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Conspiracy Confirmed!!-- Chribba is the internet!!

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Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-12-20 23:41:55 UTC
This just In!!

Chribba is the internet! ...all of it.. even eBay

you be like..."now vapour you are on some form of illicit substance and can hear dead people"...and I say "NO" your dead great grand daddy was a hussy!!

He is the entire net all of it he's like your own personal Cortana without the sexy voice and definite space odyssey vibe

and if you move to close to his person you will smell the red bull and mack and cheese!!

give me the top 5 peeps that you personally adore and believe make up eve they can be devs and/or player...or for a bit of a twist a NPC

o7

Vapor

The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-12-20 23:44:18 UTC
Vapor Ventrillian wrote:
you be like..."now vapour you are on some form of illicit substance and can hear dead people"...and I say "NO" your dead great grand daddy was a hussy!!


Why would you refer to your own name using the British spelling?

Are you a spy?

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#3 - 2014-12-20 23:45:38 UTC
Is the OP on drugs? How would you know? How could you tell? Look for these here warnin' signs:

  • Sudden weight loss.
  • Euphoria leadin' to paranoia.
  • Stealitization of your thangs.
  • And jibbery-style oinkery what make no sense ah 'tall.

Warn your friends about the dangers of meth a'fore it's too damn late.

I'm Doc Fury and this concludes my Court-ordered community service.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Paranoid Loyd
#4 - 2014-12-20 23:49:40 UTC
Doc Fury wrote:
Is the OP on drugs? How would you know? How could you tell? Look for these here warnin' signs:

  • Sudden weight loss.
  • Euphoria leadin' to paranoia.
  • Stealitization of your thangs.
  • And jibbery-style oinkery what make no sense ah 'tall.

Warn your friends about the dangers of meth a'fore it's too damn late.

I'm Doc Fury and this concludes my Court-ordered community service.

Relevant

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
Marsha Mallow
#5 - 2014-12-20 23:50:37 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
Are you a spy?

Probably Welsh. Hide the livestock.

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Doc Fury
Furious Enterprises
#6 - 2014-12-20 23:53:40 UTC  |  Edited by: Doc Fury
Marsha Mallow wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:
Are you a spy?

Probably Welsh. Hide the livestock.


Snarf.

☼

There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#7 - 2014-12-21 00:00:26 UTC
Vapor, do you even know who chribba is?

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-12-21 00:06:47 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Vapor, do you even know who chribba is?


Arnt you chribba!?


The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be
Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-12-21 00:09:00 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:
Vapor Ventrillian wrote:
you be like..."now vapour you are on some form of illicit substance and can hear dead people"...and I say "NO" your dead great grand daddy was a hussy!!


Why would you refer to your own name using the British spelling?

Are you a spy?

'

Nope im totes genuine and I spells good

*stuff important forum documents into his britches*


SO LONG SUCKAS!


The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be
Hasikan Miallok
Republic University
Minmatar Republic
#10 - 2014-12-21 00:09:33 UTC
It's spelt "teh internets"
Sol Project
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#11 - 2014-12-21 00:32:45 UTC
Of all the things you could be as the overlord of scope ...
... you choose to be an idiot.

That's not only a waste, but also daft. Sorry.

Ladies of New Eden YC 117 by Indahmawar Fazmarai

Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!

Diana Kim > AND THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED!!
Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#12 - 2014-12-21 00:36:51 UTC
Sol Project wrote:
Of all the things you could be as the overlord of scope ...
... you choose to be an idiot.

That's not only a waste, but also daft. Sorry.


You forget sweet Sol

Im an idiot like a fox!!...um wait...

damn YOU SMELLY FACE!

The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be
Sol Project
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#13 - 2014-12-21 00:53:46 UTC
Vapor Ventrillian wrote:
Sol Project wrote:
Of all the things you could be as the overlord of scope ...
... you choose to be an idiot.

That's not only a waste, but also daft. Sorry.


You forget sweet Sol

Im an idiot like a fox!!...um wait...

damn YOU SMELLY FACE!
You could at least have given a proper response.


You are doing it right.

You declare yourself overlord and play the idiot,
which helps attracting idiots who you can manipulate into doing what you like them to do.

At some point in time there will be people accepting it,
because you are an idiot who really stands out of the masses.


You didn't invent that technique. It's nothing new. I used it myself, but not as idiot.
Maybe you're an alt, maybe someone told you to do it,
maybe you figured it out all by yourself,
maybe I am seriously shitting you into your cornflakes right now ... doesn't matter.


No.



What matters is your target audience.

Ladies of New Eden YC 117 by Indahmawar Fazmarai

Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!

Diana Kim > AND THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED!!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#14 - 2014-12-21 01:03:32 UTC
Vapor Ventrillian wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Vapor, do you even know who chribba is?


Arnt you chribba!?



Shocked....busted, dam.





(no)

Murderers of Negotiable Motivations

=]|[=
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#15 - 2014-12-21 01:04:24 UTC
Drunk posters, best posters

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Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#16 - 2014-12-21 01:13:29 UTC
Sol Project wrote:
Vapor Ventrillian wrote:
Sol Project wrote:
Of all the things you could be as the overlord of scope ...
... you choose to be an idiot.

That's not only a waste, but also daft. Sorry.


You forget sweet Sol

Im an idiot like a fox!!...um wait...

damn YOU SMELLY FACE!
You could at least have given a proper response.


You are doing it right.

You declare yourself overlord and play the idiot,
which helps attracting idiots who you can manipulate into doing what you like them to do.

At some point in time there will be people accepting it,
because you are an idiot who really stands out of the masses.


You didn't invent that technique. It's nothing new. I used it myself, but not as idiot.
Maybe you're an alt, maybe someone told you to do it,
maybe you figured it out all by yourself,
maybe I am seriously shitting you into your cornflakes right now ... doesn't matter.


No.



What matters is your target audience.


To make Noise is the way of the fool
desiring the simple "like" tool
I try all strategies to find a way
to get all my peeps to start to play

to consider the potential malice
of my impregnable mental palace
is to miss the simple Game
too understand and then to Tame

I will get my npc peeps and change them from care bears too doomkitties

to respond is to give intell away

...plus im 90% ***** and giggles

The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be
Sol Project
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#17 - 2014-12-21 01:27:01 UTC
Vapor Ventrillian wrote:
Sol Project wrote:
Vapor Ventrillian wrote:
Sol Project wrote:
Of all the things you could be as the overlord of scope ...
... you choose to be an idiot.

That's not only a waste, but also daft. Sorry.


You forget sweet Sol

Im an idiot like a fox!!...um wait...

damn YOU SMELLY FACE!
You could at least have given a proper response.


You are doing it right.

You declare yourself overlord and play the idiot,
which helps attracting idiots who you can manipulate into doing what you like them to do.

At some point in time there will be people accepting it,
because you are an idiot who really stands out of the masses.


You didn't invent that technique. It's nothing new. I used it myself, but not as idiot.
Maybe you're an alt, maybe someone told you to do it,
maybe you figured it out all by yourself,
maybe I am seriously shitting you into your cornflakes right now ... doesn't matter.


No.



What matters is your target audience.


To make Noise is the way of the fool
desiring the simple "like" tool
I try all strategies to find a way
to get all my peeps to start to play

to consider the potential malice
of my impregnable mental palace
is to miss the simple Game
too understand and then to Tame

I will get my npc peeps and change them from care bears too doomkitties

to respond is to give intell away

...plus im 90% ***** and giggles

You could at least have some stlandards and aim for quality people.

Kind of a sad reflection of the state of the scope ...
... if you have to play the fool to reach people.


Fools it will be, you will reach ...

Ladies of New Eden YC 117 by Indahmawar Fazmarai

Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!

Diana Kim > AND THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED!!
Ramona McCandless
Silent Vale
LinkNet
#18 - 2014-12-21 02:32:09 UTC
Why haven't you been aborted yet?

"Yea, some dude came in and was normal for first couple months, so I gave him director." - Sean Dunaway

"A singular character could be hired to penetrate another corps space... using gorilla like tactics..." - Chane Morgann
Vapor Ventrillian
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#19 - 2014-12-21 02:39:32 UTC
Ramona McCandless wrote:
Why haven't you been aborted yet?


Im vapor and ergo impossible to destroy...

I wander the void in search for anything that could amuse me....and I've found you...oh dear Twisted

The Evil Overlord of Scope, self elected as all good overlords should be
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#20 - 2014-12-21 02:43:50 UTC
Seeing as that there are only 3 actual players of Eve, and we are all their alts, the OP has a 33.3% chance of actually being Chribba himself..



For shame Chribba.. being a shameless self promoter like that other player who controls 33.3% of the playerbase..

For shame!

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
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