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Shut up Anslo

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Andreus Ixiris
Center for Advanced Studies
Gallente Federation
#61 - 2014-12-17 05:59:19 UTC
I will rap battle anyone who says anything bad about Anskek. He is the chemo that is curing C&P.

Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.

Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.

Andreus Ixiris > ...

Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
Liuni Kalthis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#62 - 2014-12-17 06:00:08 UTC
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
I will rap battle anyone who says anything bad about Anskek. He is the chemo that is curing C&P.


wat
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#63 - 2014-12-17 06:00:11 UTC
Lot of very pretty boys in Anslo's corp.

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Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Brylan Grey
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#64 - 2014-12-17 06:00:59 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
Lot of very pretty boys in Anslo's corp.


<3 <3 <3
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#65 - 2014-12-17 06:00:59 UTC
Liuni Kalthis wrote:
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
I will rap battle anyone who says anything bad about Anskek. He is the chemo that is curing C&P.


wat

And girls.

🍌

Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Liuni Kalthis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#66 - 2014-12-17 06:01:29 UTC
Candi LeMew wrote:
Liuni Kalthis wrote:
Andreus Ixiris wrote:
I will rap battle anyone who says anything bad about Anskek. He is the chemo that is curing C&P.


wat

And girls.



We need an adult.....ANSLO ABANDON SHIP
Carmen Electra
AlcoDOTTE
Test Alliance Please Ignore
#67 - 2014-12-17 06:03:09 UTC
What do I have to do to get a thread like this dedicated to me?

Bacon makes us stronger
Saede Riordan
Alexylva Paradox
#68 - 2014-12-17 06:03:57 UTC
Anslo waited. The cynnos above him blinked and sparked out of the space. There were goons in the station. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Scope Space Comanand were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Anslo was a space captain for fourteen minutes. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to spacedad “I want to be the ships spacedaddy.”
Spacedad said “No! You will BE KILL BY GOON”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the Scope New he knew there were goon.
“This is Scope” the radio crackered. “You must fight the goons!”
So Anslo gotted his newtron balster and blew up the gate.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the goons
“I will shoot at him” said the cybergoon and he fired the rocket kestrals. Anslo plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the station fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the goons” he shouted
The radio said “No, Anslo. You are the goons”
And then Anslo was a sansha.

Fear and Loathing in Internet Spaceships
Anslo
Scope Works
#69 - 2014-12-17 06:04:04 UTC
What in the actual ****.

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Klapen
Crab Labs
Premium Quality Ohio River Crabs
#70 - 2014-12-17 06:05:46 UTC
Anslo.

WHAT IS LOVE, BABY DONT HURT ME

DONT HURT ME

NO MORE

DA DADADADA DA DA DADADA

WHAT IS LOVE

GIVE ME A SIGN

Klapen.com
Candi LeMew
Division 13
#71 - 2014-12-17 06:06:10 UTC
Anslo give Brylan my number.

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Remember... in Anoikis Bob Is Always Watching...

"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
Liuni Kalthis
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#72 - 2014-12-17 06:07:01 UTC
Saede Riordan wrote:
Anslo waited. The cynnos above him blinked and sparked out of the space. There were goons in the station. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Scope Space Comanand were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Anslo was a space captain for fourteen minutes. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to spacedad “I want to be the ships spacedaddy.”
Spacedad said “No! You will BE KILL BY GOON”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the Scope New he knew there were goon.
“This is Scope” the radio crackered. “You must fight the goons!”
So Anslo gotted his newtron balster and blew up the gate.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the goons
“I will shoot at him” said the cybergoon and he fired the rocket kestrals. Anslo plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the station fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the goons” he shouted
The radio said “No, Anslo. You are the goons”
And then Anslo was a sansha.



Well crap, guess we are joining pyre
Anslo
Scope Works
#73 - 2014-12-17 06:08:45 UTC
I DON'T KNOW
WHY YOU'RE NOT THERE
I GIVE YOU MY LOVE BUT YOOOU DON'T CARE
SO WHAT IS RIGHT
WHAT IS WRONG
GIVE ME A SIGN

[center]-_For the Proveldtariat_/-[/center]
Rhisy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#74 - 2014-12-17 06:11:26 UTC
You people are weird.
ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors
#75 - 2014-12-17 06:28:34 UTC
Liuni Kalthis wrote:
I honestly don't know how you can even stay on this game or say you have friends or even a CEO.

Oh... that's simple.

He's following my guide to become a Warlord to the letter!

Quote:
Step 1: Project a persona that is crazy yet mostly likeable. We're talking the kind of "crazy yet likeable" that builds pseudo-cults.

Step 2: Create an "inner circle" of people that can support, cheer lead, or (at the very least) tolerate your colorful, yet predictable insanity. Just make sure that they are all within "leg breaking distance" in real life (or buy them a few beers... whichever is less messy).

Step 3: Accept that not everyone will like you and punish offenders accordingly.

Step 4: Never bite off more than you can chew. At the same time, never make promises you can't keep. Failure reeks of weakness (unless you can make that weakness your strength).

Step 5: Delegate, delegate, delegate. Being a warlord means you will be busy most of the time making threats and being insane. If you can accomplish a task by sending a rookie into the fire... do it. No need to get your own hands messy.

Step 6: Keep things interesting for everyone. Have your close supporters bring in or build a bunch of ships for "suicide fleets" or kill an underling/ally in dishonorable combat... just because.

Step 7: Money is power. Make shrewd deals with allies and enemies alike... just make sure your "inner circle" is aware of these deals.

Step 8: Quash all dissension and consolidate your power. Make an example of anyone who questions your authority... preferably in the most colorful way you can (who says using capitals to gank a lone industrial is overkill?).

How did you Veterans start?
mr ed thehouseofed
Pator Tech School
Minmatar Republic
#76 - 2014-12-17 06:30:37 UTC
Carmen Electra wrote:
What do I have to do to get a thread like this dedicated to me?



you need to say **** alot and maybe this word **** this helps to ***** and say wat alot Big smile

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Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#77 - 2014-12-17 06:35:16 UTC
Carmen Electra wrote:
What do I have to do to get a thread like this dedicated to me?

You need to be a nerdy scrub.

Anslo fits the criteria perfectly.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#78 - 2014-12-17 07:11:28 UTC
Holy ****.

The douchemeter downright ******* exploded!

But seriously. Super seriously.

Shut the **** up anslo.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#79 - 2014-12-17 07:21:11 UTC
This is what happens when you leave the liquor cabinet unlocked.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
CODE Agent AC
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#80 - 2014-12-17 07:52:16 UTC
I accept all confrontations that have been set forth. As honor goes I have choice. Sunset. pistols.... wait where is this thread going again? I thought this was about the recent change of Veld being 7% larger and that I recently just sung a duet with Jay-Z. Give me a couple while I consume copious amounts of illicit narcotics to attempt to delve into this.

Edit: I appear that drinking brake fluid is not considered an illicit narcotic. I am sorry that I might have misled anyone.)

The Artist Formerly Known As AC. 

The terminal end of the digestive system. 

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