These forums have been archived and are now read-only.

The new forums are live and can be found at https://forums.eveonline.com/

EVE New Citizens Q&A

 
  • Topic is locked indefinitely.
 

Buddy Invite: The Best

First post
Author
Previous Topic Next Topic
malaire
#1 - 2011-09-13 12:00:35 UTC
This Buddy Invite is like no other you've ever seen. There are competitors offering ISK and advice, but nothing compares with what I have to offer to you.

The Deal

So, you are new player, wanting to try out EVE. Hear me then, for I will offer you 21-day trial like you've never seen.

So you get

  • FREE 21-day trial account


But There Is More

You will also get

  • FREE 10 million ISK starting cash
  • FREE link to 400-page guide* explaining most aspects of EVE
  • FREE link to over 60 tutorial videos* about EVE


And Even More (after you upgrade to paying account)


  • FREE 350 million ISK
  • FREE webmail-account yourchar@evref.com **
  • FREE ship of your choice (upto 10 mil ISK worth), delivered*** right to your doorstep****
  • FREE item from NeX store (upto 1000 AUR worth), delivered*** right to your doorstep****
  • FREE ticket to malaires Win A Battleship Lottery
  • FREE exclusive "malaire is Best" desktop background
  • FREE Like to any forum-post you want (only one)


I have a question ...

Nice, just contact me at wastebin@evref.com

I'm in, what do I need to do

There isn't enough space here to explain everything in detail, so just send email to buddyinvitejoke@evref.com if you are interested, and I'll continue from there.

Please note that to get the better bonuses (like 350 million ISK), you need to upgrade your trial account to paying account using one of these payment methods: Credit/Debit cards, WebMoney Transfer, paysafecard, ETC, PLEX, iDeal or PayPal

necessary mumbo jumbo

*) not created by me, also available separately
**) valid for 1 year at least, 10 MB space
***) delivery by Red Frog Freight, delivery times may vary
****) ability to open The Door is not required

Offer valid for september or until all my buddy-invites for september have been used.

New to EVE? Don't forget to read: The Manual * The Wiki * The Career Options * and everything else
Raendel
#2 - 2011-09-13 12:26:01 UTC
lol

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, although I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein
Tank CEO
MASS
Pandemic Horde
#3 - 2011-09-13 12:27:12 UTC  |  Edited by: Tank CEO
Obvious scam. He gets nothing in return... actually he's at a loss.
malaire
#4 - 2011-09-13 12:32:09 UTC  |  Edited by: malaire
Tank CEO wrote:
Obvious scam. He gets nothing in return... actually he's at a loss.

Yes, I will be at loss most likely, but this is still not scam. Since my offer is only valid for this month, my loss can't become greater than what I can handle. I also have cheap boots & blouses in storage, so I don't actually need to pay 1000 AUR for them.

New to EVE? Don't forget to read: The Manual * The Wiki * The Career Options * and everything else
Raendel
#5 - 2011-09-13 12:38:44 UTC
Tank seems upset for some reason.

Fair Warning

From: Tank CEO
To: Raendel
INBOX
Remove Label

You have 24 hours to have your alts or buddies remove their malicious slander from my topic.


Consider yourself warned, or we both won't be selling any more buddy invites.

(By the way Tank: When it's in writing, it's called "libel", not "slander"... and it's only considered libel if it's not true...)

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, although I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein
Cerisia
Red Phoenix Rising
#6 - 2011-09-13 13:48:27 UTC
+10

Would read again.
This space for rent..
Raendel
#7 - 2011-09-13 16:07:51 UTC
I like how Tank completely missed that it was a joke. Pirate

Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, although I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein
malaire
#8 - 2011-09-13 16:13:54 UTC
Raendel wrote:
I like how Tank completely missed that it was a joke. Pirate

Yes this is joke, but if someone takes this offer then I will honor all promises and give everything I have promised. (btw, both of those email addresses do work.)

New to EVE? Don't forget to read: The Manual * The Wiki * The Career Options * and everything else
CCP Navigator
C C P
C C P Alliance
#9 - 2011-09-13 16:21:32 UTC
Thread locked.

Please see this new topic for centralizing all buddy offers.