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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#1 - 2014-12-09 15:16:38 UTC
We need to get a pool going.

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

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Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#2 - 2014-12-09 15:22:57 UTC
Well, I know my confessor lost his shizzle when I told him what I did with that Thai hooker last weekend...
oh, wait. You're talking about something ENTIRELY different, aren't you?

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#3 - 2014-12-09 17:03:39 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Well, I know my confessor lost his shizzle when I told him what I did with that Thai hooker last weekend...
oh, wait. You're talking about something ENTIRELY different, aren't you?


I'm sure a connection can be made with enough imagination
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#4 - 2014-12-09 19:42:48 UTC
Omar dude, you know those voices you hear at night are just tears and raz Messing with you whispering into the air vent right?
You didn't actually do any of those things right....right?!

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Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#5 - 2014-12-09 20:31:32 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Omar dude, you know those voices you hear at night are just tears and raz Messing with you whispering into the air vent right?
You didn't actually do any of those things right....right?!

He did them all, I was there I witnessed the atriocy and I laughed my ass off.

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#6 - 2014-12-09 20:42:43 UTC
Well I certainly know how I'll lose my first one (or two).
that probe bonus has me inclined to see if I can use one for mission flipping.

Yeah I know it's tracking sucks balls( so it can't deal with drones) but outside of that it might actually work.
the gallente one should be a no brainer for it though but I can't resist the urge to try it with the confessor.

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Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#7 - 2014-12-10 03:58:31 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Omar dude, you know those voices you hear at night are just tears and raz Messing with you whispering into the air vent right?
You didn't actually do any of those things right....right?!

Shocked
WHAT?!?

I, uh. Roll I gotta take care of something real quick.
Yeah. Ugh
Um... crap crap crap crap I'm outta hydrofluoric acid.
*scampers off*

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Ryder 'ook
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#8 - 2014-12-10 11:37:49 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Omar dude, you know those voices you hear at night are just tears and raz Messing with you whispering into the air vent right?
You didn't actually do any of those things right....right?!

Shocked
WHAT?!?

I, uh. Roll I gotta take care of something real quick.
Yeah. Ugh
Um... crap crap crap crap I'm outta hydrofluoric acid.
*scampers off*



Use sulfuric acid instead. Neutralization afterwards with NaOH.

Easier to get and much much safer to handle.

Pro Tip: If you want to increase reactivity, add a bit of Hydrogen Peroxide to the acid. But careful so that you don't get a build-up of organic peroxides - they can be explosive upon heat, friction, and shock.

xD

Every atom in our bodies was forged in the furnace of ancient stars - it's time we return home.
Omar Alharazaad
New Eden Tech Support
#9 - 2014-12-10 12:36:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Omar Alharazaad
Super awesome advice, thanks!
Any tips for getting blood stains out of clown pants?
(They're my favorite pair, so I really don't want to part with them) Cool

Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#10 - 2014-12-10 13:00:43 UTC
Shocked

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
Ryder 'ook
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#11 - 2014-12-10 13:20:53 UTC
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Super awesome advice, thanks!
Any tips for getting blood stains out of clown pants?
(They're my favorite pair, so I really don't want to part with them) Cool


Easy.

For fresh stains, always use cold water (hot water will denature the proteins in the blood, making them hard to remove)

For old, dry stains you can mix a paste from fresh lemon juice and salt (a lot of salt and little lemon juice).

Apply, leave to react for about 2 hours, rinse with salt water, wash.

Cheers, your Chemist.

;)

Every atom in our bodies was forged in the furnace of ancient stars - it's time we return home.
Yourmoney Mywallet
Doomheim
#12 - 2014-12-10 16:06:49 UTC
This isn't the RV you're looking for...
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#13 - 2014-12-11 14:55:29 UTC
Ryder 'ook wrote:
Omar Alharazaad wrote:
Super awesome advice, thanks!
Any tips for getting blood stains out of clown pants?
(They're my favorite pair, so I really don't want to part with them) Cool


Easy.

For fresh stains, always use cold water (hot water will denature the proteins in the blood, making them hard to remove)

For old, dry stains you can mix a paste from fresh lemon juice and salt (a lot of salt and little lemon juice).

Apply, leave to react for about 2 hours, rinse with salt water, wash.

Cheers, your Chemist.

;)


This will work but is labor intensive. The quick and easy way is to drop the pants on the body, apply kerosene and a flame source. Kerosene is recommended due to non explosive, it soaks in well before ignition and it burns slow and hot (what's not to like?) This works for anything that is non-porous and flamable - it's not just for clown pants. Cheers.
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#14 - 2014-12-11 16:34:38 UTC
This thread delivers.

Also, physical sciences rock!

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#15 - 2014-12-11 16:37:25 UTC  |  Edited by: Bronson Hughes
Back on topic, I'd wager that the first Confessor loss is a suicide gank in Jita.

I'll toss 10mil into the pool. Whoever guesses closest wins. This thread only. Post your guesses (and any additions to the pool) here. No repeat guesses.

EDIT: Well, that was fast. First Confessor loss here. in Jita, to a Vexor. Uncertain if suicide kill or not. Given that said loss happen after I posted my pool contribution, and that my guess was accurate anyways, I hearby award myself the 10mil I put into the pool. Roll

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Paranoid Loyd
#16 - 2014-12-11 16:42:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Already happened Doesn't look like a suicide gank. At least that was lost to a Vexor, the same person lost another to an incursus 45 min later. Ugh

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#17 - 2014-12-11 16:46:29 UTC  |  Edited by: Bronson Hughes
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Already happened Doesn't look like a suicide gank. At least that was lost to a cruiser, the same person lost another to an incursus 45 min later. Ugh

Yeah, I just saw that. Already edited my post.

As an aside...holy crap, 1 BILLION ISK KB value. Nice.

EDIT: Holy crap, the same pilot lost the first two Confessors in Jita within an hour. Good lord.

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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#18 - 2014-12-11 17:27:54 UTC
I don't think there is a good way to sort km, but thinking back, most of the 'first losses' belong to various goonswarm pilots on the jita undock. I think it's a 'thing' with them.
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#19 - 2014-12-11 17:29:59 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
I don't think there is a good way to sort km, but thinking back, most of the 'first losses' belong to various goonswarm pilots on the jita undock. I think it's a 'thing' with them.


First Confessor kill also looks like a blatant KB padding job, albeit not by Goons.

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Mike Adoulin
Happys Happy Hamster Hunting Club
#20 - 2014-12-12 12:49:29 UTC
grrr goons

Everything in EVE is a trap.

And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)

You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.

Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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