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A Classic EVE Tale

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Quanah Comanche
#1 - 2014-12-13 23:38:09 UTC
Found some "Renegade Armada" shares in my wallet and it took me back.......................

http://killgaming.uk/?page_id=24
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#2 - 2014-12-14 02:10:38 UTC
This thread has been moved to Crime & Punishment.

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Qn'qura Zalas Zula
Doomheim
#3 - 2014-12-14 04:39:38 UTC
Who the hell hands out Director roles to all and sundry. Shocked
Oh well Pirate

Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance

Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#4 - 2014-12-14 06:20:06 UTC
I remembered my RA shares a while back when I got a wardec notification! Lol
Orlacc
#5 - 2014-12-14 18:12:15 UTC
One of my favorite old episodes. Wondering what became of Holeysheet and Jerry RIn!

"Measure Twice, Cut Once."

BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#6 - 2014-12-14 18:30:25 UTC
Orlacc wrote:
One of my favorite old episodes. Wondering what became of Holeysheet and Jerry RIn!

Jerry was banned in the 9/10 ban wave. =(

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Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#7 - 2014-12-14 18:42:26 UTC
Oh boi, much fun was had.

So am I getting it right like this;
Holey opens his corp/wh to you.
You ask roles and receive them promptly.
You maybe steal some crap(?)
Holey says something like 'meh, lessons learned'.
You make a website of it and proceed to drag that dead horse out of the grave every couple of months to have a little circlejerk with your fellow plebians pretending (God, please be pretending) it's the greatest thing that happened to you since velcro diapers.

Amazing.

gg

D.

Bear


Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-12-14 19:07:08 UTC
Qn'qura Zalas Zula wrote:
Who the hell hands out Director roles to all and sundry. Shocked
Oh well Pirate


Holeysheet1

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Skandel
Doomheim
#9 - 2014-12-15 08:50:19 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Oh boi, much fun was had.

So am I getting it right like this;
Holey opens his corp/wh to you.
You ask roles and receive them promptly.
You maybe steal some crap(?)
Holey says something like 'meh, lessons learned'.
You make a website of it and proceed to drag that dead horse out of the grave every couple of months to have a little circlejerk with your fellow plebians pretending (God, please be pretending) it's the greatest thing that happened to you since velcro diapers.

Amazing.

gg

D.

Bear





Well, when you're 40 and still living in mom's spare room, this kinda stuff's important.
McChicken Combo HalfMayo
The Happy Meal
#10 - 2014-12-15 21:49:28 UTC  |  Edited by: McChicken Combo HalfMayo
Orlacc wrote:
One of my favorite old episodes. Wondering what became of Holeysheet and Jerry RIn!

That hard to check killboards? P

HoleySheet1 is part of Marmite, but same guy? https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1487341

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2014-12-15 23:01:59 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Oh boi, much fun was had.

So am I getting it right like this;
Holey opens his corp/wh to you.
You ask roles and receive them promptly.
You maybe steal some crap(?)
Holey says something like 'meh, lessons learned'.
You make a website of it and proceed to drag that dead horse out of the grave every couple of months to have a little circlejerk with your fellow plebians pretending (God, please be pretending) it's the greatest thing that happened to you since velcro diapers.

Amazing.

gg

D.

Bear


Holey said lots more than "Meh, lessons learned". If that were the content of the website, it wouldnt be funny at all.

But some stories dont get old, and this sure is one of them.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#12 - 2014-12-16 11:41:23 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Danalee wrote:
Oh boi, much fun was had.

So am I getting it right like this;
Holey opens his corp/wh to you.
You ask roles and receive them promptly.
You maybe steal some crap(?)
Holey says something like 'meh, lessons learned'.
You make a website of it and proceed to drag that dead horse out of the grave every couple of months to have a little circlejerk with your fellow plebians pretending (God, please be pretending) it's the greatest thing that happened to you since velcro diapers.

Amazing.

gg


Holey said lots more than "Meh, lessons learned". If that were the content of the website, it wouldnt be funny at all.

But some stories dont get old, and this sure is one of them.


Et tu Leto?
I always thought your tastes were less... pubescent.
How wrong I was.

Oh well, as with everything beauty is in the eye of the beholders. For me the story is so so but the people getting a hard on over it every couple of months appear to be rather sad individuals.

D.

Bear

Proud member of the Somalian Coast Guard Authority

Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-12-16 12:14:07 UTC
Danalee wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Danalee wrote:
Oh boi, much fun was had.

So am I getting it right like this;
Holey opens his corp/wh to you.
You ask roles and receive them promptly.
You maybe steal some crap(?)
Holey says something like 'meh, lessons learned'.
You make a website of it and proceed to drag that dead horse out of the grave every couple of months to have a little circlejerk with your fellow plebians pretending (God, please be pretending) it's the greatest thing that happened to you since velcro diapers.

Amazing.

gg


Holey said lots more than "Meh, lessons learned". If that were the content of the website, it wouldnt be funny at all.

But some stories dont get old, and this sure is one of them.


Et tu Leto?
I always thought your tastes were less... pubescent.
How wrong I was.

Oh well, as with everything beauty is in the eye of the beholders. For me the story is so so but the people getting a hard on over it every couple of months appear to be rather sad individuals.

D.

Bear


Awwww come on. Its not like I'm pissing myself in hysteria or anything...but...

Those chat logs...

Those mails...

You didn't laugh at all??

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment

Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#14 - 2014-12-16 13:09:57 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
I laughed a bit, sure. Back in the day when I read it.
All sides in the "story" were equally funny in different ways.

Now, however, only the ones who can't let it go are funny, in a sad way.
That's all I'm saying.

There are thousands of better, more funny and more recent stories to be enjoyed. It's a shame the people responsible for this one can't get over themselves and make more.
I should say couldn't... from what I see the supposedly ironic statement at the end came true;Well its been a good run for Lead Farmers but it looks like we screwed with the wrong guy this time. Its been nice while it lasted o7

D.

Bear

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Member and Juror of the Court of Crime and Punishment

Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2014-12-16 23:12:28 UTC
Well if lead farmers suffered a defeat of sorts, I'm pretty sure it wasn't orchestrated by the mind of holey.

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#16 - 2014-12-17 13:00:38 UTC
Lead Farmers never get old...:)

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.

Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#17 - 2014-12-17 23:45:26 UTC
Stupid, who cares, over done with, danlee still white knighting as usual.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

Danalee
A Blessed Bean
Pandemic Horde
#18 - 2014-12-18 09:31:04 UTC  |  Edited by: Danalee
Saeger1737 wrote:
Stupid, who cares, over done with, danlee still white knighting as usual.


And you white knighting for me little Saegert, nice!
It's a Christmas miracle!


D.

Bear

Edit: Saegert dearest little troll, it's not like you've never sent any mails you were sorry about is it?
I'll refresh your memory with a teaser:
Saeger1737 wrote:
Being harass by *** on his stupid forum alt for 2weeks now, but you getting pissed when I call him out or make reference to the war in august you jump down my throat, having no idea because you didn't take anytime to see it from my side... But if *** says I can't be trusted and I've been doing a job for a client who will remain nameless for his protection by the he's very very pleased. Then whatever, but when the secrit wars start I'll play either side that holds my favor, because I don't need your money I wasn't making any profit, so I can easily rat yea out, and since I've got no loyality to marmite I hope it all burns down around *** when the collation comes again.Have fun. Choose what you want to believe by checking your sources first, might want to read miko mins posts before you judge me for defending my corp and myself.

Formatting is 100% original Saegert. More available on demand.

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