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Diana Kim
State Protectorate
Caldari State
#81 - 2014-11-20 11:41:31 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:

You know, speaking as an actual enforcer of Caldari culture and all, I like to think I penetrated a fair selection of "targets" in Gallente space.

This is great, Tuulinen-haan!! I have penetrated a selection of targets in Gallente space as well.
We definitely should do it together someday!

Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.

In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
Wendrika Hydreiga
#82 - 2014-11-20 16:07:32 UTC  |  Edited by: Wendrika Hydreiga
Diana Kim wrote:

This is great, Tuulinen-haan!! I have penetrated a selection of targets in Gallente space as well.
We definitely should do it together someday!


Miss Kim! How could you? Wanting to penetrate Gallentean armor with bullets, with or without Mister Tuulinen, is wrong and terrible!

You should just burninate them with explosions so that only space dust remains! Why? Because the Federation must be destroyed!

Also, I'm well aware of what Mister Tuulinen actually meant, and that's equally terrible! He just lost 0.2 standing with me because of that!
Kale Silence
Doomheim
#83 - 2014-11-20 18:56:39 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
You know, speaking as an actual enforcer of Caldari culture and all, I like to think I penetrated a fair selection of "targets" in Gallente space.


Oh you naughty boy! Roll
Pieter Tuulinen
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
Khimi Harar
#84 - 2014-11-21 06:10:21 UTC
Kale Silence wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
You know, speaking as an actual enforcer of Caldari culture and all, I like to think I penetrated a fair selection of "targets" in Gallente space.


Oh you naughty boy! Roll


Aww, I'm sorry. Was it only funny when the Gallentean said it?

For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
Elmund Egivand
Tribal Liberation Force
Minmatar Republic
#85 - 2014-11-21 07:10:56 UTC
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
Kale Silence wrote:
Pieter Tuulinen wrote:
You know, speaking as an actual enforcer of Caldari culture and all, I like to think I penetrated a fair selection of "targets" in Gallente space.


Oh you naughty boy! Roll


Aww, I'm sorry. Was it only funny when the Gallentean said it?


Actually, it's alot less funny when the Gallentean said it. Mostly because we already expected it. Humour has to subvert expectations.

A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
Darsena Izuma
Garoun Investment Bank
Gallente Federation
#86 - 2014-12-08 17:30:23 UTC
Diana Kim wrote:
Haven't you watched news for that period of time, when gallenteans were defacing Caldari monuments with losungs "EXTERMINATE ALL CALDARI"?!...


Normal person response to seeing one group preach the extermination of another: "It is wrong for one group to preach the extermination of another group. I should refrain from/condemn this."

Kim response: "It is wrong for one group to preach the extermination of another. THUS, I WILL EXTERMINATE EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH THEM!"

Fedo are not what they seem to be.  Welcome to Night Vale.