Crime & Punishment

**WARNING** Contains miners exploding.

After our much successful first ganks, the Great Amalgamation of Naughty Killers decided for thanksgiving, we would share the love across New Eden to untanked industrialists through the use of white hot Antimatter.

And thus, Ganksgiving was born.

Please note, both myself and Ibo are a week old and to that end, we plan on tackling bigger and more tanked T2 ships when our skill set allows us to. Any pointers, both in ganking and video editing, is welcomed as myself and Ibo are very new to both. Thanks for your time in reading and / or watching.

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Great Amalgamation of Naughty Killers.

Our goals are simple:

- To spread awareness of the importance of tanking vessels (correctly tanking) to promote a safer, more enjoyable High Security space for all to enjoy.
- To ensure the safe moving of high value goods through High Security space.
- To teach each pilot, through trial and error, the importance of awareness whilst in High Security space.

Great Amalgamation of Naughty Killers Code of Conduct.

1. Any pilot found to be in search of the perfect yield or the maximised cargo capacity, at the expense of tank, is to be found in violation of the Code of Conduct and thus considered KOS.

2. Officer modules are considered contraband. Any pilot found to be in possession of officer modules will be met with the full force of the law.

3. Any industrial pilot flying an untanked vessel whilst hauling items of significant worth, is to be dealt with accordingly.

4. Any T1 industrial pilot (be they tanked or not) found to be hauling more than 200 Million (200,000,000) ISK is to be dealt with as each individual agent sees fit.

5. All pilots, regardless of race, culture or background, are to be polite and courtious at all times to our agents. Any violation of this will result in a persistant targeting of your operations.

6. Any pilot who has donated Twenty Million to the cause after being shown the error of their ways, is to be given a one time, none refundable, none transferable, pass.

7. Any benefactor of our cause is not to be targeted at any time. (For more information on becoming a benefactor and the perks that you may get, please speak to Ibo or Ironhand. Alternatively, feel free to join our public channel: G-N-K).

Thank you for your reply.

At least we are bringing content to pilots in Eve, which is more than can be said for an obviously butthurt NPC alt.

How much content have you created in your 14 days?

Have a wonderful day

It was a genuine compliment. Now you look silly.

If it truly was a genuine compliment, I sincerely apologise. Tone of comment is hard to judge on the forums so I simply assumed sarcastic tone (after looking at your previous posts). Either way, we are having fun and you (and anyone else) is welcome to join us, when we do this.

does that mean Hulkageddon is back?

I will paraphrase that somewhat famous american actor known as Adam Sandler when I say....Welcome to New Eden you unoriginal piece of repeating sh*t.

A good point. I will pass this point through to Ibo.



You must understand my good people, we do not engage a properly tanked vessel as per our code of conduct. Our Code of Conduct and the CODE. are separate entities. We fully support the actions of CODE. and their goals are most honourable. However, even though our goals may be similar, ours are simply to promote the well being and security of hisec through trial and gunfire.

Hulkageddon is baaaaa... oh wait.... Dammit!

Well it's not original or anything but you can blow up stuff.

Because content.

So, did you guys forget to log in and comment on your "angry carebear" forum alts?

These ganking threads never get much traction until the counterfeit tears start angrypostin. Thats when you guys start the amusing back and forth "trolling".

I mean, we all know its still the same guys responding to each other, but a drama-free gank thread is just yawn inducing.


Log shill alts pls.

I keep reading that as Kittens for some reason ...
... which sounds much better actually.