intuitive and allows people to temporarily opt out of interaction if they feel overwhelmed.

And sure, much of the EVE community I think are complete plebs. I've been playing long enough to not actually care what other people think though, and I enjoy the game the way I like to play it. My issue is that I'd also like other people to enjoy EVE, but those aforementioned plebs tend to alienate everyone they possibly can. Honestly, if I were CCP I'd have banned half the forum posters by now, and to be completely truthful, myself included.

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list.

Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#55 - 2014-12-22 15:19:49 UTC  |  Edited by: Ramona McCandless
Lucas Kell wrote:
HAHAHAHAHA **** off. A game of adults? You are actually joking right? The average age of the players might be higher, but the attitude of many players is considerably more childish.



And sure, much of the EVE community I think are complete plebs. I've been playing long enough to not actually care what other people think though, and I enjoy the game the way I like to play it. My issue is that I'd also like other people to enjoy EVE, but those aforementioned plebs tend to alienate everyone they possibly can. Honestly, if I were CCP I'd have banned half the forum posters by now, and to be completely truthful, myself included.


So, apart from proving his own point by purposfully displaying immature behaviour in order to win some sort of online measuring contest here in a forum, Kell pretty much proves that its not the game he has a problem with, but the players. He has a dislike for most of the community ("much of the EVE community I think are complete plebs") and would like the game to be modified not because he thinks the mechanics are inherently wrong, but because he doesn't like other's play styles.

A prime example of "This game would be better if you weren't allowed to play it" directed from him to the rest of us.

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann

Jenn aSide
Worthless Carebears
The Initiative.
#56 - 2014-12-22 15:19:56 UTC
Lucas Kell wrote:
My issue is that I'd also like other people to enjoy EVE, but those aforementioned plebs tend to alienate everyone they possibly can. Honestly, if I were CCP I'd have banned half the forum posters by now, and to be completely truthful, myself included.


This is the part that doesn't make sense (well, out of all the toher stuff that doesn't make sense lol).

People DO enjoy EVE. The right people ie the people mentally suited to enjoy the kind of game EVE is. I'm not even a 'hunter' (I play as the willy Rabbit that munchs on lettuce but that the big dumb farmers dog can never catch) and I can't get enough of it. I've enjoyed the little of Elite I've played, but I'm just not in to 'starfighter' type games like I was as a kid (I played the hell out of wing commander on SNES, and Star Raiders was the 1st game i ever loved). But it's not EVE.

At the end of the day, the disconnect here is my inability to understand why the part of your post I bolded is your concern. Your inability to accept what EVE is (and who it's aimed at) isn't EVE's fault. This is probably why i have a higher appreciation of the EVE community and EVE itself, I accept that in a free situation, people are going to do things I don't like and behave in ways that i wouldn't, and that's ok. The only thing I can and should do is control my OWN behavior and be aware or my surroundings.
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#57 - 2014-12-22 15:55:04 UTC
Sol Project wrote:

Sibyyl. You of all people I know are the one easiest to trick with good words and niceness.
Always believing in good parts of a person only makes you a target.


Well I'll admit I have this problem. I'll shut up now.. X

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.

Lucas Kell
Solitude Trading
S.N.O.T.
#58 - 2014-12-22 15:57:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Lucas Kell
Ramona McCandless wrote:
He has a dislike for most of the community ("much of the EVE community I think are complete plebs") and would like the game to be modified not because he thinks the mechanics are inherently wrong, but because he doesn't like other's play styles.

A prime example of "This game would be better if you weren't allowed to play it" directed from him to the rest of us.
That's pretty much the crux of it. I like EVE, and would like others to like it, and since CCP can't patch player's attitudes, they have to steer them by patching mechanics and enforcing a stronger EULA.

Jenn aSide wrote:
People DO enjoy EVE. The right people ie the people mentally suited to enjoy the kind of game EVE is.
Lol, it's a game. It's something that anyone can learn to play just like any game. It's different to other games in that ships are ammo, but beyond that it's exactly the same as any other game. It doesn't require a certain type of person on a special skill, it's just as game. Even the claims of it's unique single shard nature are exaggerated, since you're effectively instanced in population capped solar systems with shared market and chat. It's pretty much the same way WoWs battle groups are clustered.

Jenn aSide wrote:
I'm not even a 'hunter' (I play as the willy Rabbit that munchs on lettuce but that the big dumb farmers dog can never catch) and I can't get enough of it. I've enjoyed the little of Elite I've played, but I'm just not in to 'starfighter' type games like I was as a kid (I played the hell out of wing commander on SNES, and Star Raiders was the 1st game i ever loved). But it's not EVE.

At the end of the day, the disconnect here is my inability to understand why the part of your post I bolded is your concern. Your inability to accept what EVE is (and who it's aimed at) isn't EVE's fault. This is probably why i have a higher appreciation of the EVE community and EVE itself, I accept that in a free situation, people are going to do things I don't like and behave in ways that i wouldn't, and that's ok. The only thing I can and should do is control my OWN behavior and be aware or my surroundings.
It's pretty simple really. It's because the people getting pushed away from the game aren't just people who don't or won't like EVE. I'm sure many of the players pushed away from it would love it if they stuck with it and learned how it's played. But when you join a game which is already quite different to other games you play, then when you have a hard time you get surrounded by a bunch of idiots attacking and insulting you, it's not exactly the environment you want to stick around in to see if you like the game.

Oh, and I accept what EVE is, I just have a hard time believing their target audience is over compensating asshats who like to troll. Maybe it is though, would explain why developers with talent are happy to jump ship.

The Indecisive Noob - EVE fan blog.

Wholesale Trading - The new bulk trading mailing list.

Indahmawar Fazmarai
#59 - 2014-12-22 16:06:24 UTC
Eli Apol wrote:
Didn't think the 'parody' video was particularly funny but quite enjoyed watching the original youtube...then checked out the guys killboard and corp history and just wow...you can trace his whole eve life from start to finish...


16/3/2014: Welcome to Eve.

19/3/2014: Joins his first corp.

22/3/2014: Corp gets wardecced, back to an NPC corp.
???
NOTHING HAPPENS FOR 4 MONTHS
???
27/7/2014: Joins another corp

9/8/2014: Fitted a ship for lowsec, bought some semi-shiny implants ("You won't lose those in lowsec") - walked into a healthy sized fleet, probably didn't know how to align out and spam warp as soon as he was popped, lost his pod. -145m isk

5/9/2014: Someone pops his MTU, probably looking for a suspect engagement - 5m

7/9/2014: Corp gets wardecced, he leaves for an NPC corp.

8/9/2014: Makes his own corp.

21/9/2014: The gank preceeding the audio sample, loses a N.Apoc to stream snipers setting up a gank for him in Jita - 1b

8/12/2014: Someone joins his corp and AWOXes his next N.Apoc - 1.4b

https://zkillboard.com/character/94482504/

I mean personally, I don't really care for the guy but I only saw a drunken youtube clip of him losing a ship, probably not being his most erudite...but the history kinda shows how ****** a game Eve can be for a newcomer that doesn't know better (although really you should know much better after 9 months)


Some will say "he should had learned".
Some will say "someone should had teached him".

But the guy didn't did anything wrong. He managed to earn enough income and have enough fun as to stay subbed for nine months and buy not one but two expensive ships. He was doing something right... but in the wrong game.

And at the end of the day, that's 14.95 € /month less for CCP, and another horror story on why people should not try EVE Online.
Mizhir
Devara Biotech
#60 - 2014-12-22 16:14:30 UTC
I want my minute back.

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