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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#1 - 2014-11-24 23:59:05 UTC
.... is not a new Dev.. but a hypothetical touristy burger joint in Reykjavik created by CCP!

Lets also say, for the sake of argument (something I never do), that CCP wanted to name a few delicious burger creations after some of our more esteemed players.

What would your burger have on it?

Ill go first.

Unsuccessful at Everything Burger.

1/2 pound sirloin patty.
basted in A-1 sauce.
Topped with melted swiss and bleu cheese crumbles.
2 strips of thick crispy pepper bacon
2 thick cut onion rings.
A little splash of more A-1.
all on a grilled Onion bun.

Wipe off your keyboards. I know I sound delicious.



Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Hicksimus
Torgue
#2 - 2014-11-25 00:15:33 UTC
I don't know what signature burger I would make but I know what I'd use the corpses in my cargo for.

Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you? Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.
Icarus Able
Refuse.Resist
#3 - 2014-11-25 00:18:09 UTC
Hicksimus wrote:
I don't know what signature burger I would make but I know what I'd use the corpses in my cargo for.


I dont know, i'd have trouble eating something i'd been intimate with.
Commissar Kate
Kesukka
#4 - 2014-11-25 00:18:17 UTC
Hicksimus wrote:
I don't know what signature burger I would make but I know what I'd use the corpses in my cargo for.


Sorry but I don't like freezer burnt meat.

-k8

My Fanclub
Xercodo
Cruor Angelicus
#5 - 2014-11-25 00:19:34 UTC
Chribbas would have Swedish meatball sauce on it and would come with tater tots instead of fries to represent veldspar nuggets.

The bun would have the face of the Veldatar branded on to it, lightly toasted otherwise.

The Drake is a Lie
Chainsaw Plankton
FaDoyToy
#6 - 2014-11-25 00:25:43 UTC
The Chainsaw Plankton Burger
1/2 pound patty
maple candied bacon
Pepperjack cheese
smokey bourbon barbecue sauce.
garlic butter toasted bun

sooo hungry, why ya gotta post this right before dinner time :(

@ChainsawPlankto on twitter
Ssabat Thraxx
DUST Expeditionary Team
Good Sax
#7 - 2014-11-25 00:27:32 UTC
IDK what James315's burger would be made out of, but I hear if you eat it all he reimburses you for the cost Big smile

\m/ O.o \m/

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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
#8 - 2014-11-25 00:28:31 UTC
Chainsaw Plankton wrote:
sooo hungry, why ya gotta post this right before dinner time :(


Because im evil.. and im still waiting for a few pieces from IKEA for my laser table (ALWAYS with the leaving out of the pieces!!).. so this was my only option for torture at the moment.

Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
#9 - 2014-11-25 00:29:44 UTC  |  Edited by: Karl Hobb
Ssabat Thraxx wrote:
IDK what James315's burger would be made out of, but I hear if you eat it all he reimburses you for the cost Big smile

Make sure your food handler's permit is up-to-date and that you're at the table before you dig in.

E: Also, why not, I'm getting hungry too.

The Karl Hobb Paleo (because low-carb and such)
1/3lb. grass-fed beef patty with green chilis and melted pepperjack
1/2 avocado, sliced
1 fried egg
4 slices bacon
Served on a bed of lettuce, kale, and tomatoes, smothered in bleu cheese dressing with a feta garnish.

A professional astro-bastard was not available so they sent me.
Abrazzar
Vardaugas Family
#10 - 2014-11-25 00:41:08 UTC
CCP Burgers are made from a pound of HTFU slapped between a hammer and a hard place.

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Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#11 - 2014-11-25 00:43:03 UTC
The Ned

1/3 pound Ribye filet
Marinate in some manner of sauce
Drink heavily
Forget that you had meat cooking
Go put out the fire
Drink more
Whiskey works well
Rum is also an option
Eli Hakomairos
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-11-25 00:43:29 UTC
I feel like the mitanni would be your run of the mill burger, with a ghost chili paste stuffed center, and a little fortune cookie paper "the mitanni sends his regards"
Ilaister
Binary Aesthetics
#13 - 2014-11-25 00:49:38 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
The Ned

1/3 pound Ribye filet
Marinate in some manner of sauce
Drink heavily
Forget that you had meat cooking
Go put out the fire
Drink more
Whiskey works well
Rum is also an option


Doth mine ears deceive me or has an Australian landed in thread?
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#14 - 2014-11-25 00:54:19 UTC  |  Edited by: Ned Thomas
Ilaister wrote:
Ned Thomas wrote:
The Ned

1/3 pound Ribye filet
Marinate in some manner of sauce
Drink heavily
Forget that you had meat cooking
Go put out the fire
Drink more
Whiskey works well
Rum is also an option


Doth mine ears deceive me or has an Australian landed in thread?


I cannot confirm or deny the presence of all Australians, but my drunk ass is firmly planted in the US. And I can't even claim Aussie in my bloodline. Native American and Scottish.
Soloman Jackson
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
#15 - 2014-11-25 01:04:42 UTC
"The Soloman"

Two quarter Pound patties
2 slices of Pepper Jack cheese
Lettuce
Tomato
Fried egg (runny)
Mayo
...and of course 3 thick cut slabs of Bacon

Open the burger and stab the egg before eating.

“The cold stars spun to the ancient rhythm, the august march of an everlasting symphony. They are old, the stars, and their memory is long.” -Rick Yancey
Ilaister
Binary Aesthetics
#16 - 2014-11-25 01:06:35 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
... and Scottish.


Ah... that explains it :D
Silky Cyno
School of Applied Knowledge
Caldari State
#17 - 2014-11-25 01:15:35 UTC  |  Edited by: Silky Cyno
Silky Cyno burger

2 lb mystery meat patty
mayo
mustard
lettuce
tomato
onion

Gives 2 hours of jump fatigue ( AKA bathroom time ) maybe meat sweats
Sabriz Adoudel
Move along there is nothing here
#18 - 2014-11-25 01:21:44 UTC
Unsuccessful At Everything, you always make me laugh whenever I read your posts.

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Scalphunter
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#19 - 2014-11-25 01:59:01 UTC
call it VETO burger, coz it looks like verone ate them all!Twisted
Xavier Holtzman
Sith Interstellar Tech Harvesting
#20 - 2014-11-25 02:07:53 UTC
The Holtzman

foot long hotdog
chili
mustard
onion

I do not like the men on this spaceship. They are uncouth and fail to appreciate my better qualities. I have something of value to contribute to this mission if only they would realize it. - Bill Frug
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