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Slade Trillgon
Brutor Force Federated
#101 - 2011-12-15 19:32:05 UTC
Troll thread or not I will post my opinion.

I can fly a hulk and I wish that things were harsher in high sec.

There; I said it.


Slade
arcca jeth
Dark Alliance
#102 - 2011-12-15 19:39:51 UTC
Tippia wrote:
Peace Forgiven wrote:
who gives a **** about spelling
I do.

If the OP can't be bothered to express his point, then his point is obviously not worth bothering about. At most, we can re-purpose his thread as a comedy act (because that's what his humorous idea made it to begin with).

The OP is apparently complaining about legitimate gameplay because, not only can't he be bothered with stating his case — he can't be bothered with playing the game.
Quote:
by the way, without miners, all you PVPer's would be comatose....
By the way, miners are PvPers.


for such a spelling Nazi you sure "can't be bothered" to stop using the phrase "can't be bothered" if you "can't be bothered" to use it appropriately
arcca jeth
Dark Alliance
#103 - 2011-12-15 19:41:58 UTC
Freezehunter wrote:
Peace Forgiven wrote:
Quote:
by the way, without miners, all you PVPer's would be comatose....
By the way, miners are PvPers.


hmm might wanna rephrase that, im not a PvPer, i dont own a single DPS ship since my last missioning one blew up and even then thats PvE...... i fly Logi for incursions and industrial ships/Mining ships for indi/manu.......


I still LOL @ people that lose ships in missions, to NPCs, dunno' why, it's just funneh!

Doing missions is the safest and most simple thing I can think of in eve...

Except Mining, but I don't think about that because my IQ would drop to 40...[/quote]

dude, your shirt....AND your face
Freezehunter
#104 - 2011-12-15 19:44:37 UTC
arcca jeth wrote:
Freezehunter wrote:
Peace Forgiven wrote:
Quote:
by the way, without miners, all you PVPer's would be comatose....
By the way, miners are PvPers.


hmm might wanna rephrase that, im not a PvPer, i dont own a single DPS ship since my last missioning one blew up and even then thats PvE...... i fly Logi for incursions and industrial ships/Mining ships for indi/manu.......


I still LOL @ people that lose ships in missions, to NPCs, dunno' why, it's just funneh!

Doing missions is the safest and most simple thing I can think of in eve...

Except Mining, but I don't think about that because my IQ would drop to 40...


dude, your shirt....AND your face
[/quote]

My portrait looks way better than that ******** blind geezer of yours...

And the awesome thing about it is I got all this **** I am wearing for free.

Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom.
arcca jeth
Dark Alliance
#105 - 2011-12-15 19:52:48 UTC
OP pose as a miner and then do this

http://youtu.be/V8d9i2xYbkQ


and dude above me, my guy is blind and old geezer yes, because this account is old, seems fitting, no offense taken
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
#106 - 2011-12-15 19:55:21 UTC
arcca jeth wrote:
for such a spelling **** you sure "can't be bothered" to stop using the phrase "can't be bothered" if you "can't be bothered" to use it appropriately
Since you couldn't be bothered to point out any actual errors, I can only assume that the asterisks hide the word “hero”. No need to censor it.
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#107 - 2011-12-15 19:56:51 UTC
The hell is the point of having money if you can't lose it retardedly?

If I was a miner, and had all my brain cells (which is unlikely), I would just man the **** up and get another. Then, when bored, I'd fit myself a thorax and gank some EVE-Uni newbie in a retriever.

Dodixie > Hek
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#108 - 2011-12-15 20:11:31 UTC
ElQuirko wrote:
The hell is the point of having money if you can't lose it retardedly?

If I was a miner, and had all my brain cells (which is unlikely), I would just man the **** up and get another. Then, when bored, I'd fit myself a thorax and gank some EVE-Uni newbie in a retriever.

don't use a thorax on a retriever

because retrievers are made out of paper you can get a retriever and the pod if you're quick, so you want to use a catalyst instead so it locks the pod faster

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
arcca jeth
Dark Alliance
#109 - 2011-12-15 20:14:16 UTC  |  Edited by: arcca jeth
Tippia wrote:
arcca jeth wrote:
for such a spelling **** you sure "can't be bothered" to stop using the phrase "can't be bothered" if you "can't be bothered" to use it appropriately
Since you couldn't be bothered to point out any actual errors, I can only assume that the asterisks hide the word “hero”. No need to censor it.


i didn't censor the word, the forums did, here's a hint, it's 4 letters, and most ladies dont like it

either way, your not perfect, so get off your high horse
Freezehunter
#110 - 2011-12-15 20:14:49 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
ElQuirko wrote:
The hell is the point of having money if you can't lose it retardedly?

If I was a miner, and had all my brain cells (which is unlikely), I would just man the **** up and get another. Then, when bored, I'd fit myself a thorax and gank some EVE-Uni newbie in a retriever.

don't use a thorax on a retriever

because retrievers are made out of paper you can get a retriever and the pod if you're quick, so you want to use a catalyst instead so it locks the pod faster


I'm actually thinking of becoming an ******* in game as well and suicide ganking people.

Do you think a full gank Artillery Tornado can instapop a Hulk?

On the test server I was able to instapop frigates, cruisers and other T3 battlecruisers from 130 KM with it.

Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom.
Freezehunter
#111 - 2011-12-15 20:17:35 UTC
arcca jeth wrote:
Tippia wrote:
arcca jeth wrote:
for such a spelling **** you sure "can't be bothered" to stop using the phrase "can't be bothered" if you "can't be bothered" to use it appropriately
Since you couldn't be bothered to point out any actual errors, I can only assume that the asterisks hide the word “hero”. No need to censor it.


i didn't censor the word, the forums did, here's a hint, it's 4 letters, and most ladies dont like it

either way, your not perfect, so get off your high horse


Is kewnt the word you are looking for, sir?

Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom.
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#112 - 2011-12-15 20:23:02 UTC  |  Edited by: Weaselior
arcca jeth wrote:
Tippia wrote:
arcca jeth wrote:
for such a spelling **** you sure "can't be bothered" to stop using the phrase "can't be bothered" if you "can't be bothered" to use it appropriately
Since you couldn't be bothered to point out any actual errors, I can only assume that the asterisks hide the word “hero”. No need to censor it.


i didn't censor the word, the forums did, here's a hint, it's 4 letters, and most ladies dont like it

either way, your not perfect, so get off your high horse

"you" is three letters

though it's you typing it so its "me" and two

in both cases it's not censored

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#113 - 2011-12-15 20:25:08 UTC
Velicitia wrote:
Solstice Project wrote:
...
where EvE could easily stand for Everybody vs. Everybody.


confirming the devs have stated "EvE stands for Everyone v. Everyone"

I think Guard put it best.


Thanks!
Haven't seen it in a while, it's hilarious ! :D
Andski
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
#114 - 2011-12-15 20:25:38 UTC
Freezehunter wrote:
Do you think a full gank Artillery Tornado can instapop a Hulk?

On the test server I was able to instapop frigates, cruisers and other T3 battlecruisers from 130 KM with it.


Not if it's tanked.

Twitter: @EVEAndski

"It's easy to speak for the silent majority. They rarely object to what you put into their mouths."    - Abrazzar
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
#115 - 2011-12-15 20:25:58 UTC
oh I get it its "jeth" thats the four letter thing ladies don't like

Head of the Goonswarm Economic Warfare Cabal Pubbie Management and Exploitation Division.
arcca jeth
Dark Alliance
#116 - 2011-12-15 20:26:06 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
arcca jeth wrote:
Tippia wrote:
arcca jeth wrote:
for such a spelling **** you sure "can't be bothered" to stop using the phrase "can't be bothered" if you "can't be bothered" to use it appropriately
Since you couldn't be bothered to point out any actual errors, I can only assume that the asterisks hide the word “hero”. No need to censor it.


i didn't censor the word, the forums did, here's a hint, it's 4 letters, and most ladies dont like it

either way, your not perfect, so get off your high horse

"you" is three letters

though it's you typing it so its "me" and two

in both cases it's not censored


lol well comon, i'm not that mean. it actually surprised me that the word n a z i was censored, like h u s s e i n is as well
ElQuirko
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#117 - 2011-12-15 20:26:34 UTC
Freezehunter wrote:
[quote=Weaselior]
I'm actually thinking of becoming an ******* in game as well and suicide ganking people.


Suicide gankers aren't assholes. They just have other ways of being amused at the expense of others.

Think of it as being the writers of any sitcom ever to air on fox.

Dodixie > Hek
Solstice Project
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#118 - 2011-12-15 20:28:02 UTC
Weaselior wrote:
ElQuirko wrote:
The hell is the point of having money if you can't lose it retardedly?

If I was a miner, and had all my brain cells (which is unlikely), I would just man the **** up and get another. Then, when bored, I'd fit myself a thorax and gank some EVE-Uni newbie in a retriever.

don't use a thorax on a retriever

because retrievers are made out of paper you can get a retriever and the pod if you're quick, so you want to use a catalyst instead so it locks the pod faster


Confirming the professional advise.
Freezehunter
#119 - 2011-12-15 20:31:49 UTC
Why oh why didn't I become a goon back in late 2006 when I started Eve?

Oh wait, I did try, but one of your doodz told me to go to your home system and drop 15 mils in his wallet, then * could join...

It didn't pan out so good.

I got there, but I didn't really want to pay the *fee* because I am a greedy bastard, so I had a little Benny Hill chase around the region with you guys instead...

Fun times...

I still want to be a Goon... ;(

Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom.
arcca jeth
Dark Alliance
#120 - 2011-12-15 20:34:45 UTC
Freezehunter wrote:
Why oh why didn't I become a goon back in late 2006 when I started Eve?

Oh wait, I did try, but one of your doodz told me to go to your home system and drop 15 mils in his wallet, then * could join...

It didn't pan out so good.

I got there, but I didn't really want to pay the *fee* because I am a greedy bastard, so I had a little Benny Hill chase around the region with you guys instead...

Fun times...

I still want to be a Goon... ;(



i can help get you in, it'll cost you 3 Bill though, doubt you can afford it