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Reuben Utama
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#1 - 2014-10-23 11:24:41 UTC  |  Edited by: Reuben Utama
Before I start,

Trottel Martin is understandably a high profile target with powerful alliances, this contract is not for the faint hearted. If I receive good kill mails from a specific mercenary then naturally you will be rewarded with more ISKs.

Here's my offer,


Kill trottel martin Ship: 100% Of Kill mail total.

Pod Kill without implants: 10 Mil Per Kill

Pod Kill with Implants: 100% of kill mail total.

Body Collection and contracted to me: 12 Mil.

Mail me your kills and get paid appropiately, thanks.

(Persons deemed to purposely pre-organising kill mails to gain ISK from this contract will not be paid)


Please, don't hesitate to message me regarding payment prices.

Thank you.
Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#2 - 2014-10-23 12:37:01 UTC
You could at least link who you are on about
Reuben Utama
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#3 - 2014-10-23 12:39:06 UTC
Ralph King-Griffin wrote:
You could at least link who you are on about


Unfortunatley I couldn't, work computer is restricted to what it will allow and won't. I can just manage to type on the forums.
Archibald Thistlewaite III
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Miners
#4 - 2014-10-23 14:22:04 UTC
You could at least tell us the story.

It looks a little boring without any context.

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Valkin Mordirc
#5 - 2014-10-23 14:25:25 UTC
Yeah I had try and find out what happen. D=


You lost a Omen, Why is that a big deal? People lose ships all the time, why was this one important?


Is that he is just an asshat? Or is there some sort of juicy vile trickery that he set a foot?

#DeleteTheWeak
Lucy Oreless
Rise of Rephaim
#6 - 2014-10-23 15:59:02 UTC
Reuben Utama wrote:
Before I start,

Trottel Martin is understandably a high profile target with powerful alliances, this contract is not for the faint hearted..


He is CEO of a 9 man corp, in a 57 member "strong" alliance who operates in hi-sec... How did you come to the conclusion he is a high profile target? And who is this "powerful alliances" who will come to hes aid?

I might be wrong and he is the "Moriarty" of space-thugs, but it seems highly unlikely to me.


 I did not have sexual relations to THAT woman....

Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#7 - 2014-10-23 17:11:30 UTC
Never heard of him, so no idea why you're calling him a 'high profile target.' Looks like another respectable war dec'er to me. You lost an Omen (and it was rather well fit too, good work on that), what's the big deal?

Without more information you'll have a hard time convincing anyone to take up your case. I also see nothing to suggest you will actually honor any payments even if someone does decide to go chasing him.

I would be willing to act as a third party and hold 2 billion in prizes to be payed out with the remainder to be returned to you at the end of the contract.

Feel free to contact me to negotiate details.

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

Reuben Utama
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#8 - 2014-10-23 18:37:24 UTC
I've come here to offer my terms, not to sit around a camp fire and tell stories. The target is there, take it or leave it the option is yours and yours alone.

I'm after a rogue mercenary to complete these terms.(If there is such a thing)
Some Rando
University of Caille
Gallente Federation
#9 - 2014-10-23 18:59:52 UTC
Reuben Utama wrote:
I'm after a rogue mercenary to complete these terms.(If there is such a thing)


Does calling them a "rogue" make them seem more threatening and tougher? How about just any old mercenary?

CCP has no sense of humour.

Angelique Duchemin
Team Evil
#10 - 2014-10-23 19:41:36 UTC
The OP is probably the targets alt in a bid for internet spaceship fame.

The very sun of heaven seemed distorted when viewed through the polarising miasma welling out from this sea-soaked perversion, and twisted menace and suspense lurked leeringly in those crazily elusive angles of carven rock where a second glance shewed concavity after the first shewed convexity.

trottel martin
HotzenPlotzGang
Public-Enemy
#11 - 2014-10-24 10:18:29 UTC
Reuben Utama ...

pls stop crying like a little girl !!!!

Reuben Utama
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#12 - 2014-10-24 10:23:04 UTC
trottel martin wrote:
Reuben Utama ...

pls stop crying like a little girl !!!!




Sob Sob
Valkin Mordirc
#13 - 2014-10-24 10:38:58 UTC
trottel martin wrote:
Reuben Utama ...

pls stop crying like a little girl !!!!




WOO!


Can YOU tell us why he has opened a 'contract' on you?


Congratz btw.
#DeleteTheWeak
Saeger1737
Habitual Euthanasia
Pandemic Legion
#14 - 2014-10-24 11:10:59 UTC
Dumb and who cares? Next!!

MERC WITH A MOUTH, Send me DPS and my fleet will double it back! Special offer!

trottel martin
HotzenPlotzGang
Public-Enemy
#15 - 2014-10-25 09:11:28 UTC
@ Valkin Mordirc .............

i dont know man .....
im a nice guy :-) dont understand that !!!!!
Tengu Grib
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
#16 - 2014-10-25 14:16:44 UTC
trottel martin wrote:
@ Valkin Mordirc .............

i dont know man .....
im a nice guy :-) dont understand that !!!!!

No way! You killed his Omen! That makes you an internet spaceship bully!

Rabble Rabble Rabble

Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.

Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
#17 - 2014-10-25 14:22:31 UTC
Reuben Utama wrote:
I've come here to offer my terms, not to sit around a camp fire and tell stories. The target is there, take it or leave it the option is yours and yours alone.

I'm after a rogue mercenary to complete these terms.(If there is such a thing)
Would you settle for a rouge mercenary? I know some of the guys are kinda partial to terribly applied lipstick.

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Ralph King-Griffin
New Eden Tech Support
#18 - 2014-10-25 14:40:27 UTC
Tengu Grib wrote:
trottel martin wrote:
@ Valkin Mordirc .............

i dont know man .....
im a nice guy :-) dont understand that !!!!!

No way! You killed his Omen! That makes you an internet spaceship bully!

QUICKLY! TO THE RIPARD MOBILE !