EVE General Discussion

It seems you know some of the story already Captain Stupid, your character name is misleading!

Onward with the plight of King Crowley.

"As I was heading towards the nearest station to unload my cargo bay full of miscellaneous ore that Serene Repose had mined before I so cunningly killed Serene during the theft of this Mackinaw, I became surrounded by CODE.. A group of rogue mad men.

I tried to warp away, but they used a warp disruptor and told me my resistance was futile.

They didn't just want to get ISK for killing me, no no no, they wanted something even harder to give than my life....They wanted my obedience. This i could not give, I locked in on my target, the leader of this group of ruffians. I gave the most brutal war cry in the history of war cries...I said "Would you kindly....EAT LEAD!" and activated the turret.

Unfortunately I had forgotten I was not in my old Mackinaw from back during my reign as king, I was in Serene Repose's Mackinaw. Which, quite embarrassingly had only mining turrets equipped. As my ship begin trying to 'mine' the leaders ship, I was spammed with "lollolololol" and "HAHAHAHAHA" in chat....

I was broken, with no dignity left to lose, I listened to what the goons had to say.....

"Follow us, and don't try and run, or we will put bounty after bounty on your head even after we kill you, OK killer?" Mocking me for my incompetence.

Broken, I followed. We went from .9 sec to .3 sec to nullsec. They took me very far, and after hours of travel we reached an asteroid belt in an abandoned system.

They typed in chat "All clear boss".... and a ship came from behind a far away asteroid.....It was my second in command....THE ONE WHO DISAPPEARED ALL THAT TIME AGO!

I haven't read all of it, but by the looks of it, you'd like this thread to continue in Intergalactic Summit (role play section of the forums)

Posting role play in GD is like throwing meat to hyenas

Quite a refreshing read after all the poison that gets spewed at you on these 'forums'.

Those minutes, gone forever

Okay, who of y'all knows which mental hospital is missing a patient.

I do, I do! pick me pick me!

The story continues....

"Alas, my second in command, DeMichael Crimson, had been found....or rather, he had found me. Before I could even begin spewing my hatred of him for abandoning me during the height of the rebellion, he spoke in a commanding voice "My king, I have finally found you! I know I have much to explain but please my lord, hear me out..."

As much as I wanted to condemn him for his actions right there on the spot, my nobleness got the better of me, and I decided to allow him to explain...I nodded my head in a manner that suggested he continue.

He was near tears as he said "Sir, I didn't abandon you, I was hauled off to a mental hospital after some of the rebels framed me of acts i did not commit, they stated I was in a state of disarray and that i had been talking of things that did not exist! I had no choice, I was taken against my will to that unholy prison for the mentally unwell."

I could see tears welling up as he was reminded of the events that took place at the mental hospital. He clearly had some sort of post traumatic stress disorder. I listened intently, wanting to believe him, but could not be entirely sure of his motives.

He continued on "I was kept there many months until well after the uprising, when one of the rebels called the front desk and informed them of how they had framed me, the doctors discharged me and sent me on my way. I should have felt relieved but all I could think of, was finding you so we could plot our revenge on the scoundrels that destroyed our lives!"

I couldn't believe it, I had spent hours hating and detesting DeMichael Crimson, when in reality he was a victim of the rebellion as much as I.

With the most recent turn of events, I had only one thing to say "Let's kick some rebel ass." "


--- Out for a pint with the glorious DeMichael Crimson, 2nd in command 'til the end.

Must be some really strong space rum we be drinking cuz I definitely don't remember any of that.





DMC

Man, where is Alex when you need him? The two of them need to meet in some form of in-thread brain-melt collision.