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Exclusive Merc/Hitman/Spy for hire.
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Divinis D'ni
The Phoenix Uprising Federation
#1 - 2011-12-17 08:19:08 UTC
Send mail ingame.
YUMAD BRO
ZZ Cow
#2 - 2011-12-17 09:32:39 UTC
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....


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NUB
Alara IonStorm
#3 - 2011-12-17 09:46:36 UTC
Divinis D'ni wrote:
Send mail ingame.

*Wears shades indoors*

Looks Legit.
Officer Nyota Uhura
#4 - 2011-12-17 10:51:00 UTC
How much for infiltrating Darius III's hole?
Alara IonStorm
#5 - 2011-12-17 10:54:55 UTC
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
How much for infiltrating Darius III's hole?

2 Drinks and telling him you are a "producer" and you think he has "talent".
Akrasjel Lanate
Immemorial Coalescence Administration
Immemorial Coalescence
#6 - 2011-12-17 13:25:16 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
How much for infiltrating Darius III's hole?

2 Drinks and telling him you are a "producer" and you think he has "talent".


Yea Roll

CEO of Lanate Industries

Citizen of Solitude
JC Anderson
RED ROSE THORN
#7 - 2011-12-17 16:12:07 UTC
Hes exclusive...
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#8 - 2011-12-17 18:50:55 UTC
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
How much for infiltrating Darius III's hole?

Might depend on how much talent Divinis D'ni has for deep infiltrations?

Black Man with Goggles
Officer Nyota Uhura
#9 - 2011-12-17 18:53:17 UTC
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
How much for infiltrating Darius III's hole?

Might depend on how much talent Divinis D'ni has for deep infiltrations?

I heard black men have plenty of that talent.
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#10 - 2011-12-17 19:04:18 UTC  |  Edited by: Singeabooty Raj
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
Singeabooty Raj wrote:
Officer Nyota Uhura wrote:
How much for infiltrating Darius III's hole?

Might depend on how much talent Divinis D'ni has for deep infiltrations?

I heard black men have plenty of that talent.

Indeed.

If Divinis has this gift too then no doubt he will deeply commit himself to filling the brief of the mission in full.

Black Man with Goggles
Divinis D'ni
The Phoenix Uprising Federation
#11 - 2011-12-17 19:33:39 UTC
I am not a crook
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#12 - 2011-12-17 20:25:06 UTC
Divinis D'ni wrote:
I am not a crook


Nixon was ever so much more badass than you.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#13 - 2011-12-17 20:45:03 UTC
Is it too much to ask that I not have to read "Darius" and "hole" in the same post in any given thread?

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Alara IonStorm
#14 - 2011-12-17 20:59:54 UTC
Dirk Magnum wrote:
Is it too much to ask that I not have to read "Darius" and "hole" in the same post in any given thread?

I hate to break this to you but you are on the internet. We are experts at mind torture. Think of Darius, now look at these dots one at a time.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Think of Darius's Hole for each one * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

P
Dirk Magnum
Spearhead Endeavors
#15 - 2011-12-17 21:10:11 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Dirk Magnum wrote:
Is it too much to ask that I not have to read "Darius" and "hole" in the same post in any given thread?

I hate to break this to you but you are on the internet. We are experts at mind torture. Think of Darius, now look at these dots one at a time.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Think of Darius's Hole for each one * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

P

.SO.BAD.

                      "LIVE FAST DIE." - traditional Minmatar ethos [citation needed]
Singeabooty Raj
Doomheim
#16 - 2011-12-17 22:15:55 UTC
Divinis D'ni wrote:
I am not a crook

Bandit would have been a better word to use.

Black Man with Goggles
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#17 - 2011-12-17 23:01:25 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
Dirk Magnum wrote:
Is it too much to ask that I not have to read "Darius" and "hole" in the same post in any given thread?

I hate to break this to you but you are on the internet. We are experts at mind torture. Think of Darius, now look at these dots one at a time.

* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Think of Darius's Hole for each one * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

P


I wrote a song about what just happened right here.

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
Alara IonStorm
#18 - 2011-12-17 23:09:01 UTC
RubyPorto wrote:

I wrote a song about what just happened right here.

Took me 5 seconds to get to Jack Sparrow... =)
RubyPorto
RubysRhymes
#19 - 2011-12-17 23:10:27 UTC
Alara IonStorm wrote:
RubyPorto wrote:

I wrote a song about what just happened right here.

Took me 5 seconds to get to Jack Sparrow... =)


New Meme. How many videos to get to Jack Sparrow? (I got a Jar of Dirt and Where has the Rum gone count)

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths." -Abrazzar "the risk of having your day ruined by other people is the cornerstone with which EVE was built" -CCP Solomon
whaynethepain
#20 - 2011-12-18 05:13:38 UTC
Exclusive Merc/Hitman/Spy for hire.

Erm, are you exclusively a merc?

Or are you exclusively a hit-man?

Or are you exclusively a spy?

Or does exclusive have another meaning I'm not yet aware of?

Making a public post can't really indicate an exclusive clientèle.

I like to do my character assassination for free.

Getting you on your feet.

So you've further to fall.