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What would you say if you woke up to the Avatar above you in your bed?

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peacebee
Turian Standings and Loans
#11341 - 2014-12-11 17:47:05 UTC
whats with all these restraints? and who's that guy stripped down and oiling himself?
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#11342 - 2014-12-11 17:48:19 UTC
Never mind him, he's just decoration.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#11343 - 2014-12-11 18:08:14 UTC
What would I say?

I wouldn't be able to. My lips would be too busy.
Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11344 - 2014-12-11 18:21:51 UTC
Perhaps they wouldn't if you would just stop talking and let her **** your brains out.
selket Shihari
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11345 - 2014-12-11 19:04:03 UTC
morning Ragnar..want some coffee?

When life gives you lemons...BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Ragnar Severasse
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#11346 - 2014-12-11 19:19:12 UTC
No thanks, I drink tea. Thanks for the offer though.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11347 - 2014-12-11 20:13:55 UTC
Tea? Wow, what coincidence! That's my cup of tea too! Let's undress and celebrate!
Toretto Riddick
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11348 - 2014-12-11 20:33:35 UTC
Ow my ears....if you must celebrate just make sure you do it at another station.
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11349 - 2014-12-11 21:19:27 UTC
Hush, hush, don't worry... if I remove my shoes (*clap, clap*) and my clothes (*swoosh, swooosh*), I can walk as silently as a kitty. You see?
selket Shihari
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11350 - 2014-12-11 23:13:29 UTC
oh my..let me catch up first

When life gives you lemons...BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#11351 - 2014-12-12 05:28:36 UTC
You take a breather and I'll take a turn with her :p

The Drake is a Lie
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#11352 - 2014-12-12 05:30:02 UTC
Wait, you're not my wife....

-k8

My Fanclub
Katsu Kho
Kho Incorporated
The Lone Space Wolves
#11353 - 2014-12-12 11:57:15 UTC
I'm not your wife either; but I'm not complaining

Katsu Kho

Ambassador of the Jin-Mei Interstellar Space Bushidō council

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selket Shihari
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11354 - 2014-12-12 19:26:41 UTC
well hello there...want some coffee?

When life gives you lemons...BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Indahmawar Fazmarai
#11355 - 2014-12-12 19:56:51 UTC  |  Edited by: Indahmawar Fazmarai
As a matter of fact, my doctor forbids me to drink anything that it's not clear enough to not conntain any blood. So I think i'll go with, huh, apple juice.
Toretto Riddick
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#11356 - 2014-12-12 21:46:19 UTC
Don't have apple juice but have an assortment of purified water brands in the fridge......also.....again?
Scipio Artelius
Weaponised Vegemite
Flying Dangerous
#11357 - 2014-12-12 22:50:18 UTC
Damn. Missed Indahmawar but so close. Nice one Toretto. Want some bacon?
Tilde Duchateau
The Vendunari
End of Life
#11358 - 2014-12-12 22:55:55 UTC
I want your bacon, yes.

Jackhammer subtlety. Bitches love cannons. This Is My Jam.
selket Shihari
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11359 - 2014-12-12 23:01:10 UTC
someone say bacon?

When life gives you lemons...BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Cynter DeVries
Spheroidal Projections
#11360 - 2014-12-13 04:19:50 UTC
Scrambled eggs and French toast for that matter.

Cynter's Law of feature suggestion: Thou shalt not suggest NPCs do something players could do instead.