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Bring us the head of Veers Belvar

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CODE Agent AC
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#581 - 2014-11-20 20:25:03 UTC
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Starring: Veers and Dream Five.

The Artist Formerly Known As AC. 

The terminal end of the digestive system. 

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La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#582 - 2014-11-20 22:43:22 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
I can assure you that Max does care, because he added his 500 mil bounty after getting clocked on the F&I forums. You griefers definitely care, you are just too pathetic to do anything about it. The big villains of nullsec turn out to be nothing more than a group of sissified cowards. Telling.

Kinda look Goons deciding to go pick on the 1500 man BL. Always looking for an easy curbstomp, not a real fight. Typical Goon cowardice.


Of course he does who do you think I outsourced caring to? Max is doing a fine job and I highly recommend him to other space rich people.


The problem is that he also tried to outsource the actual effort. It turns out that you folks are good at talking big and flashing your wallets around, but not so good at, you know, ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME.


Yep he's a smart independent contractor then, capitalism at work.

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Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#583 - 2014-11-20 22:48:52 UTC
La Nariz wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
I can assure you that Max does care, because he added his 500 mil bounty after getting clocked on the F&I forums. You griefers definitely care, you are just too pathetic to do anything about it. The big villains of nullsec turn out to be nothing more than a group of sissified cowards. Telling.

Kinda look Goons deciding to go pick on the 1500 man BL. Always looking for an easy curbstomp, not a real fight. Typical Goon cowardice.


Of course he does who do you think I outsourced caring to? Max is doing a fine job and I highly recommend him to other space rich people.


The problem is that he also tried to outsource the actual effort. It turns out that you folks are good at talking big and flashing your wallets around, but not so good at, you know, ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME.


Yep he's a smart independent contractor then, capitalism at work.


Only smart if he achieves the outcome. Right now "stupid" is a more appropriate adjective. The combined might of Goons/Code is not enough to take Veers down. Already folks on Minerbumping.com have resorted to crying and blocking....and the same is happening on these forums.

A single brave elite PvE player stood up to the villains...and he prevailed.
Valkin Mordirc
#584 - 2014-11-20 23:26:53 UTC
I love the fact that Ralph doesn't even bother to capitalize Veer's name anymore, XD
#DeleteTheWeak
La Nariz
Aliastra
Gallente Federation
#585 - 2014-11-20 23:49:32 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
La Nariz wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
I can assure you that Max does care, because he added his 500 mil bounty after getting clocked on the F&I forums. You griefers definitely care, you are just too pathetic to do anything about it. The big villains of nullsec turn out to be nothing more than a group of sissified cowards. Telling.

Kinda look Goons deciding to go pick on the 1500 man BL. Always looking for an easy curbstomp, not a real fight. Typical Goon cowardice.


Of course he does who do you think I outsourced caring to? Max is doing a fine job and I highly recommend him to other space rich people.


The problem is that he also tried to outsource the actual effort. It turns out that you folks are good at talking big and flashing your wallets around, but not so good at, you know, ACTUALLY PLAYING THE GAME.


Yep he's a smart independent contractor then, capitalism at work.


Only smart if he achieves the outcome. Right now "stupid" is a more appropriate adjective. The combined might of Goons/Code is not enough to take Veers down. Already folks on Minerbumping.com have resorted to crying and blocking....and the same is happening on these forums.

A single brave elite PvE player stood up to the villains...and he prevailed.


Considering I am his employer/customer I get to evaluate him not you. You evaluating him is like a prisoner evaluating the warden.

My evaluation of him is 10/10.

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Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#586 - 2014-11-21 00:13:59 UTC
La Nariz wrote:


Considering I am his employer/customer I get to evaluate him not you. You evaluating him is like a prisoner evaluating the warden.

My evaluation of him is 10/10.


How do you rate him 10/10 when he failed to achieve his sole objective? It's like the company where the CEO, who makes $3,000 an hour, tells the Exec VP, who makes $1,000 an hour, who then tells the junior VP, who makes $300 and hour, who then tells the analyst, who makes $80 an hour, who then tells the secretary, who makes $20 an hour, who then tells the guy in India, who makes $3 an hour, to put a presentation together. The hopelessly unqualified guy in India fails miserably, but the Company declares it a success and gives raises to everyone!

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#587 - 2014-11-21 00:47:03 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:

A single brave elite PvE player stood up to the villains...and he prevailed.

there it is again, can you define "standing up" veers?
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#588 - 2014-11-21 01:10:33 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:

A single brave elite PvE player stood up to the villains...and he prevailed.

there it is again, can you define "standing up" veers?


Not hiding behind forum alts....not being afraid of the threats and repercussions. Not worrying that any highsec corp I join would get insta wardecced. Not worrying about drawing attention to myself and getting suicide ganked, etc....Not even worried about generation a multibillion isk bounty on my head in this thread.

I am the bravest man whom you shall ever meet, sir.
Leto Thule
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#589 - 2014-11-21 01:30:58 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:

A single brave elite PvE player stood up to the villains...and he prevailed.

there it is again, can you define "standing up" veers?


Not hiding behind forum alts....not being afraid of the threats and repercussions. Not worrying that any highsec corp I join would get insta wardecced. Not worrying about drawing attention to myself and getting suicide ganked, etc....Not even worried about generation a multibillion isk bounty on my head in this thread.

I am the bravest man whom you shall ever meet, sir.


Well I will give credit where its due. At least he isn't in an NPC corp. But not too much credit, as I have no idea if he actually undocks on this toon regularly. The absense of Lucas Kell comments still makes me wonder....

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Paranoid Loyd
#590 - 2014-11-21 01:36:42 UTC
Leto Thule wrote:
Lucas Kell comments still makes me wonder....
Lol

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

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Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#591 - 2014-11-21 01:41:24 UTC
Paranoid Loyd wrote:
Leto Thule wrote:
Lucas Kell comments still makes me wonder....
Lol


Confirming that I never undock and am somehow an alt of Lucas Kell. Roll

Note to CCP rule enforcers - the previous comment was made in jest, and was not meant to suggest that I am actually an alt of Lucas Kell, a scurrilous charge that I vehemently deny.
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#592 - 2014-11-21 01:45:21 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
I am the bravest man whom you shall ever meet, sir.


Veers Belvar wrote:
Note to CCP rule enforcers - the previous comment was made in jest, and was not meant to suggest that I am actually an alt of Lucas Kell, a scurrilous charge that I vehemently deny.


Ah, such bravery.
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#593 - 2014-11-21 01:49:02 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
I am the bravest man whom you shall ever meet, sir.


Veers Belvar wrote:
Note to CCP rule enforcers - the previous comment was made in jest, and was not meant to suggest that I am actually an alt of Lucas Kell, a scurrilous charge that I vehemently deny.


Ah, such bravery.


Well, I was called out by the griefers/gankers for jokingly suggesting that I was an alt of James 315 AND The Mittani. Since I know you folks are real sticklers about the EULA, I just wanted to make sure that I wouldn't mislead you into thinking that I was actually claiming to be that guy's alt.

The lengths I go to to assist the less intelligent....
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#594 - 2014-11-21 01:54:53 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
Ned Thomas wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
I am the bravest man whom you shall ever meet, sir.


Veers Belvar wrote:
Note to CCP rule enforcers - the previous comment was made in jest, and was not meant to suggest that I am actually an alt of Lucas Kell, a scurrilous charge that I vehemently deny.


Ah, such bravery.


Well, I was called out by the griefers/gankers for jokingly suggesting that I was an alt of James 315 AND The Mittani. Since I know you folks are real sticklers about the EULA, I just wanted to make sure that I wouldn't mislead you into thinking that I was actually claiming to be that guy's alt.

The lengths I go to to assist the less intelligent....


Ah, such bravery.
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#595 - 2014-11-21 01:58:57 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
Ned Thomas wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
I am the bravest man whom you shall ever meet, sir.


Veers Belvar wrote:
Note to CCP rule enforcers - the previous comment was made in jest, and was not meant to suggest that I am actually an alt of Lucas Kell, a scurrilous charge that I vehemently deny.


Ah, such bravery.


Well, I was called out by the griefers/gankers for jokingly suggesting that I was an alt of James 315 AND The Mittani. Since I know you folks are real sticklers about the EULA, I just wanted to make sure that I wouldn't mislead you into thinking that I was actually claiming to be that guy's alt.

The lengths I go to to assist the less intelligent....


Ah, such bravery.


I live but to serve
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#596 - 2014-11-21 02:22:37 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
I live but to serve


Yeah. Someone, after all, has to cook the french fries.
Veers Belvar
Swordmasters of New Eden
#597 - 2014-11-21 02:25:42 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
I live but to serve


Yeah. Someone, after all, has to cook the french fries.


We use Waffes for that...our own slave labor force.
Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#598 - 2014-11-21 02:30:47 UTC
Veers Belvar wrote:
Ned Thomas wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
I live but to serve


Yeah. Someone, after all, has to cook the french fries.


We use Waffes for that...our own slave labor force.


You use waffles for your french fries?

That sounds horrible.
CODE Agent AC
The Conference Elite
The Conference
#599 - 2014-11-21 03:43:57 UTC
Ned Thomas wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
I live but to serve


Yeah. Someone, after all, has to cook the french fries.


I figured it was more along the lines of paper or plastic. I mean after all, a fat fryer can have some safety issues that not double bagging the milk does not.

The Artist Formerly Known As AC. 

The terminal end of the digestive system. 

The Best CSM Candidate

Ned Thomas
Sebiestor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#600 - 2014-11-21 03:49:32 UTC
CODE Agent AC wrote:
Ned Thomas wrote:
Veers Belvar wrote:
I live but to serve


Yeah. Someone, after all, has to cook the french fries.


I figured it was more along the lines of paper or plastic. I mean after all, a fat fryer can have some safety issues that not double bagging the milk does not.


My first job was slinging fries in a fast food joint. My second job was bagging groceries. I will say that bagging groceries requires more awareness and muscle memory than working fast food. Both jobs are on the same level of the food chain though.