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Dear Irresponsible in J222343,

In pondering your question, "How fast is an unladen swallow?", which you further confounded by asking yourself an additional qualifier, "African or European", I realised that the real question you were asking was, "How fast is an unladen Heron? Sukuvesataa or Standard?" because we all know that the Swallow is a manoeuvre performed by ladies of the munificent affections, not an actual class of Caldari starship. It is also clear that all African swallows have died of Ebola or bird flu.

Mayhaps, one day, the Caldari Navy will give us a Swallow, but perhaps they will also give us the Spit, but that couldd arguably be a variant of the Stabber and hence a Minmatar design. But I digress.

With the question properly framed, I went to work to derive the maximum speed of an unladen Heron, both Sukuvestaa and Standard, taking into account all possible variables.

I considered that speed in EVE is ill-defined in and of itself. Speed could mean either of two variables; warp speed and sub-warp speed. I do not know which you refer to, however, logically the heron is not an interceptor, and this being a wormhole advice column, the need for prolonged multi-system warping to go from Jita to Cloud Ring to deliver a load of PLEX is irrelevant, therefore we shall focus entirely on the sub-warp speed problem.

In my maths, I also discounted the fact that there is no laden or unladen state to starships in EVE, for cargo capacity and mass of cargo is irrelevant to calculation of speeds, therefore I opted for an Overdrive-based fit.

Of course, being elite wormhole dwellers, we all fly with high-grade snakes and full Claymore boosts, in a C6 Black Hole, where one can attain a maximum velocity of 17,362 metres per second with a Heron, Sukuvestaa or otherwise.

In an attempt to not be lame, I have created the ultimate Heronceptor, which you may use to surprise escalating capitals, who will clearly not see this coming, unlike the ladies whom you pay to swallow.

[Heron, Unladen]

Overdrive Injector System II
Overdrive Injector System II

Domination 1MN Microwarpdrive
Small Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 400
Small Capacitor Booster II, Navy Cap Booster 400
Dark Blood Stasis Webifier
True Sansha Warp Scrambler

[Empty High slot]
[Empty High slot]
[Empty High slot]

Small Auxiliary Thrusters II
Small Auxiliary Thrusters II
Small Auxiliary Thrusters I


High-grade Snake Alpha
High-grade Snake Beta
High-grade Snake Gamma
High-grade Snake Delta
High-grade Snake Epsilon
High-grade Snake Omega
Zor's Custom Navigation Hyper-Link
Eifyr and Co. 'Rogue' High Speed Maneuvering HS-906

Dear Winthorp,

As Schopenhauer says, human life is directionless, and motivated by unfulfilled desire.

In your directionless meanderings through nullsec, you must consider the question of what motivates you? As we can see, clearly a desire to thrust the prickly and squishy sac of your generative organs into the eye sockets of your foes has caused you to accumulate space geld to the point of purchasing a Supercarrier. This is merely a tool to expedite said sac-thrusting and eye-balling.

But having achieved the installation of your flabby, cellulite-ridden buttocks in the clone holster in your supercarrier, clearly you desired more than tea-bagging your foes, or else you would not ask a question; therefore the desire of Mankind is infinite and unfulfillable by achievement of any supercarriers.

This expresses as a desire to bring your new toy (or, as the case may be, the new steely coffin into which you have thrust yourself, never to leave it until you are blown out of it) into wormholes. But we must now ponder - will even this satisfy your endless and insatiable desires? One supposes not.

As to your question whether or not one should pay Blood union rent moneys, I can state that, no you should not. For a start, as is seen on various historiographic references upon the internet, our Russian cousins desires are for full sized human women, and this frustrates them, as it appears a large proportion of Russian women are quite small. I would therefore suggest keeping exotic dancers, full sized, in your hold and ejecting them into space as an offering to your silent Russian overlords.

Such wise counsel Trinket.

2-4: ezpz

solo: ezpz with alts

Totes depends on connection though. C3 > HS would be super boring, C3 > LS would be good for small gang/solo **** (THIS IS PROBABLY THE ONE YOU'D WANT), C3 > Null p good for making money

Dear Trinket..

Do you look like Samuel L Jackson in Real life?

For reference

I offer lessons. Only 150m/session. Send me a mail if interested))

hehe. welcome back..

right, cos people exist who dont know what SLJ looks like...