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Why I hardly play EVE anymore.
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There's a million angry citizens looking down their tubes..at me.
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Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings?
Will I get banned for boxing!?!?!
This thread has degenerated to the point it's become like two bald men fighting over a comb. -- Doc Fury
It's bonuses, not boni, you cretins.
OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!
Eve For life.
I don't judge people by their race, religion, color, size, age, gender, or ethnicity. I judge them by their grammar, spelling, syntax, punctuation, clarity of expression, and logical consistency.
Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
Rabble Rabble Rabble
Praise James, Supreme Protector of High Sec.
"Sarcasm is the Recourse of a weak mind." -Dr. Smith
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
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Not today spaghetti.