Intergalactic Summit

Although not directed at me, it's time to get mah racist awn *cracks knuckles*.

Ah Gallente, what can one say about these peace loving democratic citizens? To start with, you bunch of hippie ass, flower wearing, namby pamby, airy fairy, petal farting morons couldn't organise your way out of a paper bag with a Phoenix and enough explosives to level a planet, let alone set up your own station!

God forbid you might have a terribly ugly station floating above your "precious" little dustball, mucking up your nice views of space, I mean, just think of all the harm it would do with all that infrastructure, trading, and many other horrible economy stimulating functions that all these awful stations have!

As for your gravitational issues, any Caldari child could set up a decent gravitational computation to keep your little station floating about your ugly ass hunk of dirt before they learned to crawl! I guess your engineers are too busy playing in the flowers and dancing with the fairies to actually be useful!

*bows*

Please note, that was intended as very tongue in cheek... before people put death threats out or something...

how many Caldari does it take to screw in a light bulb? despends on how high up the chain of command the order comes from.
How many Amarr does it take to screw in a light bulb? none, they have slaves for manual labour.
how many Minmatar does it take to screw in a light bulb? Whats a light bulb? out rust is luminescent....
how many Gallente does it take to screw in a light bulb? 881 to vote on the kind of bulb, and one to hold it up while the universe revolves around them.

This can not go without a (reposted) response:

How many of us Caldari does it take to fix a spotlight?
Just one. We're efficient and not all that funny.

Alternatively, how many State Capsuleers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement:

Whereas the party of the first part, also known as “capsuleer,” and the party of the second part, also known as “Light Bulb,” do hereby and forthwith agree to a transaction wherein the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be removed from the current position as a result of failure to perform previously agreed-upon duties, i.e., the illumination of the area ranging from the front (north) door, through the entryway, terminating at an area just inside the primary living area, demarcated by the beginning of the carpet, any spillover illumination being at the option of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and not required by the aforementioned agreement between the parties.

The aforementioned removal transaction shall include, but not be limited to, the following steps:

1.) The party of the first part (capsuleer) shall, with or without elevation, at his or her option, by means of a chair, stepstool, ladder, or any other means of elevation, grasp the party of the second part (Light Bulb) and rotate the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a counterclockwise direction, said direction being non- negotiable. Said grasping and rotation of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) shall be undertaken by the party of the first part (capsuleer) with every reasonable caution by the party of the first part (capsuleer) to maintain the structural integrity of the party of the second part (Light Bulb), notwithstanding the aforementioned failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) to perform the aforementioned customary and agreed-upon duties. The foregoing notwithstanding, however, both parties stipulate that structural failure of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) may be incidental to the aforementioned failure to perform, and in such case the party of the first part (capsuleer) shall be held blameless for such structural failure insofar as this agreement is concerned so long as the non-negotiable directional codicil (counterclockwise) is observed by the party of the first part (capsuleer) throughout.

2.) Upon reaching a point where the party of the second part (Light Bulb) becomes separated from the party of the third part (“Receptacle”), the party of the first part (capsuleer) shall have the option of disposing of the party of the second part (Light Bulb) in a manner consistent with all applicable state, local, and federal statutes.

3.) Once separation and disposal have been achieved, the party of the first part (capsuleer) shall have the option of beginning installation of the party of the fourth part (“New Light Bulb”). This installation shall occur in a manner consistent with the reverse of the procedures described in Step 1 of this document, being careful to note that the rotation should occur in a clockwise direction, said direction also being non-negotiable.

NOTE: The above-described steps may be performed, at the option of the party of the first part (capsuleer), by said party of the first part (capsuleer), by his or her heirs and assigns, or by any and all persons authorized by him to do so, the objective being to produce a level of illumination in the immediate vicinity of the aforementioned front (north) door consistent with maximization of commerce and revenue for the party of the fifth part, also known as “The Corporation.”

Correction: without reasons.
And talking with such cardinal is the same as talking to a wall, that has bricks instead of brains.

We already put a carrier on your home planet. Now you want a station too?

Well, you know what they say... 'Give a mouse a cookie...'

Because this forum clearly lacked a thread for racist commentary and general ignorance.

It is so good to have that problem fixed now, isn't it?

More-or-less.

The legislative capitol of the Federation is on Villore. The Office of the President and the executive capitol of the Federation is on Ladistier. The Supreme Court is located on the judicial capitol of Parts.

Villore IV is generally recognized as the de facto capitol world of the Federation after it was moved away from Gallente Prime for security reasons.

The existence of three political homeworlds is meant to be a symbolic emphasis of the division of the branches of government and their separate, but equal, duties.

More to the point, however, is that her complaints shouldn't be taken to any of these places. If a station were to be constructed around Gallente Prime, it would be the purview of whatever corporation or executive administration was going to put forth the capital and labor to have it constructed; who, in turn, would seek approval for the construction contract through the local administrative authority of whatever system and/or planet it was to be constructed in.

A bit of research to contact the appropriate body would be necessary, not to mention the will to have a station built in the first place by an entity with the resources and permission to do so.

Oh my goodness. I am dying. Anslo, you never told me you were a reporter!
This thread is a gem. A real gem. You don't find new, inspired racism like this every day. Between DK and Nauplius, classic racism was growing stale and overdone.