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Zekora Rally
U2EZ
#1 - 2014-10-18 06:33:09 UTC  |  Edited by: Zekora Rally
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Zekora Rally
U2EZ
#2 - 2014-10-22 03:26:51 UTC
Doubling the reward for bookmarks to this hole, provided it's found in the next 48hrs.
Bronya Boga
Ministry of War
Amarr Empire
#3 - 2014-10-22 04:47:10 UTC
K
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#4 - 2014-10-22 05:04:31 UTC
If anyone finds their way into j111009, pls to not farm my alts Geddon for useless ganks. Will be AFK bashing various dead sticks in here until disreputable fools gank her, some charitable soul gives me bookmarks, or the locals respond to my outrageous use of the AFK sentry drone functions. No reward given for an exit, bar the satisfaction of knowing I <3 you.

~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
Zekora Rally
U2EZ
#5 - 2014-10-22 05:12:26 UTC
Trinkets friend wrote:
If anyone finds their way into j111009, pls to not farm my alts Geddon for useless ganks. Will be AFK bashing various dead sticks in here until disreputable fools gank her, some charitable soul gives me bookmarks, or the locals respond to my outrageous use of the AFK sentry drone functions. No reward given for an exit, bar the satisfaction of knowing I <3 you.

Thou shall not hijack a bruh's thread.
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#6 - 2014-10-22 23:11:06 UTC
I am totally not sorry.

Halp i am bored.

~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#7 - 2014-10-24 00:49:40 UTC
Diray of a Trapped Geddon, Day 2

Dear Diary,

Today i logged on a bit late, and discovered that the POS I had blown up the night before was replaced with an identical POS, even to the point of being named the same. Oh well, launch Curator IIs and get to work.

Two and a half hours later, with the POS in 22% shield, one of the locals signs in.

he ignores my haggling in Local. Russians never haggle, it seems. He does not drop a can with a Core probe Launcher I. Instead, after about an hour of sulking in POS, he begins trying to bomb my Curators. I pull them and curse my crappy scan res. I cannot afford to lose my Curators, else blazing the other 3 small towers in system will be even longer.

I know that people are looking for me, in this far flung and isolated place, so i must persevere.

I opt to sign out for the night, as downtime has passed. I log in to change skills, and notice the small amarr tower has been replaced with a medium caldari stick, also offline.

Touché, Russia. Touché.

I vow to sign online and begin AFK bashing the other towers at 2 a.m. Moscow time tomorrow. Pretty sure i can have one tipped over before they wake up.

One day I will be found, but until then, towers must burn.

~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
Winthorp
#8 - 2014-10-24 00:58:33 UTC
Trinkets friend wrote:
Diray of a Trapped Geddon, Day 2

Dear Diary,

Today i logged on a bit late, and discovered that the POS I had blown up the night before was replaced with an identical POS, even to the point of being named the same. Oh well, launch Curator IIs and get to work.

Two and a half hours later, with the POS in 22% shield, one of the locals signs in.

he ignores my haggling in Local. Russians never haggle, it seems. He does not drop a can with a Core probe Launcher I. Instead, after about an hour of sulking in POS, he begins trying to bomb my Curators. I pull them and curse my crappy scan res. I cannot afford to lose my Curators, else blazing the other 3 small towers in system will be even longer.

I know that people are looking for me, in this far flung and isolated place, so i must persevere.

I opt to sign out for the night, as downtime has passed. I log in to change skills, and notice the small amarr tower has been replaced with a medium caldari stick, also offline.

Touché, Russia. Touché.

I vow to sign online and begin AFK bashing the other towers at 2 a.m. Moscow time tomorrow. Pretty sure i can have one tipped over before they wake up.

One day I will be found, but until then, towers must burn.


Bob will reward such selfless acts.

Also OP can you please rename thread to Trinkets Tales and then kindly GTFO?
Zekora Rally
U2EZ
#9 - 2014-10-24 01:23:49 UTC
Meh, I was really excited to see that someone had posted a reply on my thread and was looking forward to some good news.
Winthorp
#10 - 2014-10-24 01:32:43 UTC
Zekora Rally wrote:
Meh, I was really excited to see that someone had posted a reply on my thread and was looking forward to some good news.


If thread is not renamed to trinkets tales i shall double your reward for people that don't help you...

See what i did that... Did you... Really....
Zekora Rally
U2EZ
#11 - 2014-10-24 01:43:57 UTC
Winthorp wrote:
Zekora Rally wrote:
Meh, I was really excited to see that someone had posted a reply on my thread and was looking forward to some good news.


If thread is not renamed to trinkets tales i shall double your reward for people that don't help you...

See what i did that... Did you... Really....

Well, what are you waiting for?
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#12 - 2014-10-25 00:54:55 UTC  |  Edited by: Trinkets friend
Diary of a Trapped Geddon, Day 4

Today was much like the last. I warped to the POS, the Caldari medium. It sits there, taunting me. All steel blue, and with its useless ECM bonus and useless cruise missile bonuses. Where are your cruise missile batteries, POS? Where are your ECM's, POS?

Where are my corp mates, I think to myself, my thoughts echoing hollowly within this moist tin can of an Armageddon.

I am alone.

Ennui grows. I launch my drones, as before, but to what purpose? There are so many shields to chew through, and so many hours to go. And the locals will sign in again, i am sure, and undo my work. Maybe the next POS to replace this will be large. Maybe they will online it, and put on some guns.

Why do we do anything we do, I wonder? Entropy will claim us all, and the universe will dissipate in a cold spray of black holes, flung into nothing beyond the universe, dark and cold. And somewhere in there, no doubt, will be my Geddon wreck. Cold. Empty. A freeze dried husk inside it all that is left.

I am here with my drones. They are my children. One has wounds, having been bombed by the manticore. It has a sliver of armour damage, and it must be in pain. But i cannot help my child, I cannot bandage it's scraped knee, and it pains me.

My resolve hardens.

When it is not the weekend, i vow, when the locals do not sign in, when it is 2 a.m. in Moscow, I shall begin on one of the other towers. I shall harvest another kill, maybe two or more.

****. Combat probes.

I sign out.

~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
Zekora Rally
U2EZ
#13 - 2014-10-25 01:11:16 UTC
Still looking so offer still stands.
Hayley Enaka
Bookmark Both Sides
#14 - 2014-10-25 07:22:37 UTC
Will the Russians stop him or will their towers fall to the endless onslaught of concentrated sentry drone fire? What will happen at 2am Moscow time? Stay tuned to find out on the next episode of Trinket's Tales...
Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery
Sending Thots And Players
#15 - 2014-10-26 01:43:22 UTC
Diary of a Trapped Geddon, Day 5

Today the situation has become more dire. Not only is my supply of cheetos and bucket bongs running dry, but the locals have decided that small blocking towers are just not secure enough, and have upgraded aall but one of their moons to full-sized Amarr large. While the schadenfreunde runs strong, because they had to drop 2.4 billion upgrading their moons, the fact i have only one viable target left puts the onus back upon me, and thus I have begun to siege the last small tower. Which is online.

Perhaps it has stront. perhaps it does not. All i know is that I must move now, or lose my chance.

I will update my diary when i know.

Hashtag YOLO.

~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
Hatshepsut IV
Un.Reasonable
#16 - 2014-10-26 02:34:40 UTC
Trinkets friend wrote:
Diary of a Trapped Geddon, Day 5

Today the situation has become more dire. Not only is my supply of cheetos and bucket bongs running dry, but the locals have decided that small blocking towers are just not secure enough, and have upgraded aall but one of their moons to full-sized Amarr large. While the schadenfreunde runs strong, because they had to drop 2.4 billion upgrading their moons, the fact i have only one viable target left puts the onus back upon me, and thus I have begun to siege the last small tower. Which is online.

Perhaps it has stront. perhaps it does not. All i know is that I must move now, or lose my chance.

I will update my diary when i know.

Hashtag YOLO.



The content we deserve, not the content we need.

+1 for trinkets storytelling.

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Zekora Rally
U2EZ
#17 - 2014-10-26 10:13:58 UTC
WH found. Thread closed.
Ab'del Abu
Atlantis Ascendant
#18 - 2014-10-26 10:37:00 UTC
Zekora Rally wrote:
WH found. Thread closed.


This is no longer your thread, can't just close it m8
Winthorp
#19 - 2014-10-26 10:41:38 UTC
Zekora Rally wrote:
WH found. Thread closed.


Who do you even think you are.

The Trinkets Tales thread will close when his story concludes.
Aladar Dangerface
Federal Navy Academy
Gallente Federation
#20 - 2014-10-26 11:56:22 UTC  |  Edited by: Aladar Dangerface
Trinkets friend wrote:
If anyone finds their way into j111009, pls to not farm my alts Geddon for useless ganks. Will be AFK bashing various dead sticks in here until disreputable fools gank her, some charitable soul gives me bookmarks, or the locals respond to my outrageous use of the AFK sentry drone functions. No reward given for an exit, bar the satisfaction of knowing I <3 you.

Trinket I need a back story man. How did u get trapped in the first place. If it's something boring like u rolled yourself out then please make up a better story ;)

I don't need twitter. I'm already following you.
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