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Crime & Punishment

 
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Bring me the frozen corpse of...

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Formerly Known As AC
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#1 - 2014-11-03 11:25:52 UTC
ISD Ezwal.

API verified KM.

Contract corpse to me. 12 PLEX.

Your reward. Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Twelve PLEX is, is is issssss.... your reward.

(This is entirely serious and sound better when you autotune it)

Songify the EVE.

Ezwal, just tell me... oohhhh, where can I post?

The Artist Formerly Known As AC. 

The terminal end of the digestive system. 

The Best CSM Candidate

Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#2 - 2014-11-03 11:35:03 UTC
do forum ganks count?
Rabe Raptor
The Conference Elite
Safety.
#3 - 2014-11-03 12:00:12 UTC
ISD Ezwal, please meet me in nullsec in a noobship, I'll give you 3 PLEX if you do.

Together we can make Highsec a better place! www.lawofhighsec.com

Read it, share it, learn it, quote it, memorize it,  live it, breathe it!

Good Looking Asian
Doomheim
#4 - 2014-11-03 12:17:23 UTC
I have half of one if you're interested?

We had to eat the other half last winter when the generator packed up.