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Eternum Praetorian
Doomheim
#21 - 2011-12-14 23:11:34 UTC
Freezehunter wrote:
Xolve wrote:
Freezehunter wrote:
I don't know about you dudes, but I CANNOT bang more than 4 times a day.


Fear not child, one day you will find out what a girl tastes like, and can leave the carnal pleasures of your hand to distant memory.


That was cold man, real cold!

If it was true, that would have made me feel really bad...

Meanie!



It is important to believe that a man who posts on the forums and plays mmo's has a great sex-life. I mean, ofc right? Arrow

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Freezehunter
#22 - 2011-12-14 23:15:01 UTC
Eternum Praetorian wrote:
Freezehunter wrote:
Xolve wrote:
Freezehunter wrote:
I don't know about you dudes, but I CANNOT bang more than 4 times a day.


Fear not child, one day you will find out what a girl tastes like, and can leave the carnal pleasures of your hand to distant memory.


That was cold man, real cold!

If it was true, that would have made me feel really bad...

Meanie!



It is important to believe that a man who posts on the forums and plays mmo's has a great sex-life. I mean, ofc right? Arrow


Playing an MMO in some of my free time doesn't mean I can't get laid during the time I am 'not' playing.

Inappropriate signature, CCP Phantom.
Ai Shun
#23 - 2011-12-14 23:18:36 UTC
Eternum Praetorian wrote:
It is important to believe that a man who posts on the forums and plays mmo's has a great sex-life. I mean, ofc right? Arrow


About as impossible as it is to believe that a man who plays golf has a great sex-life. Then I thought of the funny pants and shoes and rethought that suggestion. Then I considered Tiger Woods and rethought it again.

Now I'm just plain confused.
Eternum Praetorian
Doomheim
#24 - 2011-12-14 23:37:29 UTC
Freezehunter wrote:
Eternum Praetorian wrote:
Freezehunter wrote:
Xolve wrote:
Freezehunter wrote:
I don't know about you dudes, but I CANNOT bang more than 4 times a day.


Fear not child, one day you will find out what a girl tastes like, and can leave the carnal pleasures of your hand to distant memory.


That was cold man, real cold!

If it was true, that would have made me feel really bad...

Meanie!



It is important to believe that a man who posts on the forums and plays mmo's has a great sex-life. I mean, ofc right? Arrow


Playing an MMO in some of my free time doesn't mean I can't get laid during the time I am 'not' playing.


It is equally important to believe a man who must parade a supposed sex life in the face of his peers... on a gaming forum. ArrowArrow

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Ocih
Space Mermaids
#25 - 2011-12-15 04:43:35 UTC
It's Chribba this time.
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