Crime & Punishment

Yawn....

The third SC carrier of the month has been #rekt.

Have a good Halloween this weekend everyone, and heres to four more in November.

#FREEAESCHEE

I think we all remember where we were when we first heard the shocking news of a fourth Shadow Cartel Carrier being burnt down in the so called Aeschee missioning triangle.

I was enjoying an amazing ketchup steak with a bottle of Chianti across from my wife, Nora.

KETCHUP STEAK - AWARMINGCOAT ORIGINAL RECIPE:

1x Ziploc bag
1x fine cut of backstraps or high end sirloin
1x toaster
1x generic brand ketchup.

It's really worth it to get a high end cut of beef from your local butcher.

Fill ziploc bag with your steak. Fill it with ketchup.

Place the entire ziploc bag and ketchup in your toaster. (Like a piece of bread) Setting 9. This would be the setting that would set your smoke alarm off so take the batteries out of that.

Flip it over and do each side, top and bottom, putting it back in your toaster at least 4 times.

Enjoy. The meat should be really tough and the ketchup very burnt and crunchy. Pairs great with expensive ancient Tuscan wine.

Nothing beats a tough steak and a dead missioning carrier!! Throw in good company and wine for good measure

Ask Coat about the Vinegar recipe. I have yet to try it but he says it's the bomb!

My alt was sadly the focus of paquito's impotent rage flowing from his ishtar after a rescue fleet failed to save his lover

But here's the steak recipe


VINEGAR SLOW COOKED STEAK AKA THE BOMB

1x Ziploc Bag
1x Filet Mignon
1x Toaster
1x 10% acetic acid vinegar (you will need to boil away some of the water from the vinegar as the stuff sold in stores is only 5%)


As brink said before it really is worth getting a high end cut of beef

First thing you do is fill the Ziploc bag with vinegar and throw your steak inside. Let the steak sit in the vinegar for at least 5 hours.

Take the Steak out of the vinegar (it should be nice and falling apart, a sign of good moisture) and immediately throw it in the toaster.

This is where things get very different, you must put the steak in for 1 minute cycles 20 times with 5 minute breaks in between.

This ensures that the steak is cooked properly (very welldone) so you are at no risk of getting sick or of contracting a tape worm. It also cooks it in such a way that the steak is nice and crispy at the end of the process.


CHEFS TIP: Try adding mayonnaise or ketchup to the finished product!

edit. *snip bad post made drunk removed in retrospect

It didnt go unnoticed

Quiet as the cynos darken; post Pheobe the resistance is moved to Paint:

Aeschee Revolution I

Viva la resistance;
Viva la revolution!

The artist is a local war-torn Peccanouette girl that wishes to remain anonymous. Also she is a poet:





#FREEAESCHEE

What about it, friend?

So it only became yours when we stopped hunting your bearing carriers?

We made our point with the first 4 Thanatos', anything else just isn't worth the fatigue.

Just curious for updates. Have not seen you in awhile.