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Introduction
So, i used to run Sudden Buggery. I grew it from a convenience alt corp to a peak of 68 members, garnered 1680 kills, 310 losses, destroyed 100 billion in assets and lost a meagre 20 billion. Good fights, good ganks, good times.

That is now over. I closed the corp when it was going OK, because i didn't want it to turn into the GOP Presidential Nomination race.

Now I am looking for something to do.

Main Body
I have 5 alts, but this is my main. This toon has 74.8M SP all sub-caps, can fly everything except Amarr BS and Gall BLOPS and T2 cruisers. I am training for caps at the moment. I will not link API, or link you shiz on eveboard, my killboard on BC is enough, as is my word. If thats not how you roll, your mother is waiting in bed for you.

My alts range from 45 to 20M SP's and include inudstrialist, prober, POS gunner etc.

I am looking for wormholes, or at least organised lowsec or nullsec corps/alliances who are active, organised (but not OCD national socialists or DNS) and PVP centric. I can make my own ISK, I have over 200 ships and a stack of stolen POS towers which would boggle your mind.

Hisec wardec corps need not reply. No hurf blurf.

I am Australian but play US/AU TZ due to job.

My skills:
- uncanny knack for stealing random stuff floating in space, c.f. officer fit archons, etc
- Experienced small gang FC, w-space, lowsec
- Cunning like a deranged schizophrenic fox
- Hull tanking
- ability to link humorously inappropriate videos on your forum
- Organiser, motivator, but I'm not going to run your corp. Directorships accepted, but no wanky titles. Will also not accept "I did post doctorate in management at Harvard/Yale/da bronx" as an excuse for thinking you are fit to run anything.

Oh, and I will not be checking this thread for replies. If you can't email me an offer you wrote yourself and didn't ****-n-paste then I'm not interested. You can join Sudden Buggery's corp channnel Beggars Bowl or convo me in-game as well. For good enough offers, I can drag in my ex-corpies as well.

Conclusion
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