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CODE Agent AC
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#1 - 2014-12-17 07:58:38 UTC
Why do you trick my pallet on your 'light' when clearly we all know that what is not exported clearly is better. I understand that logistics from Zoeterwoude/Amsterdam can be rather complex. But please, can this not be provided where I live.

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-12-17 13:17:35 UTC
CODE Agent AC wrote:
Why do you trick my pallet on your 'light' when clearly we all know that what is not exported clearly is better. I understand that logistics from Zoeterwoude/Amsterdam can be rather complex. But please, can this not be provided where I live.


That is pissbeer. Sam Adams FTW.

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Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#3 - 2014-12-17 15:05:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Omar Alharazaad
Leto Thule wrote:
CODE Agent AC wrote:
Why do you trick my pallet on your 'light' when clearly we all know that what is not exported clearly is better. I understand that logistics from Zoeterwoude/Amsterdam can be rather complex. But please, can this not be provided where I live.


That is pissbeer. Sam Adams FTW.

I am now throwing money at the screen and jamming on the like button as HARD AS I CAN.
Sam Adams is the only American domestic beer worth drinking.
Edit: I may or may not be moderately drunk on Boston Lager at the moment.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#4 - 2014-12-17 15:46:49 UTC
Update. I am now definably drunk upon the lager of the Boston now. Fedos worldwide tremble in terror. Pet shops bar thy doors. Also, I appear to be actively scanning for mobile tractor units for some nefarious porpoise.
I do contract out for evil dolphins whenever possible.
the narwhals wont talk to me anymore.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Paranoid Loyd
#5 - 2014-12-17 16:40:23 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Nefarious porpoise.

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Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#6 - 2014-12-17 16:49:56 UTC  |  Edited by: Omar Alharazaad
THAT GUY OWES ME MONEY!
EDIT: I really do feel sorry for those folks who lack a sense of humor.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-12-17 16:53:19 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Update. I am now definably drunk upon the lager of the Boston now. Fedos worldwide tremble in terror. Pet shops bar thy doors. Also, I appear to be actively scanning for mobile tractor units for some nefarious porpoise.
I do contract out for evil dolphins whenever possible.
the narwhals wont talk to me anymore.


Ironically I'm drinking winter lager... Yes its Wednesday morning. I called out today so I could go see the hobbit.

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Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#8 - 2014-12-17 17:00:03 UTC
It's not winter for another three days! I'm a third shifter, so drinking in the morning is completely socially acceptable... and I'll happily knife anyone who says otherwise.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#9 - 2014-12-17 17:05:53 UTC  |  Edited by: Omar Alharazaad
momentary musings. is it chicks with dicks? or is it dudes with boobs?
I can never tell the two apart.
This is what happens when I'm allowed near the internet after a twelvepack.

EDIT: Coma time. Racing towards a new hangover.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2014-12-17 18:07:16 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Nefarious porpoise.


I would like to thank whoever made that picture. I was so dearly hoping it was a thing, and it was.

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Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2014-12-17 18:09:14 UTC
It makes me so sad that I cannot drink beer anymore. Celiac ftl. I loved my beer, and there were so many I had not yet tried. Like the Dark Lord Russian Imperial Ale. That one might be worth the month of agony it would cause me.

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Daemon Ceed
Ice Fire Warriors
#12 - 2014-12-18 23:02:15 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
CODE Agent AC wrote:
Why do you trick my pallet on your 'light' when clearly we all know that what is not exported clearly is better. I understand that logistics from Zoeterwoude/Amsterdam can be rather complex. But please, can this not be provided where I live.


That is pissbeer. Sam Adams FTW.


Sam Adams is swill. You should try some of the microbrews we have in Portland and California. I'm especially a fan of "Oral Pleasure" and "Crazy Stupid B!tch" from Reckless Brewing in San Diego.
Tora Bushido
The Marmite Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#13 - 2014-12-18 23:26:43 UTC
CODE Agent AC wrote:
Why do you trick my pallet on your 'light' when clearly we all know that what is not exported clearly is better. I understand that logistics from Zoeterwoude/Amsterdam can be rather complex. But please, can this not be provided where I live.
I can walk to that factory if you wish Blink

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2014-12-20 06:02:10 UTC
Daemon Ceed wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
CODE Agent AC wrote:
Why do you trick my pallet on your 'light' when clearly we all know that what is not exported clearly is better. I understand that logistics from Zoeterwoude/Amsterdam can be rather complex. But please, can this not be provided where I live.


That is pissbeer. Sam Adams FTW.


Sam Adams is swill. You should try some of the microbrews we have in Portland and California. I'm especially a fan of "Oral Pleasure" and "Crazy Stupid B!tch" from Reckless Brewing in San Diego.


Given the option I'll always go with the local brews. Sam is just the only beer produced nationally that I'll drink if a fine dark porter or stout is not available.

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2014-12-20 06:03:10 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
It makes me so sad that I cannot drink beer anymore. Celiac ftl. I loved my beer, and there were so many I had not yet tried. Like the Dark Lord Russian Imperial Ale. That one might be worth the month of agony it would cause me.


You have my sympathies, my esteemed cohort.

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