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Leto Thule: Unfinished Business
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Paranoid Loyd
#21 - 2014-12-04 14:48:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
An ultimatum. #Shitzgettinreal

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#22 - 2014-12-04 16:14:11 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Serendipity Lost wrote:
I made a 2 thanny bet with Leto that he would pay you, so if he pays you, then he owes me.... you see where this is going?


****... Serendipity... Our bet was for two TRANNYs... Not Thannys. I remember you being quite adamant about it.

Bronson, I have a handwritten note in crayon that is signed by you stating the goods were delivered.

If you didn't get it, the only answer I can possibly think of is that Nitshe, infamous corp thief, awoxer, and recruitment scammer must have something to do with it.



Crap. My bad. It's easy to miss +/- two tranny's romping around the living room. Maybe I'll get them numbered night shirts or something.

I'm sure you can understand the confusion, though, w/ Mammy Thule more or less stalking me... I've been quite distracted lately. The dumpster disguise almost had me, but w/ the door gaping open like that.... I figured out what was what fairly quickly. Tell her I miss her dearly, but I need my space.
Vimsy Vortis
Shoulda Checked Local
Break-A-Wish Foundation
#23 - 2014-12-04 17:22:27 UTC
I am proud to have killed Leto Thule when he was a baby carebear and helped to set him this shining path.
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#24 - 2014-12-04 18:12:48 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
I am proud to have killed Leto Thule when he was a baby carebear and helped to set him this shining path.



I tried to stab him while he was still in the womb, but missed like 10,000 times.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#25 - 2014-12-05 01:12:25 UTC
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
I am proud to have killed Leto Thule when he was a baby carebear and helped to set him this shining path.


And I am forever grateful.

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#26 - 2014-12-05 01:13:57 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
I am proud to have killed Leto Thule when he was a baby carebear and helped to set him this shining path.



I tried to stab him while he was still in the womb, but missed like 10,000 times.


Well when your trying to use a dagger to do the work of a spear....

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#27 - 2014-12-05 13:46:59 UTC
Leto Thule, the ascribed time has come and gone with no movement towards resolution of my grievance. You are thefore subject to the following punishment:

Let it be known henceforth that I, Bronson Hughes, acting on behalf of the Oh Blessed Mother of Acceleration, do hereby brand Leto Thule, capsuleer of New Eden, as a BIG, FAT, FORUM MEANIE, with all of the consequences and connotations associated therewith.

May whatever gods he believes in have mercy upon his clones.

Glory be to the Oh Blessed Mother, Mover of All Things.























(DISCLAIMER: I never really expected the Thanatos, I have no real beef with Leto, and this whole episode was mainly an outlet for the little voice in the back of my head that always told me that I should have been an actor.)

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Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#28 - 2014-12-05 14:15:47 UTC
I propose that Leto add "Forum Meanie" as either part of his signature, or a title in game.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#29 - 2014-12-05 16:22:23 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Serendipity Lost wrote:
Vimsy Vortis wrote:
I am proud to have killed Leto Thule when he was a baby carebear and helped to set him this shining path.



I tried to stab him while he was still in the womb, but missed like 10,000 times.


Well when your trying to use a dagger to do the work of a spear....



Agreed, the defenses before me were just to deep. There were 9 other guys there that will verify it was no place for an average dagger.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#30 - 2014-12-05 21:51:39 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
We must turn our attention to Nitshe.

I suspect he wont even answer, knowing his guilt has been proven time and time again.

Admitting the fault of your intermediary does not absolve you of your obligation to me.

My patience grows thin sir and I am no closer to my prize.

I will give you 24 hours (1234 on December 25th) to comply before you bear the full force of my wrath.


Bronson, I have consulted with my space lawyers. They advise me that since you provided a deadline that was impossible to meet (you clearly stated 25 December and a timeframe of 24 hours) that the deal is in fact defunct.

I must demand you recant your berating claim that I am a forum meanie.

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#31 - 2014-12-05 22:14:59 UTC  |  Edited by: Bronson Hughes
Leto Thule wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
We must turn our attention to Nitshe.

I suspect he wont even answer, knowing his guilt has been proven time and time again.

Admitting the fault of your intermediary does not absolve you of your obligation to me.

My patience grows thin sir and I am no closer to my prize.

I will give you 24 hours (1234 on December 25th) to comply before you bear the full force of my wrath.


Bronson, I have consulted with my space lawyers. They advise me that since you provided a deadline that was impossible to meet (you clearly stated 25 December and a timeframe of 24 hours) that the deal is in fact defunct.

I must demand you recant your berating claim that I am a forum meanie.


I have consulted with my own space lawyers and they have advised me that my ultimatum contained an obvious typo and advised me to give you the benefit of the doubt. I will give you until 1234 on December 25th to fulfill my terms as listed here. If you fulfill my terms by the now much extended deadline (roughly three weeks hence), I shall remove my berating post against you.

There is another matter to address. The aforementioned berating post was made on behalf of my patron, The Oh Blessed Mother of Acceleration, and as such cannot simply be revoked. Sadly, my statement against you must stand until such time as you fulfill my terms or the deadline passes (at which point, it would become permanent). However, if you do happen to fulfill my terms by the new deadline of 1234 on December 25th, causing me to remove my beratement of you, in penance to my patron I shall be forced to apply said beratement to myself in your stead and be forever known as a BIG, FAT, FORUM MEANIE. Only then shall my patron be satisfied.

So, in summary, one of us is going to be known as a BIG, FAT, FORUM MEANIE. The choice of whom lies entirely in your hands.




(Side note: Goddammitall, I need to proof-read my intentionally and comically over-dramatic posts better....)

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Paranoid Loyd
#32 - 2014-12-05 22:51:37 UTC
Shocked Oh snap, both parties have lawyered up.

Who is the judge?

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#33 - 2014-12-05 22:54:43 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Shocked Oh snap, both parties have lawyered up.

Who is the judge?


Regardless, this is turning out to be far more entertaining than I expected.

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I predicted FAUXs
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#34 - 2014-12-06 01:06:03 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Shocked Oh snap, both parties have lawyered up.

Who is the judge?



I nominate tengu grib to levy swift, partial judgment.

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La Rynx
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#35 - 2014-12-06 03:41:12 UTC
What?
a codie did not tell the truth or did not do what he promised?
No big surprise.
One does not talk or makes any business with codies.

Atomic Virulent : "You can't spell DOUCHE. without CODE."
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#36 - 2014-12-06 03:43:10 UTC
La Rynx wrote:
What?
a codie did not tell the truth or did not do what he promised?
No big surprise.
One does not talk or makes any business with codies.


I am not a "codie".

Not all internet jerks are from CODE. Some are just nobodies like me.

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Hannibal Carlisle
Relapse Anonymous
Sedition.
#37 - 2014-12-06 04:45:19 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Shocked Oh snap, both parties have lawyered up.

Who is the judge?



I nominate tengu grib to levy swift, partial judgment.


I would second Tengu, but would suggest a tribunal consisting of Paranoid Loyd and one other.


That, or hold a traditional Thunderdome.
Paranoid Loyd
#38 - 2014-12-06 05:23:10 UTC
La Rynx wrote:
What?
a codie did not tell the truth or did not do what he promised?
No big surprise.
One does not talk or makes any business with codies.

Thank you for once again proving your extreme ignorance to what is really going on.

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

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Paranoid Loyd
#39 - 2014-12-06 05:29:50 UTC  |  Edited by: Paranoid Loyd
Hannibal Carlisle wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Shocked Oh snap, both parties have lawyered up.

Who is the judge?



I nominate tengu grib to levy swift, partial judgment.


I would second Tengu, but would suggest a tribunal consisting of Paranoid Loyd and one other.


That, or hold a traditional Thunderdome.

I would have to excuse myself. As I mentioned my only dealings with Leto have been nothing but the most professional interactions one could expect, as such I consider myself bias. A Thule always pays his debts.

I would argue Tengu also needs to be excused as he is directly involved in the situation and thus must not be able to judge as he may or may not be in cahoots with one of the parties involved.

Fake edit: cahoots!! Love that word Lol

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#40 - 2014-12-06 07:04:05 UTC
Thunderdome it is!!

Bronson, choose your ship class and pick a system in NPC null.

We will duel in a bubble.

If you win, I will follow you around as your falcon whore for a week, jamming gank attempts. Ugh.

If I win, you must awox a corp of my choosing or complete a corp theft of at least 1b isk. You will be required to remain in said corp until the theft is completed, and the isk stolen will be given to James 315, whom will list your donation on minerbumping.com.

What say you?

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