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SNIGGWAFFE - PVP training and recruitment corp for Sniggerdly

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Col Ostomy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-11-09 01:42:46 UTC  |  Edited by: Col Ostomy
What YOU can expect from Sniggwaffe:
We are a PVP training corp, and the recruitment corp for Sniggerdly. There's no passive aggression here. You screw up you will be told about it in no uncertain terms. This is how you get better. The reason most people are as bad as they are is because, either no-one tells them, or they refuse to accept it. That doesn't fly here in either way.

We couldn’t care less how awesome you think you are because, when you get in here, you start at zero. In fact, from our eyes, the only thing different between most carebears and so-called "elite PvPers" is the fact that the carebears we recruit at least know how bad they are. So yeah, we will take people from all sorts of different backgrounds, tear them down to nothing, and build them up to something that may one day be worth Sniggs interest. Don't expect to get into Snigg, not everyone does, and a lot get trolled out or get their caps awoxed because they are terrible. There are only a handful of people in EVE that can get in directly, and most of them are already there. This is the only way for anyone else.

That said you WILL get better at PVP if you run with us. If you are willing to STFU and learn this will probably be the best time you have ever had in EVE, and if you have a good attitude you will find we are an awesome group of guys. Our pilots don't sit around all day writing whiny posts about how EVE is dying. This is because we are having an incredibly fun time killing it Attention

ArrowWe do it all, belt piracy, gate camping, ransoming, sentry tanking, sniping, fleet ops, and small gangs, both in 0.0 and low sec. Expect regular roams of all varieties, including Nano, frigate and T1, Bomber support, Black ops drops, and blockading hostile home systems. Do all this and more with excellent logistics (buy ships in Jita on an alt, delivery next day in home system).

Arrow0% ship reimbursement policy. You lose something it's on you. Moreover if you lose something in a dumb way and it is poorly fit you will get made fun of and also not get reimbursed.

ArrowThis is NOT AN ALT CORP. We will not be accepting known alts from any major corporations in EVE. If you happen to have an alt char who keeps a low profile somewhere and just makes a little isk on the side that is fine, but if we find out that you are actively PvP'ing or involved in politics with your other character then you will be promptly removed from Snigg/SniggWaffe.


What we will expect from YOU:
Seriously zero attitude. If you were actually as good at PVP as you think you are someone in PL would already have boosh-vouched you into their corp. You are coming to waffles because you are terrible and you want to get better. Flat out that's the only attitude you get to have.


Arrow100% commitment to the Waffle House. This isn't an alt corp.
ArrowSkin. 90% of you body mass should be skin. If you get butthurt easily go join EveUni.
ArrowFat wallet. We are not a ratting corp. We don't do weekend PVP. We do full time PVP and you will lose ships and you will be expected to replace them. You will need to have a steady source of income and a lot of it. We are one of the most active PVP corps in New Eden.
ArrowScamming is not allowed in SniggWaffe, scamming with an out of corp alt that can be linked back to SniggWaffe is not allowed, everything else is left for your imagination.

Requirements:
Attention Must be able to fly a stealth bomber with a bomb launcher, interceptor, and all 4 T1 Cruisers
Attention Basic PVP experience
Attention Must have a killboard that shows you are active
Attention Working microphone and mumble installed
Attention Active on IRC client and available to listen for ‘pings’ to log in for fleets
Attention Willing to actually play EVE and play it with other Waffles
Attention Willingness to go -10 sec status
Attention Willingness to undock and PVP and to learn while doing so
Attention T1 cruiser and frigate skills are highly recommended, any further TII ship skills are a major plus

Join us in our recruitment channel "Join Sniggwaffe" and read the MОTD for more informаtіon on how to join Twisted

You can check some of our propaganda here:
http://www.youtube.com/sniggwaffe/
http://sniggwaffe.tumblr.com/

And follow us on Twitter @SniggWaffe

(post text shamelessly stolen from our dear leader)
Col Ostomy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#2 - 2014-11-18 18:55:24 UTC
Bump
Col Ostomy
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Caldari State
#3 - 2014-11-30 15:43:52 UTC
Bump. This will likely be one of the best times you will have in this game before you get bitter and quit.
Col Ostomy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#4 - 2014-12-04 15:58:07 UTC
Bump
Col Ostomy
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Caldari State
#5 - 2014-12-09 21:31:02 UTC
Bump
Jesterofchaos
Dead Star Syndicate
#6 - 2014-12-09 22:44:00 UTC
Twisted Straight forward to the point bet some **** there pants just reading that one!
Col Ostomy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-12-12 15:57:33 UTC
Col Ostomy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-12-13 23:41:41 UTC
Bumping. Expanding for people who may not have the minimum skills but want to get started early learning elite pvp.

Make your way to Join Sniggwaffe to see if you qualify!
Col Ostomy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#9 - 2014-12-30 14:17:34 UTC
Bumping. Looking for more great pilots.
Col Ostomy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#10 - 2014-12-31 15:03:03 UTC  |  Edited by: Col Ostomy
This is a sentence that does not only contain the word bump. bump. Happy New Year.
Col Ostomy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#11 - 2015-01-03 21:27:20 UTC
Bumping for more.
Col Ostomy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2015-01-07 19:05:02 UTC
Bumping for more. Over 6000 kills in December.
Col Ostomy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#13 - 2015-01-09 22:23:08 UTC
Bumping for more less terrible pilots.
Col Ostomy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#14 - 2015-01-14 16:42:32 UTC
Bump
Col Ostomy
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#15 - 2015-01-15 17:32:31 UTC
Looking for more members.
Waffle Khan
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
#16 - 2015-03-08 10:10:58 UTC
Back in Kinakka we are having lots of fun! Pirate

-- SniggWaffe CEO also known as Reza Najafi

One year in Waffles 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InTREfPUD8k

Waffles propaganda http://sniggwaffe.tumblr.com/

Follow us on Twitter @SniggWaffe https://twitter.com/SniggWaffe

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Waffle Khan
SniggWaffe
WAFFLES.
#17 - 2015-03-14 08:39:05 UTC
Weekend time, tons of Ops posted and a lot of fun to be had.

Join our ingame recruiting channel: "Join SniggWaffe".

-- SniggWaffe CEO also known as Reza Najafi

One year in Waffles 2015 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InTREfPUD8k

Waffles propaganda http://sniggwaffe.tumblr.com/

Follow us on Twitter @SniggWaffe https://twitter.com/SniggWaffe

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