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Looking to learn nullsec survival and PVP? Then join OUCH!

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Zacx Lycan
Fax Xaf
#141 - 2011-12-13 20:02:10 UTC
Just complete my first training session, it was easy to understand, simple and straight to the point. And now it all start to make sense in my EvE life.

p/s : Thanks NatashaK Blink

EvE by Birth; Rebel by Choice AEGIS 2.0
Leeonwung
Damned And Disinherited
#142 - 2011-12-13 23:18:10 UTC
Ive completed the modules 1 through to 5 and have successfully made my way around nullsec without being killed yet .

Everyone who is considering moving to nullsec from being a highsec player should go through this training corp. Their experience in nullsec survival is vast and their explanations are second to none.

"Know the enemy and know yourself; in a hundred battles you will never be in peril. When you are ignorant of the enemy, but know yourself, your chances of winning or losing are equal. If ignorant both of your enemy and yourself, you are certain in every battle to be in peril." - Sun Tzu
Chatti
Pandemic Horde Inc.
Pandemic Horde
#143 - 2011-12-14 12:37:54 UTC  |  Edited by: Chatti
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DenForX
Resource Extraction Partners
#144 - 2011-12-14 14:32:28 UTC
Just joined and looking forward to my Carebear rehab. I don't think the withdrawals will be as bad as some say. Come have fun and learn more pew pew so you have less QQ.
Omegaplex
#145 - 2011-12-15 10:14:14 UTC
Bren Genzan wrote:
Every month you get to shoot the instructors in our Monthly Free For All Tourney. Congrat's to Psi Theta for his 3rd win!


Arrow Can I shoot Them Aswell Blink
Coming To Your Backyard REAL Soon
DenForX
Resource Extraction Partners
#146 - 2011-12-15 21:31:37 UTC
Today's lessons involved how to set up the UI so it's useful and not in the way. You can learn more at the OUCH-UNI channel in game today.
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#147 - 2011-12-16 03:52:13 UTC
Omegaplex wrote:

Arrow Can I shoot Them Aswell Blink

You can try.Smile

Art of War Alliance    Life on the Bubble
Lord of Change
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#148 - 2011-12-16 15:37:31 UTC
Interested in null sec.

There is no better place to get started than with OUCH
NatashaK
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#149 - 2011-12-16 20:30:10 UTC
Zacx Lycan wrote:
Just complete my first training session, it was easy to understand, simple and straight to the point. And now it all start to make sense in my EvE life.

p/s : Thanks NatashaK Blink


You're welcome, Zacx.

With the holidays coming up, come treat yourself to some null-sec survival and PvP training if it has been on your wishlist for awhile. The best time of my years in EVE has been learning from OUCH and staying to teach others (and popping ships, of course).
fanaka
Brutor Tribe
Minmatar Republic
#150 - 2011-12-16 22:38:10 UTC
Sent my brother along to maybe learn something, sorry fellas but all he learnt was how overbearing and uppity some people can be over a computer game. I'll teach him myself...
L'Artisan
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#151 - 2011-12-17 01:31:29 UTC  |  Edited by: L'Artisan
As a recent graduate of the OUCH training programme I really can't emphasise enough what a great introduction to nullsec life it offers.

In a mere two months, I have learnt more about how to survive, and win, all sorts of pvp encounters than I did in all my previous time in EVE.

You will get well-delivered, practical training in surviving in null AND the opportunity to put what you are learning into practice and there really is no better way to learn than by doing.

Finally, I have to say that the trainers are a great bunch of people and made the whole experience fun as well as educational.

tl;dr - KIll more, die less, join OUCH

Big smile
Twisted Intent
Appetite 4 Destruction
#152 - 2011-12-17 02:29:37 UTC
fanaka wrote:
Sent my brother along to maybe learn something, sorry fellas but all he learnt was how overbearing and uppity some people can be over a computer game. I'll teach him myself...


If you can't follow simple rules and follow the training program we have then OUCH obviously is not for you.

This guy's "brother" from the start stated I already know half of these courses so Ill start in the middle of the program and skip the first half .

How without attending he would know the course material I have no Idea. But I have been through all the courses my self and teach on a different toon.

I hope you read all the posts and see this is the first negative post i've seen.

We accept anyone. Not many requirments except the willingness to learn and follow the program.

Obviously lacking in this guy's "brother.
Psi Theta
Enigmatic Conundrum
#153 - 2011-12-17 03:05:40 UTC
So one guy joins and thinks he already knows so much that he doesn't need the training. So why did he join?

But enough about him. OUCH rocks. We teach noobs. We teach experienced carebears. Heck, we even teach experienced PvP'ers who just want to learn our way of playing Eve. 'Cause we don't play Eve the way others do. We have a blast hanging out together in null. It's like duck hunting, but with internet spaceships blowing up in big freakin' balls of ass fire!

Join us!

Psi
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#154 - 2011-12-17 03:48:38 UTC  |  Edited by: Bren Genzan
OUCH tracks student progress through personal threads on our forum called "Student Folders". Here's a couple of quotes from fanaka's brother's folder.
MDK-1 wrote:
Background Info:
Well I have don't have much experience with PVP in Eve apart from knowing how to avoid being popped by warping to a safe spot.

That's why we're here.
MDK-1 wrote:
Hi,
I've looked through the modules and realised that I already know the modules 1 - 5. As I've had help from my brother with those basics.

I will be a module 6 onwards student.
How delightful. I guess that MDK and his brother have psychic powers, since our course content is not public.

So when MDK-1 was off doing his own thing in low sec, and some of our instructors asked him if he read the rules, his brother stepped in to set us straight.
Quote:
[22:29:06] Bren Genzan > MDK
[22:29:52] MDK-1 > hello this is mdk's brother i'm sat here watching this, and tbh you need to revise some of your protocol
[22:30:02] Bren Genzan > I dont think you're going to work out
[22:30:14] Bren Genzan > what protocols do we need to revise?
[22:30:26] MDK-1 > stop being ******* ******** for one
[22:30:35] Bren Genzan > I'm working on that
[22:30:47] Bren Genzan > next
[22:30:50] MDK-1 > i'll dock his ship and leave, i'll teach him muself
[22:30:56] Bren Genzan > sounds good to me
[22:30:57] pufy > don't try too hard bren, i like you ********
OUCH is not for everyone. It's for people who actually want to learn. If that's not your Eve, you're welcome to move on and follow your own path.

But if you want to learn how to operate in null sec space, we might be able to help you. It's your choice to join, to stay and to learn.

Art of War Alliance    Life on the Bubble
Bren Genzan
Open University of Celestial Hardship
Art of War Alliance
#155 - 2011-12-17 03:55:30 UTC  |  Edited by: Bren Genzan
Pristina
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#156 - 2011-12-17 14:32:28 UTC
All the way to the top
2George
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#157 - 2011-12-17 16:30:06 UTC  |  Edited by: 2George
OUCH is a great learning corporation.

If you don't know everything just yet, or if you're a total noob, OUCH will show you the right path to survive and become a great or better PVPer. You'll still have to walk the path by yourself, meaning you'll have to read, learn, follow orders and rules. But i'm 100% you'll hear something new that will make you a better PVPer. Because the knowledge in this corp isn't fixed, it's getting better and better every day.

On the other hand if you already know it all and think you came to the end of eve, then ouch maybe isn't for you, since there isn't anything else to teach you.
Although you're always welcome to play with us in the bubble.
Omegaplex
#158 - 2011-12-18 11:21:39 UTC
Arrow The Place To Be To Learn How To Survive 0.0

Arrow Curse Is Not An Easy Place To Live , And To Teach People To Survive In The Curse Area Is A Testiment To The Ideals Of OUCH

Arrow If You Can Cut The Mustard Here , You'll Find Any Other Region Of EVE A Breeze

Arrow Leave The Damsel In Distress ( she's a tart anyways ) And Forget Those Roids

Arrow OUCH .. The Learning Corp That Puts The Smile Back On Your Face 
Coming To Your Backyard REAL Soon
Black Claw
Scorpion's Sting
#159 - 2011-12-19 02:54:00 UTC
Maybe I should add some requirements to the ad:

* all prospective members need to make sure they take their head out of their ass before joining
* before joining OUCH, make sure you empty your cup
Pristina
Viziam
Amarr Empire
#160 - 2011-12-20 12:45:16 UTC
Back to the top.

The things i'll do to avoid cleaning my car.