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Leto Thule: Unfinished Business
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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#1 - 2014-12-03 18:05:23 UTC
Several months ago, I managed by way of forum warrioring, quick reflexes, and starkly literal interpretation to earn myself a prize of one Thanatos, delivered to a station of my choosing, from Leto Thule.

Despite repeated reminders and reassurances and over three months time, I have yet to receive said Thanatos.

I hereby seek redress for this situation.

Leto Thule, I demand that you either:

1. Deliver the aforementioned Thanatos to Neziel I - DED Assembly Plant
2. Transfer ISK equivalent to the lowest current sell order on EvE-Central (1,198,499,998.00 ISK at Neziel I - DED Assembly Plant) to my personal wallet, or
3. Admit to the C&P community that you are a dishonest braggart who never intended to make good on his word regarding this transaction.


Failure to comply will result in consequences of a most likely harmless, derogatory, and good-humored nature to be dispensed forthwith.


I await your reply.

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Michele Bachmann
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#2 - 2014-12-03 18:27:18 UTC
I've never read such well articulated tears
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#3 - 2014-12-03 18:31:43 UTC
Michele Bachmann wrote:
I've never read such well articulated tears

No tears here miss.

Demands stated, yes.

Consequences proffered, yes.

But no tears.

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Paranoid Loyd
#4 - 2014-12-03 18:45:08 UTC
Confirming Leto pays his debts, this must simply be an oversight.

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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
#5 - 2014-12-03 18:48:48 UTC
I made a 2 thanny bet with Leto that he would pay you, so if he pays you, then he owes me.... you see where this is going?
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#6 - 2014-12-03 19:30:16 UTC
Serendipity Lost wrote:
I made a 2 thanny bet with Leto that he would pay you, so if he pays you, then he owes me.... you see where this is going?


****... Serendipity... Our bet was for two TRANNYs... Not Thannys. I remember you being quite adamant about it.

Bronson, I have a handwritten note in crayon that is signed by you stating the goods were delivered.

If you didn't get it, the only answer I can possibly think of is that Nitshe, infamous corp thief, awoxer, and recruitment scammer must have something to do with it.

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Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#7 - 2014-12-03 19:45:01 UTC  |  Edited by: Ned Thomas
Where's your proo-

....oh, wait, it's right there.

Well, this is awkward.....
Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#8 - 2014-12-03 19:54:30 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Serendipity Lost wrote:
I made a 2 thanny bet with Leto that he would pay you, so if he pays you, then he owes me.... you see where this is going?


****... Serendipity... Our bet was for two TRANNYs... Not Thannys. I remember you being quite adamant about it.

Bronson, I have a handwritten note in crayon that is signed by you stating the goods were delivered.

If you didn't get it, the only answer I can possibly think of is that Nitshe, infamous corp thief, awoxer, and recruitment scammer must have something to do with it.

I suspect that some skulduggery is afoot here. I sign all of my large item receipts in a special ink prepared from the sweet-smelling, succulent bile of a freshly slaughtered Fedo, not crayon. In fact, this is specifically why I required a Fedo from Tengu Grib prior to taking possession of the Thanatos from you; so that I could properly sign the receipt. (My delicious feast was just a pleasant by-product of the ink-making process.)

We must get to the bottom of this....

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Tengu Grib
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Caldari State
#9 - 2014-12-03 20:07:35 UTC
I totally do not have a crayon on my desk.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#10 - 2014-12-03 20:18:57 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
I totally do not have a crayon on my desk.

You have no crayon on your desk...now....

But where were your crayons when this alleged receipt was signed????

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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#11 - 2014-12-03 20:28:20 UTC  |  Edited by: Jonah Gravenstein
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Tengu Grib wrote:
I totally do not have a crayon on my desk.

You have no crayon on your desk...now....

But where were your crayons when this alleged receipt was signed????
They don't let Tengu have access to any non digital writing tools, it's to do with the difficulty of preventing his seditious prose from being distributed in an analogue form.

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Bronson Hughes
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#12 - 2014-12-03 20:49:26 UTC
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Tengu Grib wrote:
I totally do not have a crayon on my desk.

You have no crayon on your desk...now....

But where were your crayons when this alleged receipt was signed????
They don't let Tengu have access to any non digital writing tools, it's to do with the difficulty of preventing his seditious prose from being distributed in an analogue form.

I can actually see this being the case.

Unfortunately, this leaves us no closer to uncovering who left the forged-in-crayon receipt.

That is, of course, assuming that it even exists.... (insert dramatic music here)

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2014-12-03 22:17:13 UTC
We must turn our attention to Nitshe.

I suspect he wont even answer, knowing his guilt has been proven time and time again.

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#14 - 2014-12-03 22:26:23 UTC
[21:15:34] Leto Thule > Tears.


See he did it!

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#15 - 2014-12-04 00:42:14 UTC
The thanatos is in dock being painted. You did say you wanted serpentis colors, correct?

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Tengu Grib
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Caldari State
#16 - 2014-12-04 00:57:39 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Tengu Grib wrote:
I totally do not have a crayon on my desk.

You have no crayon on your desk...now....

But where were your crayons when this alleged receipt was signed????
They don't let Tengu have access to any non digital writing tools, it's to do with the difficulty of preventing his seditious prose from being distributed in an analogue form.

I can actually see this being the case.

Unfortunately, this leaves us no closer to uncovering who left the forged-in-crayon receipt.

That is, of course, assuming that it even exists.... (insert dramatic music here)


No comment.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

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Paranoid Loyd
#17 - 2014-12-04 05:59:45 UTC
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Jonah Gravenstein wrote:
Bronson Hughes wrote:
Tengu Grib wrote:
I totally do not have a crayon on my desk.

You have no crayon on your desk...now....

But where were your crayons when this alleged receipt was signed????
They don't let Tengu have access to any non digital writing tools, it's to do with the difficulty of preventing his seditious prose from being distributed in an analogue form.

I can actually see this being the case.

Unfortunately, this leaves us no closer to uncovering who left the forged-in-crayon receipt.

That is, of course, assuming that it even exists.... (dramatic music)

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Sabriz Adoudel
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#18 - 2014-12-04 06:29:41 UTC
I believe the offer was for a photograph of his cat, Thanatos, to be emailed to you each day with a different caption.

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Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#19 - 2014-12-04 11:47:30 UTC
Sabriz Adoudel wrote:
I believe the offer was for a photograph of his cat, Thanatos, to be emailed to you each day with a different caption.


Sabriz just earned a spot for my CSM voting. I will defiantly be naming my next cat Thanatos.

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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
#20 - 2014-12-04 12:35:35 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
We must turn our attention to Nitshe.

I suspect he wont even answer, knowing his guilt has been proven time and time again.

Admitting the fault of your intermediary does not absolve you of your obligation to me.

My patience grows thin sir and I am no closer to my prize.

I will give you 24 hours (1234 on December 25th) to comply before you bear the full force of my wrath.

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