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Robert Sawyer
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-12-12 22:17:15 UTC  |  Edited by: Robert Sawyer
North of Jita, there is a lowsec system called Taisy. This leads to some nullsec systems, which ultimately bring you to the system of C2X-M5, of a -0.4 security status. "Pfft, it's nullsec! What could happen to me besides some harmless bubbles?"
This is what can happen to you.
Up in C2X-M5, there is this crazy guy called G Rod. The G is for Gay (literally, read his description, he says it himself). What's insane about this dude is his killboard. Over 590 billion ISK in kills (about 23 Titan-class ship blueprint originals). Only 75 billion lost. What the... It makes you think that he must be some kind of deranged killer!
G Rod loves his ships, and he usually flies a Nereus and a Sabre. He usually camps in the system all day, waits for rookie mining ships to come, and then he warps in to the belt, drops a bubble and BAM. You're toast. His fit causes 214 DPS, and he's got a tank of 10k EHP.
This thread is a kind of warning to newbies and inexperienced adventurers. Seriously, I tried to kill this guy and I got raped. He attacks with deadly precision, and when he drops that bubble you know you are f*cked. If you're trying to get into Tribute from Jita, stay away from C2X-M5 and take the longer, safer route. You thought your 3 month old corp mate is good at PvP? Cross paths with G Rod and you will get chopped up.

Warning: G Rod also travels to neighbouring nullsec systems. If you see him, cloak up and pray to God that he doesn't find you. If he finds you in his belts, well then...

Fly safe!

Edit: Here is his killboard:
https://zkillboard.com/character/1348134779/

"And when, at last, the moment is yours, that agony will become your greatest triumph."
Sibyyl
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-12-12 22:21:51 UTC

G Rod's publicity agent spotted.

Joffy Aulx-Gao for CSM. Fix links and OGB. Ban stabs from plexes. Fulfill karmic justice.
Sol Project
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#3 - 2014-12-12 22:21:55 UTC
Butthurt.

Ladies of New Eden YC 117 by Indahmawar Fazmarai

Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!

Diana Kim > AND THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED!!
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#4 - 2014-12-12 22:22:13 UTC
Sounds like someone is having a gay old time in Tribute. Good for him.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
Robert Sawyer
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#5 - 2014-12-12 22:23:28 UTC
Sibyyl wrote:

G Rod's publicity agent spotted.



Oh fine, then go ahead and go to C2X-M5.

"And when, at last, the moment is yours, that agony will become your greatest triumph."
Sol Project
Shitt Outta Luck - GANKING4GOOD
#6 - 2014-12-12 22:39:21 UTC
Robert Sawyer wrote:
Sibyyl wrote:

G Rod's publicity agent spotted.



Oh fine, then go ahead and go to C2X-M5.

The difference is that ...

When Sibyyl does it, she won't get killed.


Ladies of New Eden YC 117 by Indahmawar Fazmarai

Warning: NSFW! Barely legal girls in underwear!

Diana Kim > AND THIS IS WHY THE FEDERATION MUST BE DESTROYED!!
Gallowmere Rorschach
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#7 - 2014-12-12 22:54:31 UTC
So, since he blew up your ship, I assume that making this thread was the ransom for letting your pod go.
Marsha Mallow
#8 - 2014-12-12 22:58:01 UTC
Robert Sawyer wrote:
Only 75 billion lost. What the...

Shocked

Ripard Teg > For the morons in the room:

Sweets > U can dd my face any day
Mharius Skjem
Guardians of the Underworld
#9 - 2014-12-12 23:41:31 UTC
Robert Sawyer wrote:
North of Jita, there is a lowsec system called Taisy. This leads to some nullsec systems, which ultimately bring you to the system of C2X-M5, of a -0.4 security status. "Pfft, it's nullsec! What could happen to me besides some harmless bubbles?"
This is what can happen to you.
Up in C2X-M5, there is this crazy guy called G Rod. The G is for Gay (literally, read his description, he says it himself). What's insane about this dude is his killboard. Over 590 billion ISK in kills (about 23 Titan-class ship blueprint originals). Only 75 billion lost. What the... It makes you think that he must be some kind of deranged killer!
G Rod loves his ships, and he usually flies a Nereus and a Sabre. He usually camps in the system all day, waits for rookie mining ships to come, and then he warps in to the belt, drops a bubble and BAM. You're toast. His fit causes 214 DPS, and he's got a tank of 10k EHP.
This thread is a kind of warning to newbies and inexperienced adventurers. Seriously, I tried to kill this guy and I got raped. He attacks with deadly precision, and when he drops that bubble you know you are f*cked. If you're trying to get into Tribute from Jita, stay away from C2X-M5 and take the longer, safer route. You thought your 3 month old corp mate is good at PvP? Cross paths with G Rod and you will get chopped up.

Warning: G Rod also travels to neighbouring nullsec systems. If you see him, cloak up and pray to God that he doesn't find you. If he finds you in his belts, well then...

Fly safe!

Edit: Here is his killboard:
https://zkillboard.com/character/1348134779/


Like anybody gives a ****, there's plenty of people like him in New Eden, assuming he's not your alt.

A recovering btter vet,  with a fresh toon and a determination to like everything that CCP does to Eve...

Don't take me too seriously though, I like to tease a bit on the forums, but that's only because I love you...
Quanah Comanche
#10 - 2014-12-12 23:52:37 UTC
With 214 DPS I will be steering clear!


Good PR by alt though! Lonely out there?
ISD Ezwal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
ISD Alliance
#11 - 2014-12-12 23:54:30 UTC
This thread has been moved to Crime & Punishment.

ISD Ezwal Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-12-13 00:04:00 UTC  |  Edited by: Leto Thule
Welcome to the thunderdome, female dogs!


Edited for sissified filter

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-12-13 02:45:37 UTC
Robert Sawyer wrote:
North of Jita, there is a lowsec system called Taisy. This leads to some nullsec systems, which ultimately bring you to the system of C2X-M5, of a -0.4 security status. "Pfft, it's nullsec! What could happen to me besides some harmless bubbles?"
This is what can happen to you.
Up in C2X-M5, there is this crazy guy called G Rod. The G is for Gay (literally, read his description, he says it himself). What's insane about this dude is his killboard. Over 590 billion ISK in kills (about 23 Titan-class ship blueprint originals). Only 75 billion lost. What the... It makes you think that he must be some kind of deranged killer!
G Rod loves his ships, and he usually flies a Nereus and a Sabre. He usually camps in the system all day, waits for rookie mining ships to come, and then he warps in to the belt, drops a bubble and BAM. You're toast. His fit causes 214 DPS, and he's got a tank of 10k EHP.
This thread is a kind of warning to newbies and inexperienced adventurers. Seriously, I tried to kill this guy and I got raped. He attacks with deadly precision, and when he drops that bubble you know you are f*cked. If you're trying to get into Tribute from Jita, stay away from C2X-M5 and take the longer, safer route. You thought your 3 month old corp mate is good at PvP? Cross paths with G Rod and you will get chopped up.

Warning: G Rod also travels to neighbouring nullsec systems. If you see him, cloak up and pray to God that he doesn't find you. If he finds you in his belts, well then...

Fly safe!

Edit: Here is his killboard:
https://zkillboard.com/character/1348134779/


So, where do I start....

First off, G Rod and you = same player. That's obvious.

Secondly, killboard stats don't mean jack, especially if he shot a few glancing hits on a titan in some obscure nullsec fleet action.

Third... "North" of Jita? Wut?

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Dornlin Labiani
Hedion University
Amarr Empire
#14 - 2014-12-13 05:02:20 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Robert Sawyer wrote:
North of Jita, there is a lowsec system called Taisy. This leads to some nullsec systems, which ultimately bring you to the system of C2X-M5, of a -0.4 security status. "Pfft, it's nullsec! What could happen to me besides some harmless bubbles?"
This is what can happen to you.
Up in C2X-M5, there is this crazy guy called G Rod. The G is for Gay (literally, read his description, he says it himself). What's insane about this dude is his killboard. Over 590 billion ISK in kills (about 23 Titan-class ship blueprint originals). Only 75 billion lost. What the... It makes you think that he must be some kind of deranged killer!
G Rod loves his ships, and he usually flies a Nereus and a Sabre. He usually camps in the system all day, waits for rookie mining ships to come, and then he warps in to the belt, drops a bubble and BAM. You're toast. His fit causes 214 DPS, and he's got a tank of 10k EHP.
This thread is a kind of warning to newbies and inexperienced adventurers. Seriously, I tried to kill this guy and I got raped. He attacks with deadly precision, and when he drops that bubble you know you are f*cked. If you're trying to get into Tribute from Jita, stay away from C2X-M5 and take the longer, safer route. You thought your 3 month old corp mate is good at PvP? Cross paths with G Rod and you will get chopped up.

Warning: G Rod also travels to neighbouring nullsec systems. If you see him, cloak up and pray to God that he doesn't find you. If he finds you in his belts, well then...

Fly safe!

Edit: Here is his killboard:
https://zkillboard.com/character/1348134779/


So, where do I start....

First off, G Rod and you = same player. That's obvious.

Secondly, killboard stats don't mean jack, especially if he shot a few glancing hits on a titan in some obscure nullsec fleet action.

Third... "North" of Jita? Wut?


I'm still choking on 215 DPS and 10,000 EHP. Truly Elite.
Kaea Astridsson
Hoplite Brigade
Ushra'Khan
#15 - 2014-12-13 08:29:12 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Third... "North" of Jita? Wut?


C'mon man, didn't you get the memo - space got a north pole now!

Personally I think OP is just trying to stop us all from finding Santa.

Get on Comms, or die typing.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-12-13 16:41:34 UTC
Kaea Astridsson wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Third... "North" of Jita? Wut?


C'mon man, didn't you get the memo - space got a north pole now!

Personally I think OP is just trying to stop us all from finding Santa.


That...... BASTARD.

Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#17 - 2014-12-13 17:56:20 UTC
Good lord, the ishkur I use for flipping, which is subpar mind you , still puts out about 275 dps... and dies 25% of the time to pve fit bears. Now you tell me 215 is scary? mind is freaking blown.
Sadly at the moment that is the only part of me being blown.

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Sista Slade
Nano-Tech Experiments
#18 - 2014-12-13 18:11:09 UTC
Dornlin Labiani wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Robert Sawyer wrote:
North of Jita, there is a lowsec system called Taisy. This leads to some nullsec systems, which ultimately bring you to the system of C2X-M5, of a -0.4 security status. "Pfft, it's nullsec! What could happen to me besides some harmless bubbles?"
This is what can happen to you.
Up in C2X-M5, there is this crazy guy called G Rod. The G is for Gay (literally, read his description, he says it himself). What's insane about this dude is his killboard. Over 590 billion ISK in kills (about 23 Titan-class ship blueprint originals). Only 75 billion lost. What the... It makes you think that he must be some kind of deranged killer!
G Rod loves his ships, and he usually flies a Nereus and a Sabre. He usually camps in the system all day, waits for rookie mining ships to come, and then he warps in to the belt, drops a bubble and BAM. You're toast. His fit causes 214 DPS, and he's got a tank of 10k EHP.
This thread is a kind of warning to newbies and inexperienced adventurers. Seriously, I tried to kill this guy and I got raped. He attacks with deadly precision, and when he drops that bubble you know you are f*cked. If you're trying to get into Tribute from Jita, stay away from C2X-M5 and take the longer, safer route. You thought your 3 month old corp mate is good at PvP? Cross paths with G Rod and you will get chopped up.

Warning: G Rod also travels to neighbouring nullsec systems. If you see him, cloak up and pray to God that he doesn't find you. If he finds you in his belts, well then...

Fly safe!

Edit: Here is his killboard:
https://zkillboard.com/character/1348134779/


So, where do I start....

First off, G Rod and you = same player. That's obvious.

Secondly, killboard stats don't mean jack, especially if he shot a few glancing hits on a titan in some obscure nullsec fleet action.

Third... "North" of Jita? Wut?


I'm still choking on 215 DPS and 10,000 EHP. Truly Elite.


No, that's that other game.
Cheese Crackers
Malfurion Mining
#19 - 2014-12-13 21:44:49 UTC
I think he needs some cheese with his crackers.
d0cTeR9
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#20 - 2014-12-13 23:59:28 UTC
https://zkillboard.com/kill/42998691/

Been around since the beginning.
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