Intergalactic Summit

Woe to the unbelievers.

As some of you may be aware, the recent unwelcome appearance of a "Mysterious Star", has caused some consternation.

It is a Sign of the Approach of the End Times.

The End Times get closer every second.

The approximate location of this "Mysterious Star", would appear to be somewhere near Jove space.

The Jove, who were the first to pervert their own nature, and claim to make themselves into gods.

Woe unto them.

And you will note, that those furthest away from this "Mysterious Star", are the Righteous of Delve, and the less Righteous of Amarria.

The lesson here is clear.

The End Times shall fall first upon the Unrighteous, such as the Jovians, and the Gallente and the Minmatar, and others.

They shall wail, and gnash their teeth, and say "save us, save us from the End Times".

And we, the Righteous, shall say "You were given every opportunity to embrace Righteousness and be Saved. You chose not to. Woe is you. Woe."

And the Unrighteous will say "But we didn't know the End Times were approaching"

And the Righteous will say "Indeed. None may know the exact time of the End Times. Only that they approach, and get closer every second"

Every second brings us closer to the End Times.

Repent your sins, and embrace Righteousness, and be Saved.

Are you perhaps selling charms and trinkets to protect oneself from The End Times?

No.

Nothing can protect you from the End Times, except for embracing the One True Faith.

*The feed opens up with a middle-aged Ni-Kunni woman sitting in a chair, her facial expression stoic. The the woman is calm of demeanor, the dark eyes staring into the camera betray her malaise. After a few seconds, she glances sharply up and to her left, apparently at some off-screen cue. Lifting a small datapad, she reads in a firm, clear voice:*

And so, you see, why the Federation must be destroyed.

*When the woman finishes reading this single, non-sequitur line, utterly without context or meaning, she glances again to something or someone just off-screen as the recording terminates.*

Do something with your hair. You're the face of our corporation, gods be praised. Try to look professional.

He is looking professional I'm the one dressed like a slob.

GODS DAMMIT HAVO

Oh well! It was a good life. Short, but good! I was hoping for a couple more hundreds of years though.

But I'll still take oblivion over religious dribble! Cessation of existance! Yay!

Also, you look cool Mister Anslo, kudos.

I apologize for my fabulous looks ruining an otherwise serious debate.

Well sir if you ask me..

That vest has got to go, don't go with those eyes at all,

Also who you trying to impres with those shoes? A intaki prostitute? Get aomething more classy

That shirt is also a no go, I can picture you in a leather jacket however

Should get one like the one im wearing..

speaking of which should get some gel for your hair, get a slick hairstyle and not that "I just got outta bed" kinda look

Speaking of which, ever considered growing a beard?

Also those pants sir? Did you get them off a corpse?

...ok don't answer that..but look into getting a more professional looking atire




Also yeah end of times
Oh noes