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Shaedyn
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#1 - 2014-12-16 04:14:13 UTC
I'm sick of the jerks in Bleaklands LowSec. I want them destroyed. Offering contracts based on ISK destroyed. Target is "Did He Say Jump" with double pay for killing those asses in Death by Design. I want all their alliance destroyed. They are based in Kamela and have Cap support.

SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-12-16 05:26:15 UTC
Shaedyn wrote:
I'm sick of the jerks in Bleaklands LowSec. I want them destroyed. Offering contracts based on ISK destroyed. Target is "Did He Say Jump" with double pay for killing those asses in Death by Design. I want all their alliance destroyed. They are based in Kamela and have Cap support.

SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY.


I know college students who would beerbong these tears.

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412nv Yaken
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-12-18 03:20:38 UTC
Shaedyn wrote:
I'm sick of the jerks in Bleaklands LowSec. I want them destroyed. Offering contracts based on ISK destroyed. Target is "Did He Say Jump" with double pay for killing those asses in Death by Design. I want all their alliance destroyed. They are based in Kamela and have Cap support.

SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY.


Oh he mad.

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#4 - 2014-12-18 12:53:58 UTC
412nv Yaken wrote:
Oh he mad.



Yepyep.

Also, to OP.......if you are actually serious, go talk to Chribba and have him handle the actual bounty....otherwise no-one, and I do mean NO-ONE, is going to take you seriously.

Oh, and thank you for the tears. they are tasty and delicious...:)

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And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

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Shaedyn
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
#5 - 2014-12-18 15:03:55 UTC
Ok I calmed down a bit... I'm still mad though. I have been doing incursions since they came out and have a LOT of ISK. What kind of bounty would I be looking at to get something like this done?
Eldwinn
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-12-18 19:24:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Eldwinn
Show me on the doll where pred elite touched you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TvoebMYURw
Jerry T Pepridge
Meta Game Analysis and Investment INC.
#7 - 2014-12-18 19:35:28 UTC
now THIS is a thread.

also, inb4 code circlejerk

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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-12-18 21:34:49 UTC
Jerry T Pepridge wrote:
now THIS is a thread.

also, inb4 code circlejerk

You rang? Why should we care on this one?

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Damnskippy
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#9 - 2014-12-19 03:15:28 UTC
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:
Jerry T Pepridge wrote:
now THIS is a thread.

also, inb4 code circlejerk

You rang? Why should we care on this one?


Cuz GRRRR Code?
Skandel
Doomheim
#10 - 2014-12-19 11:18:55 UTC
Seraph IX Basarab
Outer Path
Seraphim Division
#11 - 2014-12-19 19:02:00 UTC