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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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Toretto Riddick
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11381 - 2014-12-15 17:46:26 UTC
Sorry I don't remember anything from last night.....was it at least a meh experience?
Ryuske Shihari
RS Industrial
#11382 - 2014-12-15 18:25:31 UTC
Whatever you put in my ***, please help me take it out

Keep calm and KITTEN! Proudly part of Graycember!
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#11383 - 2014-12-15 18:40:39 UTC
I thought you like it when I put things up your ass.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Kaaeliaa
Tyrannos Sunset
#11384 - 2014-12-15 20:54:02 UTC
Oh Tilde, I like everything you do. <3

"Do not lift the veil. Do not show the door. Do not split the dream."
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11385 - 2014-12-15 21:10:01 UTC
Oh yes? Please, let me take my notepad and tell me, tell me...
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#11386 - 2014-12-16 12:18:18 UTC
*takes the notepad away*

I firmly believe that actions speak louder than words.

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11387 - 2014-12-16 12:22:08 UTC
Oh, am I not a slow learner? (*^_^*) I think I'll need several review lessons...
Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11388 - 2014-12-16 12:56:37 UTC
We will begin the lesson with the dawn of agriculture. Please do not **** Mr. McNally while I am speaking.
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#11389 - 2014-12-16 14:27:39 UTC
This euphemism is unknown to me. Is that like sowing your wild oats in my fertile valley?
Yiole Gionglao
#11390 - 2014-12-16 14:33:36 UTC
Hey, don't dictate so fast, I didn't finish school... sort of it...

*types, slowly*

Is... that... like... sowing (does that have an w or a v?) your... wild... oats... (what?)

*raises an arm*

What was after "wild"?

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#11391 - 2014-12-16 14:34:57 UTC
Don't worry, hon. I'll demonstrate. Smile

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Yiole Gionglao
#11392 - 2014-12-16 14:44:58 UTC
*I'VE SEEN HIM FIRST B*****S! GET OFF MY HQ!!*

Oh hi Mr. McNally... what fortunate accident that we're alone for practice, tee hee...

Roses are red / Violets are blue / I am an alpha / And so it's you
Saint Celeste
Doomheim
#11393 - 2014-12-16 14:54:46 UTC
be fortunate it wasn't only a dream .....*pinches self* ....nope it seems i was dreaming. Big smile
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#11394 - 2014-12-16 15:00:13 UTC
What was that you were saying?
Toretto Riddick
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11395 - 2014-12-16 16:54:59 UTC
Oh good, neither of us took off our goggles or sunglasses.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11396 - 2014-12-16 19:45:36 UTC
Pssst, pssst... I am over here. And now you owe me a new armchair.
Lachesiss
Perkone
Caldari State
#11397 - 2014-12-17 08:34:11 UTC
Great fun breaking the dinning table last night

On the third day after your birth myself and my sister's will come to you and decide your fate.
Random McNally
Stay Frosty.
A Band Apart.
#11398 - 2014-12-17 12:34:00 UTC
I'll buy lots more furniture if that wildcat side returns.

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Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11399 - 2014-12-17 13:47:37 UTC
Huh... Ikea? Truly?
Laudenum Hayes
Lucifer's Hammer
A Band Apart.
#11400 - 2014-12-17 14:28:41 UTC
Thats only because he's cheap and has no taste in furniture.

I, on the other hand, have expensive and sophisticated tastes. Now, lets talk about how you taste.