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Reaver Glitterstim
The Scope
Gallente Federation
#1 - 2014-11-05 19:41:59 UTC
There are hundreds of thousands of pilots in the world, and they all crave one thing: ISK.

You are now ready to join the world of piracy and capitalism. If you die, you will be cloned back to life. Let's get ready to fight.




The acceleration gate needs to be activated before continuing.




At this point you must be craving more excitement. I have just the thing for you.
I can't let you do that, dear.

The targets must be eliminated before continuing.
Let's get ready to fight.


The targets must be eliminated before continuing.


It could be said that the world is almost completely full of honest people, but I prefer to say that the world is completely full of almost honest people.
Hahahahahaha, you clumsy pilot!

FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."

Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
Paranoid Loyd
#2 - 2014-11-05 19:45:03 UTC
NPC impersonation is not allowed

"There is only one authority in this game, and that my friend is violence. The supreme authority upon which all other authority is derived." ISD Max Trix

Fix the Prospect!
DaReaper
Net 7
Cannon.Fodder
#3 - 2014-11-05 19:46:06 UTC
You can not do that because you are cloaked

OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!

Eve For life.
Sexy Cakes
Have A Seat
#4 - 2014-11-05 19:51:37 UTC
How about some assistance up under my desk?

Not today spaghetti.
Lugia3
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#5 - 2014-11-05 21:01:30 UTC
You cannot set a waypoint to the same location twice.

"CCP Dolan is full of shit." - CCP Bettik
Kohiko Sun
Stormcrows
#6 - 2014-11-06 01:10:09 UTC
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Hahahahahaha, you clumsy Pilot! This is hilarious! Our escape pod was destroyed, and you died.
I miss AURA laughing at you.
Nate Hill
Rocket No. 9
#7 - 2014-11-07 11:37:36 UTC
Autopilot jumping move to stargate
Tora Bushido
Commonwealth Mercenaries
BLACKFLAG.
#8 - 2014-11-07 12:01:56 UTC
Welcome, I am Tora, your war dec agent. Big smile

DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !

Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
Princess Honneamise
#9 - 2014-11-07 12:06:17 UTC
AURA sucks !
Long live to Scotty !

"Scotty the docking manager heard you were talking **** about him behind his back and refuses to service your request."

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Hicksimus
Torgue
#10 - 2014-11-07 16:08:59 UTC
Princess Honneamise wrote:

Long live to Scotty !



EvE's most well-known and likable personality. They should do an expansion trailer with him in it. Or an Expansion! EvE Online: Scotty

Recruitment Officer: What type of a pilot are you? Me: I've been described as a Ray Charles with Parkinsons and a drinking problem.