Alliance & Corporation Recruitment Center

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In the dark reaches of space, there exists a rag-tag collective of low-sec scumbags, nihilists and social undesirables; an enclave known as Percussive Diplomacy. Comprised solely of drunken belligerents and man-children, it is amazing how such a group has managed to survive for as long as it has without imploding into chaos reminiscent of "Lord of the Flies".

While contributing absolutely nothing to the welfare of its native region, "Herpcussive Derplomacy" can be observed flying never more than three jumps from their home system, whoring onto every kill-mail possible, and generally serving as a detriment to the EVE community as a whole. In whatever activity SLAPD happens to participate, you can rest assured that they have no ******* idea what they're doing.

A quasi sarcastic yet accurate description of Percussive Diplomacy drafted by the one and only,

Mr. BlueJacket CT, Esq.
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Relevant Links

http://slapd.jigsy.com/

https://zkillboard.com/corporation/851039688/

http://www.youtube.com/user/buckswanson/videos

Why is Percussive Diplomacy Recruiting?

Although we currently run gangs of 10 or less quite successfully, we are looking to slightly bolster our numbers to give us more combat options and run more intricate Ops.

About Percussive Diplomacy

• We are Low-Sec US TZ Pirates.

• We are a small corp. that focuses on small gang PvP.

• We like to have fun, get drunk, and fly around, We are a laid back group that manages to give as good as we get.

• Real life comes first, there are no mandatory Ops, and we have no illusions of "winning" eve online. In short, we just fly around and kill stuff.

• Although you will never be required to fly a particular ship/fit, we do collaborate in fleets by using ships that have similar strengths and weaknesses to take down a desired target.

• Our members have been together for years, we are a very knowledgeable group that can capably fly all manner of combat ships.

• Really there are no rules, kill anyone you want, do anything you want, as long as you do not affect the other corp. member's enjoyment of the game.

• We are NBSI it is accurate to say that we have more alts than blues.

Who we are looking for.

• Some combat experience, you do not need a stellar kill board to join, we can teach you a few tricks and help with fits and general combat theory. However, we are not eager to engage in hand-holding.

• Although there is no set skill point requirement, we will inquire where you have allocated your skill points if you are under 10 million SP. Although our corp.'s SP average is quite high, we were all low SP pilots at one point, therefore we have historically given low SP pilots a shot.

• Logistics, are more important than skill points, we will not provide you with ships regularly! You responsible for your own stuff, ideally you must have an alt that can haul replacement ships and supplies from high-sec to low-sec.

• Financial independence, although we can teach high SP pilots who already have some funds how to make isk, people with low SP who are neither capable of doing their own logistics and financing their own endeavors need not apply.

How to apply

Feel free to contact any of our members however, BuckSwanson is the principal recruiter, contact Buck in game with any questions.

The process really just comes down to having a chat, most applicants who meet our criteria are in corp. within 30 minutes of contacting us.

We take the "lets give em a shot" mentality, if you are a shithead it is not like we won't kick you straight away.

Come ruin our killboard with me, it's fun.

I dislike most people.

I yell at people that suck. Don't suck.